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Ages: Kagome, Naruto, Sasuke, etc: 13, Itachi: 19, Shisui: 22
"Alright! I need to do something about this!" Kagome said with fiery determination, Naruto blinking with an equal emotion. They were currently hiding behind a building, just waiting for the perfect opportunity to go through with their plan.
"Yeah, there's no way I can leave Kagome-chan in the hands of those Uchiha." Naruto snickered, Kagome glowering at him. He snickered again, peaking from behind the building. Kagome had told him earlier that she was to pass some tests to be worthy as an Uchiha. She had no desire to do them, but really had no choice in the matter.
So he had devised a plan to get her out of it, showing the Uchiha leader that Kagome was in no way Uchiha material.
"When do you think he is going to come?" Kagome whispered (for no apparent reason, she just wanted to get in the mood for this prank. Whispering made it the surroundings have a 'mysterious' air).
"Any minute now, you should think of me better than that." Naruto smirked. He, of course, knew the schedule of most Uchiha police members because it helped him with his pranking timetable. There was no way in hell he would ever prank someone with the Uchiha police near him and on duty. He was no match for them, and had no real desire to be throw in jail for any amount of time, no matter how small (pranks weren't really a crime, just annoying to most).
"Yeah, yeah…" Kagome rolled her blue eyes, her body tensed a bit. Technically, she was to already meet with the Uchiha leader, or was to meet up with him at his compound to take another one of his 'tests.'
"Here he comes!" Naruto whispered, his eyes bright and his smirk wide. He was so stooped about this prank of his; he definitely wanted to see the Uchiha clan leader's reaction to the little number that they were planning.
"If we get arrested for this, I putting all the blame on you." Kagome muttered, knowing what they were about to do was considered as a misdemeanour offence. She also smirked though, giddy that she just may get out of being Sasuke's girlfriend and those stupid tests.
"Whatever, we have to do this now!" Naruto said, pulling her out from the wall a bit, not so they were in the total view of the Uchihas yet, but so they were in view of people who would, with no doubt, raise a commotion and catch the attention of the Uchihas.
'Oiroke: Onna no ko Doushi no Jutsu!' (Double Knockout Girls Technique) They both produced the hand-signs for Naruto's made up technique. A large cloud of smoke immediately covered them, catching the attention of a few passerbys.
The smoke slowly disappeared, the two figures immediately catching the attention of almost everyone on the street. The two drop-dead gorgeous girls embraced each other tightly, their soft curves pressing up into each other.
Women passing on the street instantly frowned, finding the scene offensive. Some with children covered their eyes. Men, on the other hand, seemed to flock to them, some drooling, blushing, smirking, or having nosebleeds (for some apparent reason that Kagome herself would never understand).
Kagome was an eighteen version of herself, her body of that of a full-grown woman. Her long black hair was tied up in two high ponytails to give her that innocent childish look that attracted old perverts like a moth to a flame. Her naked body pressed against Naruto's, the most private areas were teasingly covered by a thin stream of smoke.
Naruto was the female version of himself, his blond hair also tied up into two ponytails. He also pressed himself closer to her, both of them giggling softly and seductively. Kagome only hoped that this would catch the attention of the Uchihas.
"Oh Naruto," Kagome sighed contently, giving off a show to the closet perverts that were all watching them with eagerness, effectively disgusting her. Didn't these people have anything better to do? Though Naruto's plan wouldn't work without them...
"Yes, Kagome-chan?" Naruto purred, leaning close to her lips while licking his own. Kagome didn't flinch, though it was sort of weird to have another girl (though technically he wasn't a girl, just in a female's body temporarily) so close to her, and a naked one at that.
"Touch me," Kagome whined seductively, shivering a bit as Naruto's soft feminine hand slowly slid down her back and to the soft curve of her buttocks…
"What the hell is going on here?!" An angry voice suddenly shouted, effectively breaking everyone (including Naruto, much to his embarrassment) out of their fantasy of two girls getting it on in public (of course Naruto's fantasy was a little different than that, his daydream involving only one girl and his… more masculine form).
Kagome blinked her smouldering blue eyes slowly, lowering her eyelashes seductively. She only hoped it would help her look like she kind of hussy (at least in the eyes of the Uchiha leader, she didn't want to look a hussy in front of everyone else)
"Hai, Uchiha daddy?" Kagome asked sweetly, totally forgetting his name again. She smiled, totally oblivious to the anger coming off Fugaku in waves. She needed to prove to him that she was in no way Uchiha material. She grasped herself closer to Naruto's naked female body, hoping it would kill of any desire to have someone like her to be his daughter-in-law.
"Detain him, and take him to see the Hokage." Fugaku ordered his subordinates, having just got off work. This isn't what he wanted to do nor wanted to see. The two (beautiful) naked girls embracing suggestively in the public's view did not amuse him in the least. Especially since one of them was potentially going to an Uchiha one day.
"Of course, captain." Uchiha Yashiro said, motioning for his comrades to go forward to detain the Uzumaki brat. Kami only knew how many times they had to take the Kyuubi child to the Hokage for punishment; it was starting to annoy them.
Kagome and Naruto blinked their pretty blue eyes, not expecting the Uchihas to leap over to them, effectively knocking them to the ground and disabling their justu. The poof of smoke enveloped their forms, Naruto darting away (because he had so much practice in the art of escaping) in the distraction.
Kagome had less experience than Naruto, having only joining in on his pranks a little while ago, she had no idea when the opportunity presented itself to leave the scene of crime. She squeaked a bit as the three Uchihas roughly grabbed her arms, dragging her now thirteen-year old self up to her feet.
"What should we do with her, captain?" Uchiha Inabi asked respectfully, having noticed that Fugaku never gave the order to actually detain the girl, only the Uzumaki brat.
Fugaku merely stared at her intently; Kagome could feel the nervous cold sweat drip down her face. She pouted slightly, how dare Naruto leaver her here to receive the punishment all herself. 'At least he won't want me as an Uchiha anymore.' Kagome smirked slightly, finding the thought amusing.
"Release her," Fugaku ordered his team, the Uchihas reluctantly letting her go. Kagome blinked, not knowing what he was going to do. What she didn't expect was for him to grab her arm, dragging her in the direction of the Uchiha compound, the other Uchihas following at a much more slower pace.
"What are you doing?!" Kagome cried out, completely shocked at Fubuki's behaviour. The Uchiha leader didn't even stop, but turn his head towards her with his eyebrow raised, obviously wanting her to go on. "Aren't you going to call me a whore?! A slut?! What's wrong with you?! Shouldn't you arrest me for indecent exposure?!" Kagome panicked, forgetting her fear of him for a moment because Naruto's plan didn't seem to work.
She 'eeped' as he started to laugh deeply at her, shivering as the laughter was one of coldness and of no apparent humour. This guy seriously needed to lighten up, melt his ice-cube exterior. 'But of course he can't, he's an Uchiha! And Uchihas can never be seen with humane emotions!' Kagome mocked within her mind, trying without success to get her hand out of his tight grip.
"And now why would I do that?" He said with cold amusement, obviously finding something funny that she completely missed. She blinked, not knowing what to say. "It is obvious from the crowd you drew that you will grow up into a well-sought after woman judging from your… technique's body." He said slowly, as if she wouldn't get it.
Kagome only dropped her head, praying to Kami that she did not hear that right.
Did he really just compliment her on her future body?!
"Okay, this has got to work!" Naruto smirked, ignoring how Kagome looked at him incredulously. He knew that yesterday's prank did not work in their favour, but his new idea had to work like a charm. If Kagome couldn't get the father to disapprove of her, then he would get Kagome to make the mother disapprove of… of course not Kagome, but of her son, Sasuke and the 'so-called' boyfriend of Kagome.
"But why do I have to do this?!" Kagome said, slightly mortified at the even thought of doing this. She didn't really want to get mixed up with Sasuke's fan-girls, she knew that they could be viscous at times. "Why can't you do this?" Kagome asked suspiciously, Naruto just shaking his head.
"It can't be me, you know I can't hold my transformation jutsu for that long." He answered simply, though he didn't really want Kagome to go through with the plan either. She would be required to touch her lips with another…
"Naruto?" Kagome asked skeptically, wondering why he had just gained a dreamy look in his eyes, his lips slightly puckered as though he was about to kiss someone.
"What!?" Naruto snapped out of his daydream involving… things. "Oh right," He said lamely, looking out from their hide-out and lighting up. "There she is! Go now!" Naruto encouraged, though Kagome sighed.
"Right." Kagome said without enthusiasm. She was wary to see that an ANBU was walking with Mikoto, that ANBU obviously being Itachi. God, she really hoped that he didn't hurt her, whether she was in her form or not…
Her hands formed in the signs that would transform her into someone else, a puff of smoke enveloped her form, it dispersing to reveal Uchiha Sasuke, her 'so-called' boyfriend whom she hadn't seen in a couple of days. Some boyfriend he was…
"Go!" Naruto snickered, pushing Kagome turned Sasuke into the street. Kagome only grumbled, frowning and looking exactly like the Uchiha she was currently impersonating.
Kagome stuffed her hands into the pockets of her white shorts, looking around impassively with her obsidian eyes. She walked coolly, trying to copy that uptight walk that all Uchihas seem to possess…
'Though in reality, it makes them look like they have a ten-foot stick lodged up their asses.' Kagome thought with some humour, though it didn't show externally. She smirked coolly as she spotted her 'prey.' She only hoped that the 'insane Uchiha lady' would see this. Kagome was sure that she would, having Itachi with her and all. Kami only knew he couldn't miss anything with his Sharingan eyes.
Her eyebrows furrowed in slight annoyance as fan-girls looked adoringly at her Sasuke form, them obviously not knowing that she wasn't the Uchiha they wanted. 'Man, if this is what Sasuke has to deal with everyday...' Kagome thought annoyance, walking coolly towards the pink-haired kunoichi who would hopefully (and unknowingly) allow her to break off her 'relation' with Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura squealed, her green eyes lighting up in complete bliss as 'Sasuke' stopped in front of her, turning his smouldering dark eyes down towards her. Was this a dream? Was she dreaming? This had to be a dream…
"Hey, Sakura…" Kagome said lowly, wincing internally as Sakura squealed loudly, did her eardrums just burst now? Kagome remembered that Naruto had tried this before with Sakura back when he had a crush on her, using Sakura's low self-esteem about her large forehead to his advantage. She would do that also…
"That forehead," Kagome said seductively, using one of her masculine fingers to lightly rub against Sakura's forehead. "So big, but so soft, I could just kiss it…" Kagome purred, leaning down to Sakura's smaller height.
"Sasuke-kun?!" Sakura asked breathlessly, was her dream of Sasuke kissing her about to come true? She blushed, feeling giddy and superior as the other fan-girls looked at her with hatred and jealousy.
Sakura almost fainted as Sasuke's lips lightly pressed against hers, and she was on Cloud Number Nine for an instant, that it until Sasuke's lips were abruptly taken from her own.
"Itai," Kagome muttered, rubbing her head when something had wacked it. She turned around; ready to tell off whoever did it in a true Uchiha fashion, only to stop when she found herself looking into enraged obsidian eyes.
"Uchiha Sasuke! How dare you cheat! Kagome-chan is a sweet girl!" Mikoto scolded angrily, whapping her son on the head again. She couldn't believe what she had just saw. Sasuke cheating with a pink-haired girl…
Kagome flinched at the light slap, sliding her eyes over to Itachi. She froze when she found he was smirking, obviously knowing it wasn't Sasuke at all…
"Just wait until your father hears about this! Oh that poor Kagome-chan, I bet she'll be heartbroken when she hears of this." Mikoto sighed, thinking of that pretty girl.
Kagome could only stand there staring, she could vaguely hear snickering. Naruto's doing no doubt. She glared in his direction…
Sakura's mind was still in the clouds, not believing that Sasuke-kun had just kissed her…
"Don't worry, mother," Itachi's cold voice suddenly cut through everyone's thoughts, all of them turning towards him. Mikoto blinked, wanting to hear what Itachi had to say.
Itachi turned his head towards her, a dark pain-promising smirk clearly etched on his beautiful face. "There in no need to drag father into this," He said, Mikoto and Kagome blinking.
Itachi's Sharingan activated and Kagome felt fear strike into her heart at his look. Oh, she was so dead…
"I'll punish Sasuke for his wrong-doings." Itachi said and Kagome whimpered, sounding slightly funny as it came out of Sasuke's body.
Her life was officially over now…
And because of one measly dare and ten thousand yen…