Fandom:
Tin
Man
Pairing:
Glitch/Cain
Rating:
PG13
MAYBE.
Genre:
Crack?
Disclaimer: I own nothing but a desire to cling mindlessly to Glitch. :D
Author's
notes: The
word 'substantialicious' comes from a Snickers wrapper I had. It
really did have that. So I decided, ". . . FANFIC:DDDD"
Enjoy.
Or don't.
"Cain, you're so substantialicious." Cain had been lying comfortably in the bed she shared with Glitch, watching the rise and fall of his lover's chest. He had almost been a sleep when that came from the smaller man's mouth.
"Um…
What?"
"Substantialicious! The weight of something when you
weigh it with your tongue." When Glitch's explanation was met
with further silence, he continued. "It was on some candy thingy DG
brought back from the other side."
"…"
"What? It's true! And besides, you wouldn't know unless you weighed it yourself. And I know you're not that flexible." Cain turned bright red.