Knowledge is Power

Main character(s): Kagami Taiga and Generation of Miracles

Rating: T

Warnings: GOM/Kagami, OCs that are mentioned but not named are Kagami's family, and a theoretical family situation for Kagami.

Summary: AU. Kagami is only an angel because of the various mottos his family gives him.

Disclaimer: Uh? The term fanfiction should explain everything.

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Stuff you may want to know before reading:

In my world Taiga Kagami is the youngest of six children. He has four older sisters and one older brother. The closest one to him in age is 26. His older sisters are of the age 39, 32, 29, and 26. Taiga's oldest sister is a housewife with three children, his second oldest sister is a costume designer and married. Taiga's third sister is a famous BL manga artist and is going out with a girl (after numerous refusals from Alex), Taiga's fourth sister is a cosplayer and is the fiancé of a college football star. Taiga's only brother is 38 years old and with a pregnant wife. The older brother is considered useless by the Kagami sisters. Since he was young, Taiga was shoved around and tricked by his sister's to do what they want (cooking, dressing up, modeling for comic strips, etc.) cue Taiga's bluntness with crying women (his sisters always tricked him through crocodile tears). Taiga looks like his mother (eyebrows and all) but has his father's personality. His mother is a French chef with restaurants open internationally, she likes making him cry in fear. Taiga's father is a sympathetic man who makes horror movies. Taiga's dad ditched moving in with Taiga to go on a love cruise ship with Taiga's mother. Alex and Tatsuya have met the Kagami family and try to avoid them.

This takes place after Seirin's win against Rakuzen.

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Taiga and Dad bonding time

"Hey son" a man with plain brown eyes and hair ruffled a 5 year old boy's hair. "How'd ya like the movie your Père made?" he gave an infectious grin to his son, "pretty neat graphics, huh? That's something all you young kids are into now and days" his laughter was loud and full of unrestrained laughter.

The boy didn't respond as he was shaking as a leaf and paler than the ghost in the newest horror film his father directed.

Frowning, the man kneeled down and stared at the boy, "you okay Taiga?" the father placed a hand on the boy's head "you look pale. Do I need to call your Maman?" he asked as he picked his son up to carry.

If possible, Taiga became even paler as he shook his head for a quick 'no'.

His dad hummed, as the two exited the movie review with the rest of the movie cast, "Maman must have told me the wrong facts about your like of ghosts" the man grinned as he shifted the boy into his opposite arm to shake the hands of the leading actor and actress.

Hiding half of his face in his father's neck, Taiga nodded as he waved goodbye to the cooing actress and laughing actor.

"Well then!" Mr. Kagami laughed again as he took the time to kindly speak to one of his special graphic designers, "I think I should tell you that the movie is a lot less scarier than what you live with". At this time, his father had done all the greetings with his cast and turned all his attention to taiga.

"No way" Taiga said in disbelief as his father kissed his forehead.

"Yes way my peu tigre cub" Mr. Kagami lifted taiga high in his arms, "do you wanna know what's scarier than all the monsters in the movies?" he asked.

Taiga bit his lip before nodding yes.

"Your Maman" the man nuzzled his nose against his son.

Giggling, Taiga shook his head, "No way Papa!" Taiga continued to giggle.

"Yes, Maman screams whenever père touches her coffee" Taiga made a gross face at this "and chocolate" Taiga made a gasping noise out of this.

"One time, when she was enceinte with your frère she threw a bowling ball at me~" Taiga's eyes became wide in horror.

Smiling, Mr. Kagami brought his son into his lap to hug.

"Listen well to your Père, my peu tigre cub" Mr. Kagami's lifted his pointer finger to the sky, "a woman's coffee is sacred, and so is her stash of chocolate. Do not touch either".

Taiga bobbed his head with a solemn expression. Or as solemn an expression a five year old could manage.

"Okay Papa".

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"A woman's coffee is sacred and so is her stash of chocolate. Do not touch either"

The fault of the entire situation laid in Murasakibara's hand and somewhat is coach Araki's wooden sword.

"Kagami" Murasakibara whined as he pulled out another weed from the soccer team's expanse field. "Why do I have to do this" he was truly sounding and looking pathetic with no candy or sweets in his pockets or hands.

"What the- why the hell do I have to do this? I don't even attend this school!" Kagami shouted from his hunched position.

"Huh?" Murasakibara looked surprised at Kagami's appearance, "when did you get here?" he asked.

"Bastard!" Kagami screeched pointed at Murasakibara, "I was here the entire time! You called me over here and dragged me into-" he gestured angrily at the field, "-this!"

Murasakibara remained silent for a moment, "you okay Kagami?"

Kagami shot the taller male a glare as he breathed heavily through his nose. "I'm fine".

"If Kagami was there the entire time-" Murasakibara put in his hands in his pocket only to sigh when he found no sweets, "-then Kagami should know what happened".

Kagami's gained a dark look, "yeah I do".

"I don't know why she's so angry" Murasakibara went back to weeding, "Masako-chin is scary".

Kagami looked at Murasakibara, "what?" he asked.

Murasakibara pouted, "I really don't know why she is so angry" he mumbled to himself.

Sighing to himself, Kagami clasped one of Murasakibara's shoulder with a look in his eyes. "Listen, Murasakibara…" he said in a strained tone.

Murasakibara stopped his weeding to look at Kagami's serious face.

"My Dad once told me something that has helped me in life" Murasakibara tilted his head in confusion. "A woman's coffee is sacred and so is her stash of chocolate. Do not touch either" Kagami closed his eyes and nodded his head.

"Really?"

"Yes" Kagami's voice was perfect monotone.

Murasakibara still looked unconvinced.

Kagami sighed, "Look at it this way, you didn't like that the coach took all your candy, right?"

Murasakibara nodded.

"You took her candy without permission" Kagami said in a tone that neither implied Murasakibara was or was not to blame for the situation, "the candy she was hiding so she wouldn't eat it all at once".

Murasakibara frowned, "if she didn't want anyone to eat it, then she should've eaten all at once".

Kagami had to stop himself from messaging his head in frustration. "Look women are weird like that" he sighed.

"Then they should stop being so weird" Murasakibara grumbled to himself.

Wincing, Kagami awkwardly patted the giant's back. "Yeah, but you can't tell them that".

"I know", Murasakibara muttered, "I learned from watching Mine-chin and Momo-chin".

They both shared a wince and a sigh of frustration before going back to weeding.

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A/N:

My head cannon won't leave me alone so this came about. I own up to all mistakes made.

In my head cannon, taiga is not a momma's boy but instead a daddy's little man. Out of all the children, taiga is his father's favorite.

Here's another thing my head cannon says: Taiga's mother is not French even though she specializes in cuisines that are French. Taiga's dad is French and meet his mother when their professors held a joint lecture. You could say it was love at first sight for his mother, and an OMG-I-have-a-stalker experience for his father.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure many of you can deduce what I wrote in French, but the terms I used are for "little tiger cub", "pregnant", "mommy", "papa", and "brother". I wont point them out since they are easy to point out in the sentences.