Meanwhile, as Arnold and Tom Nook continued on their epic adventure, Mr. Dr. Professor Dirty Toenail (AN: he is played by Marilyn Manson and his stunt double is David Bowie) sat angrily in his yellow submarine underneath the waves.
There were several reasons he was angry. The first and foremost were that Harold Hill/Arnold and Tom Nook were advancing to the location of his stolen Birthday Cake.
He was also angry because it was three years until his birthday. You see, Mr. Dr Professor Dirty Toenail was born on leap day. Therefore, he only has a birthday once every four years. In order to get revenge on the universe for this cruel misfortune, he steals somebody's birthday cake every month for a non-birthday year to keep himself amused. He watches their progress on monitors mounted on the walls of his yellow submarine.
However, he was angry for another reason. Mr. Dr. Professor Dirty Toenail was ALWAYS angry. He hated the world because they refused to acknowledge him by his full name. Instead, they only called him Mr. Dirty Toenail. For this reason, he hijacked a Yellow Submarine and spent the rest of his life beneath the waves.
"Blast!" He shouted, as he watched Harold Hill and Tom Nook follow Ugly Betty's footprints out of the Lost City of the Rodents and onto the streets of New York.
At this rate, they were going to find the birthday cake which he had hidden in a secret chamber underneath a mall food court, the entrance to which he had hired an ill-tempered, dancing janitor to guard.
"BURGER KING!" Mr. Dr. Professor Dirty Toenail shouted angrily, and the Burger King marched in, wielding two Uzis and a massive sword on his back.
"KILL THEM!" Mr. Dr. Professor Dirty Toenail shrieked.
The Burger King nodded, hopping on his magical, rocket powered tricycle from the future and flying to the water's surface.