Taru: BACK WELCOME!! -Walks around tipsy like- I own Naruto, AND I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Xigbar: Wow, you've got a huge rack for a man...

Aki: You're not a man, you don't own Naruto, and you're afraid of superheros, because they wear spandex...

Taru: AH!!!!!!!!!! SPANDEX!!!! -Hides behind Marly- Is it gone?

Miyuki: Moron... -Takes a drink from the lava lamp-

Taru: ANYWHO!!! So two guys are walking down the street, one guy walks into a bar, and the other one ducks! Du dun tss!

Everyone: ...

Taru: Well, they all can't be gems... And speaking of celery!! I'd like to take this moment to thank each and every one of you that reviewed! You're all so nice!! You guys deserve metals or something!

Miyuki: We don't have any metals...but we have shiny ornaments!

Aki: Oh...shiny!!

Taru: Psh, you make it seem like I have a low attention span...

Miyuki: Some are jingly too!

Taru: MY JINGLE!!! -Takes all jingly things- ...I AM THE NIGHT!!! -Pulls out random Batman cape and flies off-

Miyuki: Wow, she really is Batman...Well on with the story!!

Recap:

"Sure, then I can show off my wicked moves." He smirked.

"Psh, five bucks says I could kick your moves ass!"

"Fine, your on. We'll just see what happens next period." He grinned.

Chapter three: But his face hit my ball!

The bell rang signaling that first period was over. "You've go all your stuff, right?" Naruto asked, as I picked up my backpack.

"Yeah, my gym suit should be here somewhere..."

"Well, good enough! Now this way to the gym!!" He smiled, grabbing my hand and leading me through the thick crowds that filled the school. After getting lost for a little bit, ("I know it's around here somewhere!" Naruto kept saying), we finally found the gym.

The bell rang again just as the gym came into sight we ran for it, but once we got in everybody was already gone.

"You're late, Naruto...Oh, I see we have a new student..." I turned around and saw a man that looked like an older, ugly version of Lee!! "Hello, I'm your gym teacher, Gai Maito." He gave me a thumbs up and smiled, and I could've sworn that I saw his teeth shine.

"I-I'm Sakura Haruno." I said, trying to resist the urge to laugh at him. Naruto looked at me strangely, but just seemed to shake it off.

"Well, you seem to be pretty excited about being in gym, so I'll let you get changed."

"Thank you, M-Mr. Maito!" I said, snickering as I ran off to the girls locker room. Is he trying to be like one of the Beetles? Hm...I wonder if he's related to Lee somehow... I walked past the showers and the bathrooms and finally got to the lockers. I looked around and saw girls in gym uniforms styling their hair and reaplying make-up. What's the point of putting on make-up like that if you're just going to sweat it off? I looked at the paper that had my schedule and locker numbers on it and went to my assigned locker. I changed quickly and stuffed my backpack and other clothes into the locker before pulling my short hair back with a headband.

I started heading back to the gym and saw the blonde who was pushing Hinata around earlier. "...All I'm sure of is that pink haired bitch is gonna pay!" She said, applying more cover up to the still visible black eye I had given her. "Oh, I hope Sasuke doesn't notice! He's gonna ask me out any day now, I know it!!" Ino said, holding her hand to her chest.

Ugh! Make me gag, why don't cha? I rolled my eyes and continued making my way to the gym. But she said Sasuke, didn't she? That's probably Sasuke Uchiha one of the ones who almost ran me over this morning! He must be in this class... Hm, sounds like the perfect chance to teach him some manners...

"All right, everyone!" Gai shouted. "Today, since we have a new student, I thought we'd welcome her by playing a classic school game: DODGE BALL!!"

I smiled to myself. Awesome, now all I have to do is figure out who Sasuke is and beat the shit outta him!! As we all stood around not really doing anything, I felt someone watching me. When I looked around I notice one boy in particular who had dark hair that sort of stood up in the back. He looked at me in such a way that it started to creep me out.

"Now the teams will be paired as such, on team one we have Lee, Gaara, Chouji, Shino, Hinata, Shadow, and Sakura. And on team two we have Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Kiba, Ten ten, Shikamaru, and Neji. Split up into your teams! Team one will take the left half of the court and team two will take the right."

Hell yeah!! This game was completely perfect!! I was facing Naruto and Sasuke! Looks like fate was on my side today! I went to the team ones side of the court and scanned everyone on the other side. Ok, so I know Naruto, Ten ten, and Ino, but who is everyone else.

"On the whistle!" Gai looked at each side of the court and blew his whistle. I ran up to the middle of the court and grabbed one of the balls and threw it at the nearest person. "Shikamaru you're out!"

"What a drag..." He mumbled, leaving the court.

All right, another one I know isn't Sasuke! I scanned the other team again and noticed Naruto throwing a ball at me. I smirked jumped out of the way before it even got close, but it did hit the person behind me.

"Shino, you're out!" Gai called.

He didn't say anything, but still left the court. I continued dodging with the occasional attempt at Naruto but, I have to admit, he was pretty good. Just then I noticed one of the guys on the other team, who had long brown hair and eyes like Hinata, throw a ball at Hinata with so much force it knocked her down.

"Hinata, you're out!"

Hinata got up slowly and left the court. Oh, whoever that is, his ass is mine. I looked at my side of the court and saw the only other girl on this team and a boy with red hair having a little war against Ten ten and the guy Hinata was sitting next to in first period. Lee seemed to be aiming for the guy who was staring at me at the begining of this class. And the other guy was basically just dodging. I looked at the other side and saw Ino grab a ball and throw it at me as hard as she could. I grabbed the ball and spun in a half circle, adding more force to the throw, and threw it strait at the guy who knocked down Hinata.

"Ino, Neji you're both out!" Gai called.

Ino gave me a drity look as she and Neji left the court. But in my joy I didn't notice a stray ball coming my way.

"Sakura, you're out!" Gai called.

DAMN IT!! Great, now I won't be able to beat the crap out of Sasuke! I walked to the sidelines and sat on the bleachers by Hinata. "You, ok?" I asked.

"I'm fine." Hinata replied in her small quiet voice.

"Good." I smiled. "I got Neji back for you! Sweet move, huh?"

"That was very cool. Thank you." She smiled back.

I turned my attention back to the game and saw the fat one who was on my team get hit.

"Chouji, out!" Gai called. And then the girl, Shadow I think it was, was so focused on hitting Ten ten that she didn't notice the ball the guy had thrown at her. "Shadow, out!" But the red head quickly threw a ball at the other guy and hit him strait in the face. "Kiba, you're out!" So that means that the other guy is Sasuke then? Well, he'll be sure to feel my wrath! One of the balls that was on the ground rolled to my feet I picked it up and threw it with all my strength strait at Sasuke. It hit him right on the side of his head. He looked over a bit shocked at first, but then he got angry. "Sakura, you're already out!" Gai shouted. But just as I was about to reply a ball hit me in the stomach. I forgot about the rules and ran onto the court and grabbed a ball and threw it at him again. But before he could retaliate Gai blew his whistle and ended up sending us to the principals office. I wonder what the principal will be like when she's angry...

Taru: I'm back from the Batcave!!

Aki: What took you so long?

Taru: Well, there was this painting that I saw, and the eyes were staring at me. So I felt that was a challenge, and had a staring contest with it.

Miyuki: You had a staring contest with a painting?

Taru: Yup! And I won!

Xaldin: We're all out of sake...

Taru: Well then go get some more, you lazy ass!!

Xemnas: Does this dress make me look fat? -Is wearing a tight, short, red dress-

Taru: No, but for some reason it's making me want to hurl.

Xigbar: Not before me! -Runs to bathroom-

Taru: ...Well, this party is winding down, so why don't you readers just go ahead and review, and I should get the next part out soon!

Marly: Where did you get that dress, Xemnas?

Xemnas: From Taru's closet!

Taru: All right, now you die!!!!!