The Unexpected chapter 3 :D
I would like to thank one of my reviewers for finding this story funny lol which it kinda is XD
Anyways thank you so very much BurningWhiteTwilight for loving this story and if you liked that whole fight between Wrath and Winry well I decided to do this whole chapter about Winry, Wrath and Al but Ed and Envy will show up a little later like towards the end.
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Ch 3 Just Shut Up & Kiss Already!
The next day after Al convinced his older brother to finally let Winry back in the house, after he made her swear up and down that she wouldn't call Envy anymore names.
"Hey Al you ready to go with me to visit Mrs. Hughes?" Winry asked sitting on the arm of the couch where Al was currently reading an alchemy book.
"Yeah I guess but, after I take Wrath-chan to get some ice cream, Envy-san and nii-san were supposed to take him but Envy-san got sick again this morning"
Winry rolled her bright blue eyes in annoyance at Alphonse's growing fascination with the little homunculi. "But Al you promised me while we were on the train here, we would go see her!"
"Things come up Winry"
"You just don't want to go because of me.." she muttered her eyes watering up (A/N. OH GOD HERE COME THE WATER WORKS FOLKS!)
"Winry don't cry please! I swear I will go ok, you can come with me and Wrath to get ice cream to!"
"NO JUST FORGET IT!"
"No I promise I will go, just come with me and Wrath then we can go straight to Ms Gracia's ok"
"O-o-o-o *sob* k"
Al smiled while rising to his feet walking over to the door underneath the stairs knocking.
"Wrath-chan come on!"
The door opened and Wrath came out dressed in a pair of jean shorts and black t-shirt, only because Envy had yelled at him many times to wear a shirt that didn't show his stomach. They had to act like humans there for dress like them he had ordered his baby "brother".
"I'm ready to go Alphonse-sama!" he said happily.
Al ruffled the boys hair, he was still a good 10 inches taller then the youngest sin. Wrath noticed Winry standing by the door with her jacket.
"Is she finally leaving? Sounds to good to be true!"
"Shove it you brat for your information Al-chan invited me to come get ice cream with you two so you better be nice to me!"
The black haired boy growled showing his sharp fangs at her, "You want to repeat yesterday?" she rolled her eyes "Please you cheated brat, attacking me before I could even put up a defense" Al sweat dropped rubbing the back of his golden bronze hair "Can we go?" they both snorted stomping out of the house and down the stairs to the sidewalk.
"To the park?"
"Yeah that's where the ice cream stand is"
"Lets hurry up so me and Al can go see Mrs. Hughes!" Winry said running down the sidewalk towards Central City Park. Al smiled a little jogging to keep up with her, Wrath glowered this was his only time to be alone with Alphonse and the stupid blonde girl had to ruin it. (A/N. Jealous much Wrath?)
They arrived at the park and Wrath ran directly to the stand, smiling widely at the selection of flavors.
"What will you have young miss?" the vendor asked tipping his hat to Wrath winking.
Wrath's face turned a dark blood red, he heard Winry giggle evilly at the vendor's mistake.
"I AM NOT A MISS!" now it was the ice cream man's time to blush.
"I am Sooooo sorry young man, it was a stupid mistake please forgive me! Um now what will you have?"
"I want the vanilla strawberry banana spilt" he grumbled.
The man nodded got the ice cream prepared, he still had a small blush to his cheeks he felt horrible for calling the boy a girl.
"Ok here ya go, its on the house"
"Thanks" Wrath said taking a bite of the sweet creamy treat.
"Anything for you sir?"
"Hmm a chocolate ice cream cone please"
"Coming right up"
Winry tapped her foot lightly, she was getting really annoyed. Not that she wasn't always annoyed.
"And do you want anything miss?
"No I'm good" she snapped.
The man flinched what had he done to disserve her nasty tone? Nothing she was just being a PMSing bitch like always, or at least that's what Wrath was thinking as he watched the exchange of words.
He rolled his eyes and then he threw his ice cream container away when he was finished. Al could feel the hostility coming from the blonde girl and the young sin, he should probably get Wrath home before they end up fighting in the middle of the park.
"HURRY UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
To late.
Wrath's eyes darkened to a scarlet purple and the irises shifted to resemble a cat's and his body started to grow larger showing off the muscles the boy's normal body doesn't have and his teeth grew as well.
"What did you say bitch?"
"YOU HEARED ME HURRY UP FAGGOT!"
"That's what I thought you said slut!"
The sin pounced on Winry slamming his fist into her face she grabbed her wrench from her purse and slammed it on top of his head. He just growled digging his fingers into her arms, ":HIT ME WITH THAT WRENCH AGAIN I DARE YA!" and of course being the stupid machine geek that she is she did it again. Wrath grabbed a hold of the blood soaked wrench from her grasp and tossed it at some random passer by and it hit with a loud clang. "MY FACE! WHO THE HELL THREW THAT WRENCH?" Al squeaked wrapping his arms around Wrath's waist failing to notice the bright blush on the sin's face and effortlessly lifted him off the blonde girl "COME ON BEFORE THAT GUY CALLS THE COPS!" Al shouted.
They all ran from the park just as soon as the police pulled up to the main gate. Alphonse set the black haired boy on his feet, sweating from running. Winry pouted "Al why did you carry HIM but not me?"
Now it was Al's turn to roll his bright golden eyes "Cause he is little you're not, and your legs are not broken last time I checked Winry" he muttered.
"Ugh! YOUR IMPOSSIBLE AL!"
"No I'm not impossible"
"ONLY IMPOSSIBLE PERSON HERE IS YOU SLUT!"
"OH YOU WANNA GO AGAIN YOU LITTLE PRICK!"
Al stared at them frowning as round 2 started.
Winry punched Wrath square in the jaw sending his small body gliding through the air, Al sighed and began to head back to the house. "HUH? WHERE ARE YOU GOING AL?" Winry shouted while dodging Wrath's fingernails. "Back to the house, away from you guys" he said waving back at them without turning around to see Winry and Wrath shaken looks.
"But Alphonse-chan!"
"Come on Al we promise we'll be good"
"No I've had it, you too just stay here and fight all day"
Winry whimpered running to catch up to him, she jumped on his back wrapping her arms around his neck. "Winry" he muttered dryly "Get off me, NOW!" she shook her head blonde tickling his cheek.
"No way, not till you stop and let us apologize"
"Yeah Alphonse, we swear we won't fight anymore"
Al shook his head and tried to pry Winry's arms from around his neck, he snarled when her arms refused to budge. "Winry!" still she refused to let go clinging to him like a fat girl to a drunk guy at last call. (A/N. I got that from the show World's Dumbest that's on truTV :D). He gave up standing still so that the blonde girl could climb off his back. "Seriously don't do that again Winry!" the girl nodded fiddling with the hem of her very short skirt.
"We're sorry Al"
"Yeah we're really sorry!"
"Alright I guess I can forgive you, but don't fight again or I am done playing referee with you two got it!"
The two both nodded their heads furiously so that they wouldn't anger the normally level headed Elric anymore. "Now come on Wrath, lets get you home before Envy-san or nii-san get worried" Alphonse said starting to walk again. The sin nodded and speeded up his pace to keep up the older boy with Winry trailing behind the pack.
"Which of you has the key?" Al asked when the got to the house and stood at the front door to find it locked. And they didn't think Ed was home, he had to go back to work, and Envy was probably asleep.
"I do" Wrath pulled his key from his pocket handing it to the bronze haired boy.
He unlocked the door, and stepped inside all the lights were out so that confirmed their suspicions of Ed leaving for work. Wrath went straight to his room, Al sat down on the couch picking up the book he had been reading before they left earlier. Winry decided to go check up on Envy since it was so quiet.
Don't get the wrong idea, she still dislikes him for stealing Ed's affections from her. But now she was more tolerant since Ed said she had to be nice or she would have to go.
She opened the door and found him awake slightly his head hanging over the side of the bed she noticed a trash can. And now that she thought about it, she could smell the foul stench coming from the waste basket. Winry plugged her nose inching closer to the bed, he looked up from the trash can with teary eyes and bits of vomit around his lips.
"Why are you in here?"
"Just came to check up on you, make sure you haven't vomited up you're intestines 'though that would be to much to hope for'" she muttered under her breath.
"GO AWAY!" he hissed eyes flashing between purple to a crimson red.
"Whatever sorry for trying to be nice!" she snapped and slammed the door shut.
Winry kicked the door with her boot sticking her nose up in the air and trudging back down the stairs, her feet almost touched the floor till she heard soft talk coming from the living room. 'Al and Wrath' she figured, she inched closer and pressed her ear to the wall.
"So Wrath-chan are you sure you want to learn alchemy? It pretty hard, especially if you have Izumi-sensei as a teacher"
They were discussing the sin learning alchemy, he was the only homunculi for some odd reason who could perform the dangerous science.
"Yeah I'm sure"
'Yeah you're real sure you little queer!' she snapped in her head.
"Alright, we will start with the most basic alchemy ok"
"Ok"
'He and Ed never showed me how to do alchemy'
(A/N. That's because you're a gearhead Winry)
She could here the familier ping like sound as Al performed his form of alchemy, he had talked about becoming a State Alchemist himself. '
But footsteps to from behind her made her jump, she turned around to see Envy dressed in a plain white t-shirt and shorts his hair was tied in a braid, he glowered at her. "Why did you really come in our room for? You really couldn't of done it just to check on me" she rolled her eyes "Yes I did I still want to be on Ed's goodside if you two break up, then there will be room for me to take you're place" she said evilly.
Envy glared.
"Yeah you keep dreaming blondie"
"Did I hurt someone's pride?"
"Please don't flatter you're self it will take more then that to deal any damage to me"
And he walked off to the kitchen flipping the blonde off as he went.
The talking in the living room had stopped after Envy left, she looked around the doorframe to see Wrath sleeping on Al's chest. 'WTH!' she screamed in her head, she stomped into the room waking the two up.
"And why the hell are you sleeping on him?"
"Winry he was tired so he fell asleep on me it's no big deal"
"It is to me"
"Everythings a big deal to you" Wrath muttered dryly.
"Keep muttering shrimp, I have a spare wrench upstairs in my tool chest!"
"Bring it!"
"WRATH, WINRY WHAT DID I SAY EALIER ABOUT ARGUING?"
They all heard a loud crash behind them coming from the kitchen. And they all broke into a run to see what was going on, they found Envy reaching for a box of cereal. They looked down to see broken glass below the older sin's feet, oh Ed was gonna be pissed if he saw the mess.
"Envy-san why didn't you call us if you were hungry so that you wouldn't of cause such a mess! Nii-san is going to be angry!"
"He'll get over it"
"So rude"
"Bitch keep talking you may of promised the chibi, but I didn't promise him anything I will kill you!"
"Yeah and I will help Envy-nii-san"
Al groaned pinching the bridge of his nose in irritation. But the sound of the front door opening and closing broke them all out of they're discussion. Ed was taking off his red jacket hanging on the coat rack, and walked into the kitchen.
"Hey guys whats-" but he stopped mid sentence seeing the shards of glass and his golden eyes bugled and his face turned red, steam could be seen coming out of his ears.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHO DID THAT?"
"Winry" Wrath lied pointing an ominous finger at said blonde.
"No I didn't Wrath did it!"
"WOULD YOU TWO STOP BICKERING DAMMIT!" Envy snarled rubbing his temples.
And for once the two did shut up, Envy dangerous mood swing was enough to make them almost piss themselves. Al snickered quietly, "Wow he made them shut up for the first time in hours" Ed still was pissed cracking his knuckles in a threatening matter.
"SPILL WHO DID IT OR EVERYONE'S GONNA GET A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH UPSIDE THE HEAD!"
"It was Envy!" Winry squawked.
Envy sent daggers who way. "What a kiss ass" he snapped crossing his arms over his chest.
"Like you're one to talk!"
"Yeah I like to kiss ass chibi's ass, and I enjoy it every time when he shoves hi-"
"BAH BAH ENOUGH OF THAT I LIKED TO HAVE MY EARS REMAIN VIRGINS FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER!" Al shouted plugging his ears with his fingers shaking his head back in forth in a comical manner.
"You're horrible!"
"Yeah chibi said that too, because I wouldn't let him-"
"Envy!"
"Wha just telling her like it is"
"Yeah but you got my kid brother and you're kid brother here don't talk dirty like that save it for the bedroom" Ed murmured.
"And anyways Envy you're so gonna clean that up!"
"Awwww but chibi I'm tired"
"You weren't to tired when you flipped me off after I had so kindly mind you asked if you were okay!" Winry hissed.
"You weren't checking up on me to see if I was ok, you were checking to see I was dead yet! I heard you cold heartless wench!"
"RUNNING OUT OF INSULTS?"
"ARE YOU?"
Ed banged his head against the counter top, Al and Wrath both stared dryly at the argument between the two. This was probably gonna go on all day, Al walked out of the kitchen and into the living room and read his book again, Wrath went back to his room slamming the door shut. And poor Edo stayed in the kitchen to make sure the dispute wouldn't turn into a brawl since Envy wasn't exactly in the best condition to be fight anyone.
"FUCK YOU!
"NO THANKS I LIKE COCK NOT PUSSY! NO WAIT SCRATCH THAT I LIKE A REAL MAN NOT A GUY WHO GOT A SEX CHANGE!"
"EEEEKKKK YOU'RE SUCH AN EVIL BASTARD!
"YOU JUST NOW FIGURING THAT OUT?
"BITCH!"
"SLUT!"
"PRICK!"
"CUNT!"
"WHORE!"
"YOU DAUGHTER OF A DICK!" (A/N. I had to add that for my friend Melanie who came up with that because we've always heard son of a bitch that for a guy so what do you call a girl? A daughter of a dick XD)
Winry screeched loudly and aimed to punch Envy but Ed's hand caught her fist mid air, "Winry what did I say?" she squeaked "I'm sorry Ed" he rolled his eyes "Just pack you're stuff and head back to Resembool" he muttered she hung her head and walked dejectedly up the stairs and into the guest room. He would let her stay one more night then she had to be gone by the time Ed took Envy to his doctor's appointment.
Ed looked at Envy "You still sick?" the sin shook his head "No but I probably will be in the morning like always" he said. The blonde sighed taking Envy's hand and they walked up the stairs together.
"Wrath don't you stay up half the night you hear me!" Envy shouted over his shoulder.
"Yeah I hear ya nii-san"
"You too Al" Ed said loudly knowing his brother heard him.
"Yes brother"
They walked into their room, Envy laid down while Ed got dressed for bed. Ed slept in just his shorts, the sin had rolled over on to his side. He felt the blonde's arms slide around his waist, he smirked.
"Chibi not tonight"
"Who was suggesting anything"
"Ooh my mistake guess you don't want any sex"
"Shove it Envy, you're sick right now I don't want you tired out even more then you already are"
Envy rolled his purple eyes, but nodded while yawning. He let his eyes slip close, shifting just slightly to get into a comfortable position. Ed kissed his forehead and began to drift off himself. "Sweet dreams koi" he whispered (A/N. Aww fluff :D) eyes shutting out the world welcoming the dreams of peace.
There ya go chapter 3 XD
The chapter name is suggesting a kissy kissy between Wrath and Al but I'm not get them into the whole swing until maybe chapter 4 or 5 depends because well I couldn't find away to incorpurate the kiss into this chapter since Al was mad at Wrath for a while because of him and Winry going at each others throats though you can tell Wrath likes Al, it wouldn't become painfully obvious to our little soul alchemist till after he gets with oh nvm no spoilers XD
Lot of vulgar language lol and dirty talk from our sexy palm tree XD
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