Attention Detention - Passing Notes Can Be A Good Thing
Authors Note - A massive thank you to 'Godric Gryffindor's lion', 'LM Ryder', 'FutureRulerOfTheWorld', 'skaterofthebooks', 'Rachel Weasly 99' and 'leatherback14' for reviewing! I was smiling so much it's not funny(well actually it is but... you know!). Please keep reviewing and thanks for the idea 'LM Ryder', it will be used!
Disclaimer - I don't own anything, I just came up with the ideas... lol.
Set in Lily the Marauder's third year, a Divination class after lunch on a Wednesday. This is all on notes which are being passed around among the group, you know the drill.
The key isn't going to change...
Lily
James
Remus
Sirius
Peter
Mr. Padfoot would like to ask why the Marauders even bother taking this class.
Mr. Moony would like to ask Mr. Padfoot if he even knows anything about Divination.
Mr. Padfoot refuses to answer.
Mr. Prongs wonders how Mr. Padfoot passes any of his exams if he never pays attention.
Mr. Padfoot has his ways...
Mr. Wormtail would be delighted if Mr. Padfoot taught Mr. Wormtail the art of 'Passing Exams'.
Mr. Padfoot is sorry to say that he can not tell Mr. Wormy.
Mr. Wormtail is sad now.
...
Mr. Moony would like to ask why Mr. Prongs is staring at Miss. Evans.
Mr. Prongs would like to say that he does not need a reason to stare at the beautiful Miss. to-be Prongs.
Mr. Padfoot wonders whether Miss. Evans will ever be Mrs. Prongs.
Mr. Prongs would like to know why Mr. Pad has doubts.
Mr. Padfoot has doubts of Miss. Evans becoming Mrs. Prongs because Mr. Prongs is not doing a good job of wooing Miss. so called to-be Prongs. (and don't call me 'Pad'! That is sickening!)
Mr. Moony agrees with Mr. Pads.
Mr. Wormtail agrees with Mr. Pad and Mr. Moony.
Mr. Prongs wonders how he became friends with such unloving, heartless wankers.
Mr. Moony is not included in Mr. Prongs' group of unloving, heartless wankers.
Mr. Wormtail also is not a part of that group either.
Mr. Padfoot thinks Mr. Moony and Mr. Wormy are both unloving, heartless wankers because they abandoned Mr. Padfoot.
Mr. Prongs thinks that Evans hair looks exceptionally dazzling today.
Mr. Padfoot would like to inform Mr. Prongsie that he always makes a comment on Miss. Evans hair.
Miss. Never-to-be-Prongs would like to say thank you to Potter but he must stop daydreaming and concentrate on the lesson. Also Miss. Evans would like to ask why you all write in third person.
Mr. Padfoot welcomes Miss. to-be Prongs to the conversation.
Mr. Moony seconds Mr. Pad. We write in third person because it makes the conversation more interesting and easier to follow.
Mr. Wormtail would like to ask why nobody ever passes him the note.
Mr. Padfoot's answer to Mr. Wormy's question is because we can't be bothered to reach that far.
Mr. Moony is sorry that he never passes Mr. Wormtail the note.
Mr. Wormtail forgives Mr. Moony.
Mr. Padfoot wonders if Mr. Wormy will forgive him.
No you lazy git!
You ruined it!
What?
The Mr. whatever thing.
O...k?
Um... new topic!
What's the new topic?
QUIDDITCH!
Noooooo!
I want to be seeker this year. What about you Padfoot?
I'm going to go for beater.
Cool. We better get in this year because I can't stand Brella talking about training as if it was candyland anymore.
Yeah, me niether. He's like a broken record player!
Can we change the topic again?
Lily-flower, are you feeling alright?
Yes, why?
Because you don't want to talk about Quidditch - the most exciting game ever invented in the history of Merlin.
I think the fact that she doesn't want to talk about Quidditch proves that she is fine, Padfoot.
You're all mental!
And that's why you love us!
More specifically me.
NOT!
No need to yell.
PADFOOT!
Why all the yelling today?
YOU CAN'T YELL ON PAPER!
Then why am I getting a headache?
Because you're not used to thinking.
You wound me Lily-flower.
And you annoy me Black.
This is getting old.
So am I but I don't tell everyone.
Ha. Ha.
Hide the note! Professor-
"Mister Potter, what are you - What is in your mouth?" asked Professor Dovely.
"Muff'en" James replied with a grin.
"Mister Potter, may I ask why you are eating in class?" the exasperated professor continued.
"'Cause 'm hugry." said James.
"Could you please either swallow or spit out your food, Mister Potter?"
"Shaw beau'iful" the young boy said before swallowing.
"Thank you Mister Potter. So where was I... ah yes! ..." a tired professor Dovely started again.
*On a new piece of parchment...*
Ewww! You ate parchment, with ink on it!
Yes, yes I did! Oh, the sacrifices I make for you lot...
Are...?
Eating parchment of course! When was the last time YOU ate parchment Moony?
I'm sorry but when I wrote 'Hide the not!' I didn't know 'hide' translated as 'eat'.
Well if you were hungry and had literally two seconds to hide a piece of parchment, what would you do Moony?
I would pretend I was taking notes, and if the professor asked to see them, I would show them my real notes.
You had more time!
No, I came up with that in 'literally two seconds'.
Moony, why don't you stop owning Prongs in front of Lily?
Because he is snapping at me!
And you are snapping back!
...
Is Lily even passing notes anymore?
I don't think so...
Ok! I've had a jolly good idea lads!
And what is that?
We need to prank someone! We haven't pulled a prank in a month and the people are getting bored.
I agree with Padfoot.
I second that!
Then it is settled, we shall pull a prank by the end of the week.
Hey! You didn't wait for me to agree!
Do you have any objections?
No...
Well then, anybody got any ideas?
Um...
I'm thinking...
...
...
...
By jove I think I've got it!
What is it?
We could turn the Slytherins green!
How?
Good point...
Any other ideas?
Um...
We could enlarge all of their noses...
How could we make their noses any bigger?
A few simple transfigurations will do the trick! Edited to suit the needs of course...
Good idea! We just need to do some research in the library on setting time for the transfiguration to start and wolla, we have a number one prank!
Awesome! Should we go to the library at lunch?
Yeah, let's get started straight away.
Just a question, how can we make Snape's nose any bigger?
Hmm... He will need the special treatment.
Yes yes! Mwahahahaha, etc...
Is Wormy alright?
WHY ARE YOU PRANKING INNOCENT PEOPLE!
Nice to see you too, Lily-flower...
And they are FAR from innocent!
Oh, yeah right. How come it's always you I see making the first move Potter? Hanging people by their ankles just because they're in Slytherin! You are such and arrogant bullying toatrag!
Evans, you aren't there in the corridors when we're walking back from the library and they send a curse at us from behind and we don't even hand our wands out!
I'm sorry Remus but I'm going to hand in this note.
No Evans! That will get us two months of detention!
And so you deserve it.
No we don't!
Yes YOU do, Potter. And so do you Black.
But... but I never... Lily-flower!
Please Lily, don't turn us in.
I'm sorry but as a responsible peer I must.
NOOOOOOOOO!
I'll give you a hug!
I'll lend you my notes.
I'll give you a galleon!
I'll give you a kiss!
Wait wait. Wormy has a galleon?
Maybe...
You don't, do you?
Possibly...
Why did you offer something you didn't have?
Because I really don't have time for detention!
...
...
Come on Evans, isn't that enough for you?
... Oh fine!
Yay!
No Filch!
For a second there I thought you were actually going to turn us over!
I was.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-
Ok we get it! You're laughing!
lol.
LOL? Really?
Yes lol. Laughing out loud.
But you weren't laughing out loud were you?
No... It's just a saying!
It should be LOLWKASF. More logical.
What does that mean?
Laughing out loud while keeping a straight face. Der!
Ok...
So are we still going to do the prank?
Yeah! Of cour-
No, you are not!
Why?
Because if you do I will hand in this piece of parchment to Professor McGonagall.
Minnie! If it's detention with Minnie then I'm all for Lily-flower's idea!
And if it's with Filch?
Then I will go and bury myself in a hole, deep in the forbidden forest.
Sure you will.
Ok so that was slightly exaggerated.
Only slightly?
Do you guys want me to die?
YES!
Yes...
Pretty much!
No...
I like you Prongs! I'm going to go sit over there with him because he's nice.
You do that.
I will!
*The bell goes and the Marauders rush out of the room to the library, carelessly leaving the note on James' desk.*
As Lily is packing up her things she notices the note and grabs it. 'I could use this against them' she thought to herself as she slung her book bag over her shoulder.
"Come on Lily! We need to hurry and finish our Transfiguration homework so we can work on that 'love locket' you are so keen on. Hurry up!" urged her friend Marlene McKinnon.
Lily walked briskly out of the room behind Marlene and the two started the normal gossip talk on the way to Griffindor Tower.
*THE END*(of yet another chapter.)
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