Sorry this took so long, it wouldn't reconize the word prosseser that worked for my first two chappies :( So I had to change word prossessers, soooooooooo anoying...anyways...MonkeyMojo was my first reviewer and she is awesome, so in honor of my first reveiew,here's another chappy ;)

R&R pweese. Sorry if peoples are OOC, I it's more fun that way I think, and if there are grammar mistakes, umm sorry, I don't understand the beta thing. This chappy will be on the T side so…you've been warned.

Disclaimer: I will forget every time after this, so for past, present and future chappys, I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR THE CHARACTERS, THEY JUST DO MY EVIL BIDDING.

Substitution Confusion

Alice's POV

I skipped into my math class, I groaned when I saw Mrs. Senis standing by the door, I shuddered involuntarily. For her to scare an immortal vampire she had tobe scary. She's been my substitute for every subject, including P.E., except this class. Luckily, Emmet was in this class.

This will be interesting…

As I thought this Emmet walked in, late as usual.

I heard Mrs. Senis audibly groan when she saw Emmet.

She's had him before. FUN!

"Good morning Mrs. Penis!" Emmet yelled.

"Emmet, I've told you too many times, it's Senis."

"No it's not!"

Emmet skipped, yes skipped, to his seat.

Everything went fine till Mrs. Senis gave us independent worksheets. Emmet got a special one…

Emmet's 'Special' WS

1 1?

1 1

Alice's WS

1. One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?

2. y log x

If y 10, then what is x?

3. 10987654321 10!

Can this be true?! Why or why not?

4. If 1/2x 1/2(1/2x 1/2(1/2x 1/2(1/2x ... y,

then x ?

5. What place in this world can have their temperatures Fahrenheit and Celsius equal?

6. If xx 2x - 35 0,

then x ?

7. If axx bx c 0,

then what is x?

8. What is the area of a regular hexagon with sides 1 in. long?

9. You have two block of clay in cube form and the edges are 10 cm. How many spheres with a radius of 5 cm can you make with that amount of clay?

10. Every month, a girl gets allowance. Assume last year she had no money, and kept it up to now. Then she spends 1/2 of her money on clothes, then 1/3 of the remaining money on games, and then 1/4 of the remaining money on toys. After she bought all of that, she had $7777 left. Assuming she only gets money by allowance, how much money does she earn every month?

Bonus (Extra Credit)

What number shows up most often when you roll 10 dice?

Emmet looked at his WS with a look of pure torture as he tried to make sense of it. Just as Mrs. Senis sat down and opened her book, Emmet started jumping up and down in his seat.

"Mrs. Penis! Mrs. Penis! I don't understand number one."

She glared at him.

"Ask Alice."

He looked at me.

"But Mrs. Penis she doesn't get it either."

She groaned.

Emmet eventually did the WS all by himself, we were very proud of him.

[A/N Mrs. Senis's name is really spelled like that. A ton of kids call her Mrs. Penis. Review please, I have one more story that involves boxcars, Charlie the unicorn, and an evil 14 year old. After that though I'm sunk so… any ideas tell me pweese. Oh if you want to see a very 'accurate' picture of Mrs. Senis I drew I'll put it on my profile soon, also I'll put Emmet's completed WS on there too.