First: Yes! I KNOW I love playing with the jumbotron! It's really fun!
After the James Bond Scenario, I was then working alone. Caylyn and I discussed fully up to the James Bond thing and then she had to go. I stayed up alllllll night, writing down more ideas that came to me. But in my opinion the quality gets worse and worse. Can you tell the difference between which ones we discussed together and the ones that I did on my own? The ones I did on my own are a lot crappier.
Scenario: What if L tried karaoke and Light got an amusing idea?
Light: Hey, L, I can beat you in karaoke!
L: Oh really?
Light: Yeah! –sings karaoke- Okay, your turn. –hands microphone-
L: Alright. –takes mic-
-Light switches the microphones; he unplugs the mic L is holding and he plugs it in to the slot that connects to the giant jumbotron in the middle of the street so that everyone can hear L singing, without L's knowledge-
L: -sings- "My milkshake brings all boys to the yard!..." "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like ME!..." "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi!"
-at the same time-
-police chief talking to Soichiro-
Chief: So, this L guy…can we really trust him?
S: Yes. In fact, he is on the front lines right now risking his life.
-they both hear a noise coming from outside. They step out onto the balcony and see the fancy L displayed on the jumbotron and hears L singing karaoke (with the voice modifier on)-
Chief: . . . . . . seriously…?
S: . . . –looks around- what the HECK are they DOING?
Scenario: Misa wants to take Light on a rather interesting date while L and Light are attached with the chain.
Misa: Light! We're going on a date! I don't want Ryuzaki to come though!
L: I'm afraid that's impossible.
Light: Well, where are we going, anyway?
Misa: :D SKYDIVING! ! ! ! ! !
L & Light: . . .
Misa: Okay, lets GO! :D
L: This is a bad idea…
Light: Tell me about it…
-in the plane-
-Misa is the only one who has her parachute pack on her back at the moment-
-the plane door opens. Misa tries to hug Light but ends up falling out of the plane, dragging Light along with her. Because Light and L are attached, all three of them fall out of the plane and Misa is the only one with a parachute-
Misa: AHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! !
Light: -holding on to Misa for dear life-
-Misa falls off of Light but manages to grab hold of L's foot. She tries to climb up L to get to Light-
L: …
-Misa, in her panic, forgets that she needs to pull the cord to the parachute in order to stop their freefall-
-as she attempts to climb up L, she accidentally ends up pulling his pants down and then his pants fall off, exposing his "I 3 MisaMisa!" briefs-
L: -freaking out in embarrassment-
Light: -while Misa is panicking and L freaking out about his briefs, Light grabs Misa's parachute cord and pulls it, and they all float to the ground safely-
L: -has to walk, very embarrassed, through the main investigation room in his Misa undies in order to get to his room to get new jeans-
Scenario: What if, during the Yotsuba crisis, L is incredibly tired and half asleep and Aiber plays a joke on him?
-L's phone rings, and he answers it-
L: Hello?
Aiber: -jokingly- Hey, it's Eraldo Coil.
L: Oh, hi Coil. What is it?
Aiber: -weirded out a bit that L actually thinks that Coil was speaking to him, but decides to try to get some amusement out of it- Uh…I've figured out your true identity!
L: o_o What?
Aiber: It's true. And I am going to be sending you to a health clinic.
L: NOOOO! ! ! ! ! But then I can't solve the Kira case!
Aiber: Don't worry, Denueve/Denev (no idea how to spell it lol and I don't feel like looking it up at the moment) has already taken over for you.
L: Oh, he has?
Aiber: Yes.
L: That's good, then.
Aiber: …Ryuzaki, I'm JOKING. It's me, Aiber. YOU are Coil and Denuev, remember?
L: Ooh yeah, that's right!
Scenario: What if L watches James Bond?
-L is watching James Bond-
L: -when it's over- Watari! Turn off all of the video cameras in this room!
W: -thinks to himself- This cant be good… Um, alright, Ryuzaki.
-Watari keeps the video cameras on anyway, and watches Ryuzaki from the observation room-
-L starts acting like James Bond-
-Kira Task Force gathers around the video monitor to see what the heck L is doing-
-L starts sneaking around the room pretending to shoot bad guys with finger guns-
L: BANG, BANG!
-L does tumbles and stunt moves-
-everyone in the observation room stares at him-
Scenario: What if Misa offered L a kiss?
L: -using the Jumbotron, talking to the people of Japan about Kira-
Misa: -entering the room- Hey, Ryuzaki? You know when I was calling you a stalker and a pervert? Well I promised you a kiss, remember? Well, I'll give it to you now!
L: Uh…everyone, be right back. –shuts off microphone-
-L gets a kiss from Misa-
L: -turns mic back on- Everyone! I just got a kiss from Misa! ^/^
-L tells everyone because he is proud, because he is a Misa fanboy XD-
Scenario: What if L tries to go undercover as a male model?
-L suspects Misa so he has no choice but to try to get to be a male model temporarily in order to get close to her-
L: Hello, I am applying for the role of a model.
Model Lady Director Person: ah-huh… -staring oddly-
L: So…what do you think? Do I get the job?
Director: Hmm…would you straighten your back?
L: No.
Director: …Would you get shoes on?
L: No.
Director: Would you do something about the bags under your eyes?
L: No.
Director: …would you brush your hair?
L: No.
Director: . . .would you at least SMILE?
L: But there is nothing to smile about…
-5 minutes later-
L: -to himself- I wonder why I didn't get the job…
Scenario: What if L decides to spin right round? ?
-L sits in spinny computer chair-
-Turns on the song "you spin me right round"-
-L starts spinning around in it-
-The chain between him and Light gets caught and Light starts spinning too, but he doesn't even notice for some reason-
Scenario: What if Light replaces all of L's clothes with dresses the day that he has agreed to show his face to the president?
President: . . .why are you wearing a dress?
L: -mumbles- What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…
Scenario: What if L discovers the wonders of Vegas?
-L gets drunk and tries to hug some random lady, and gets slapped-
-streaks down the street screaming "I AM L!"-
-L gets a tattoo on his arm that says "I 3 Kira!"-
-The next day, on the jumbotron (not knowing that it is still on [yes, I know I use the jumbotron a lot {and I don't even know if its actually CALLED a "jumbotron!"}]) Watari is scolding L-
W: Ryuzaki! You were streaking in Vegas!
L: Watari! First of all, I was drunk. Second of all, THE JUMBOTRON IS STILL ON!
Scenario: What if L got a dog and trained it to hate Light's scent?
-When L knows that Light is Kira, but has no proof, he resorts to using drastic measures-
-L gets Rem to play along with him-
L: Hey everyone! This is a dog! It comes from the Shinigami realm and can track any human that has used the death note!
-Dog starts barking like crazy at Light-
L: SEE! I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU LIGHT IS KIRA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Scenario: What if L is having an off-day and the police contact Watari?
W: L, the police wish to speak with you.
L: Alright. –connects to computer- Yes?
Police: We would like for you to solve a case for us please.
L: -forgetting that he is L at the moment and thinking he is Coil (IDENTITY CRISIS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !)- I will solve that case if you pay me 8 million dollars.
Scenario: What if L falls asleep while observing Light with Soichiro?
L: -falls asleep on the couch-
S: -sits next to him-
L: -wraps arms around Soichiro, still asleep- -sleep talks- I love you cuddle bunny…
S: o_o;;?
Scenario: What if something happened and the media found out about the Death Note?
-Kira supporters start to fanufacture fake Death Notes that look exactly like the real one, which makes L's job a lot harder-
Scenario: What if while they are chained together, L falls asleep and Light wakes him up in the morning?
Light: Wake up.
L: -half awake, half still dreaming- No, Misa! Don't go!
Light: . . . . . . . .…?
L: -more awake, but still a bit drowsy- -scowls at Light- You made Misa leave me! …where is Misa?
Scenario: What if L got an idea when he was told by Rem that she couldn't die?
-L decides that he wants to test out some of his fire power. He goes into his closet and gets a grenade launcher, a machine gun, a bomb, & a missile-
L: -mutters- I thought that I would never get to use this stuff… heheheh…
-L laughs merrily as he launches all of them at Rem-
Scenario: What if Ratt decides she wants to write something intensely insane and ridiculous?
L and the Kira Task Force are planning to have L confront Light. L goes to Light and says, "I just want you to know, I'm L!" Light looks at him and says, "Hi L, nice to meet you. I'm Kira! :D" He laughs in the way only Light can. L shrugs and goes back to hq. Light runs after him, following him with dynamite, and once L and the rest of the members are inside, Light blows the dynamite up but somehow misses the giant building in front of him, so the building is only on fire. A big fire. Everyone is trapped inside. Suddenly a magical unicorn came down from the sky and saved everyone! ! ! ! ! ! ! Watari randomly developed magical superpowers and healed everyone of their burns. L hits light with a plastic cup and Light drops down dead. L takes his axe off the shelf of the Kira Task Force Building (that randomly appeared again, good as new) and hits Aizawa with it. Though Aizawa doesn't die, and suddenly his arms turn into tentacles and whip L. Light then takes a potato chip and eats it, killing them all, except randomly Takada uses the life eraser and brings them all back to life. Even though their names weren't in the death note and Light was supposed to be dead (because of the plastic cup) anyway.
Scenario: What if L wanted to see what it would be like to become a two-headed monster?
-Using the chain with the handcuffs, L twirls the chain around him and Light so that their bodies are pressed up against each other and they appeared to have two heads-
Light: It was his idea.
Scenario: What if Near, like L and his sweets and Mellow and his chocolate, enjoyed eating his toys? (This one was discussed between both Sakonon and I)
-L and Near are sitting there talking to each other-
L: So, Near…what are your thoughts on the Kira case? –eating sweets-
Nate River: I believe that you are doing the correct things. –chomps on toy- -devours-
L: . . ._ Uh…Near?
N: Yes?
L: Uh…do you always eat your toys…?
N: Yes, why do you ask?
L: I'm…not sure that's quite healthy…
N: -shrugs- Well, neither is sugar.
L: While I admit you may have a point, I do believe that sugar is healthier than…uh…plastic…like…devouring your action figures…
N: Whatever. It tastes good. –devours another toy- Anyway, back to the Kira Case…
L: O_o;;