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I would like to thank Beer for inspiring me and also the readers, fellow authors and random viewers for reading this fanfic. You bring much joy to meh!

Enought with the chatter and enjoy this chapter! (Pffft! so corny)

Where's the groom Tyson? PART 2

"Tyson"

"what's up Kenny?"

"you should know that the Strip club is close until 7pm"Kenny informs, shattering that small glimmer of hope in Tyson "WHAAAAT?". Hilary will surely rip him apart for losing her husband-to-be. Kenny, the genius, had been reading way too many Detective Conan mangas, suggested they should search their hotel room first for clues so they can stick the missing pieces of their fogged memory from last night.

Racing against time, they searched like crazy and with all the effort they put into the search, all they found were Medical papers all containing their blood test results from a hospital and a strangley attractive blow-up doll Tyson has slept with who looked like the famous pornstar Maria Ozawa. There was no way the guys other than Tyson would dare touch that sex doll, Tyson's saliva are probably everywhere. EW!

They first investigate the blood test results by going to the hospital hoping the doctor on duty during their short stay would explain things for them.

"all of you where heavily toxicated except that guy" he points at Kenny who was asleep the WHOLE time. "We had no choice but to extract all the alcohol in your blood system" the doctor took another good look in their files "Also, one of you got stabbed and it's Mr. Tyson Granger"

"What? I got stabbed? WHERE?" Tyson quickly checks his body. "I don't even remember getting stabbed!" he panics and he reminded himself twice 'I will never drink this much ever again!'

"I actually remember that part" Tala and his gang, being hard drinkers were not that drunk when they remembered what happened that night.

Flashback

In a dark shady corner, the gang was gambling with the local Yakuza. Everything was fine when a rival Yakuza gang showed up and started a brawl because they decided to expand their turf. Tyson and the gang were stuck in the middle and has no choice but to defend themselves againts the rival Yakuza. They did a really good job at fighting and even the Yakuza were impressed.

A man with a dragon tattoo on his chest expressed his gratitude to them "you fellows did a good job helping us defend our turf"

Tyson tries to be humble but he has that smug look on his face "it was nothing"

"oh my, it seems you have been stabbed at the back"

Tyson looks at his back and saw a small kitchen knife stabbed deep around 2 inches. "I got stabbed!" Tyson said in a surprised tone and then he blinked for a moment to look at everyone in the room, they were all silent. "I got stabbed and I don't feel anything... I'm awesome!" Tyson cheered and every drunk people in the room cheers with him "YEAH!".

Kai chose this perfect moment to get the hell out of here "We better go to the hospital before you bleed to death Tyson"

Tala agrees "yeah you're right Kai. We should go" Kai smirks but it later disappeared when Tala has second thoughts "Right after we drink this cool bottle of blue flouricent looking drink the bartender gave to us for free!" he showed Kai a really large bottle of unknown mixture and it looks really potent.

"We even got free lap dances! FREE LAP DANCES!" Max screamed, sounding like a horny school boy. Ray was surrounded by strippers who are all entranced by his beautiful, flowing, long silky black hair. "oh Ray, what shampoo did you use to maintain this silky smooth hair?" said one stripper, stroking Ray's hair very lovingly. Oh how they all envy his hair!

"Hot oil treatment" Ray answered, he notice the bachelor wasn't enjoying all night "Kai you need to lighten up man"

Kai ignores him

Tyson has a brilliant idea for Kai "I know what will make him happy!" he enthusiastically looks at the strippers "Ladies go smother the groom with your sexy bodies". Ian and Spencer got the signal and scoots over to make room for the ladies.

and smother Kai they did.

"I hate you all" Kai muttered

Tala laughes at the memory "Man, I really should have listened to Kai"

Tyson concentrated discussing on more important matters since their lives are all in the line "anyway, did you happened to see one of our friend when we got here? you see we were really drunk and we kinda lost him"

the doctor recalls last night and remembered Kai "you mean the tall, dark and broody one?". It was easy to remember since Kai was the only one not drunk that night and didn't act like a total idiot.

"that's him!" Everyone said in unison

"Yes he was here accompaning you guys and then you all left together"

"that's all?" Tyson asked

"yes, I'm sure"

"Did you hear us mentioning something to where we were going?"

"Why yes, you where talking about going to a... ermm..." the doctor coughs a few times, seemingly embarrassed "to a Sex shop"

Tyson grabbed the doctor's collar and shook him "where the hell is that? tell me doctor!". The doctor swipe Tyson's arms away and adjusted his uniform "I don't know! Do I look like a psychic to you? Seriously, how could you lose a twenty something year old man?"

Later...

They were outside of the hospital trying to think how they could locate the address of the sex shop. Kenny snaps his fingers as an answer registered in his brain "I got it!". Everyone looks on as Kenny explains "Receipts! there has got to be receipts for that sex doll Tyson used!"

Ray argued "but we already searched our hotel room and we found nothing"

"let's search the receipt in our pocket or wallets. Maybe we might have put it there" Kenny suggested and everyone starts checking.

"I got nothing"

"me too"

"same here"

Tyson felt his pocket vibrating. He took it out and saw a cellphone belonging to none other than Kai. How the hell did Kai's phone came into his possesion?

"hey I got Kai's cellphone" He looks at the phone and was completely terrified "guys! Hilary is calling! Quick answer it!".

Everyone starts to panic and backed away, trying to avoid the ringing cellphone being passed on to them. Tala wasn't too quick to evade when Tyson shove the phone on his chest "you answer it!"

Tala pushed the phone back to Tyson "no you answer it! you're Kai's bestman!"

"but I don't wanna!" whined Tyson, acting really childish and swallowed hard as he look at the screen. He was relieve when it was nothing serious "False alarm. It's just a text message"

"Tyson you dumbass! you almost scared us to death" Tala yelled, resisting the urge to whack him in the head.

Hilary's text messages says:

Hi Kai! how are you doing? Don't forget we have a rehearsal.

"should I reply to her message?" Tyson asked dumbly

Tala insist "just do it Tyson or she'll be suspicious"

Tyson's reply using Kai's cellphone:

Sup babe? me and the guys where having a blast! Tyson was an awesome party organizer. I'll see you at the rehearsal Hils :)

Hilary immediately text back:

Tyson I know it's you! give the phone back to Kai.

"how does she know it was me?" Tyson thought of a moment 'maybe it has something to do with the smiley face at the end'

"idiot!" Tala grabs the phone and starts texting while berating Tyson "You've been friends with Kai for so long. You should know already how Kai text back"

Tala's message to Hilary using Kai's phone:

K

Hilary texted back:

okay see you this afternoon honey. Love you!

"there, problem solve" Tala said, feeling proud of himself. That sure got them out of trouble for a while. It was only a few hours left before the rehearsal. The guys need to think fast or they will face Hilary's wrath. The sly sexy red haired Russian has a plan "This may sound crazy but it might work. Let's get ourselves drunk again and we might remember things".

Tyson thinks the whole plan is silly "that's stupid!"

Kenny supported Tala's theory "Actually, he's right. If you try something like, a memory game while drunk, you'd find that you'd be able to recall those things better when drunk than sober. If we were in that 'state of mind' our memories will come back if we got drunk again. So theoretically if you get drunk again you'll remember".

With no other choice left, they went to the nearest convenient store and bought loads of beer.

Tyson raises a beer can "Alright guys. LET'S DO THIS!"

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To be continued in Part 3

A Preview for the next chapter:

"This is serious Tyson!"

"yeah"

"you go to the rehearsal and act as Kai's subsitute while I'll handle things from here"

"yeah"

"but why meeee?"

"because it's YOUR fault in the first place"

"yeah"

"but what if Hilary finds out?"

"then think of something! Our lives are on the line Tyson!"

"yeah"

What will the BBA Revolution do at the Rehearsal Wedding? Will the bride-to-be suspect something suspicious? Will Tyson break down and cry like a baby? I friggin' wish...

(A/N): I may have intentionally corrupted innocent minds. How should I say this to minors? BEER is bad, I'm not encouraging everyone that drinking beer is cool just wait until you are a mature adult. There, that was responsible.

For something fun, I used DGMSilverArrow's qoute from her Reviews because I find it fun and it suits well in this chapter.

I have to update neglected stories now

If you want Ideas added for future chapters, just ask *wink*