The 3rd chapter!
Everything seems to be going well with the gang, but things are gonna get ugly...
At the coffee shop, Cloud is working at the counter. Since he works there, he gets to have all the coffee he can drink, but things are getting a little outta hand. "WeLcOmE! HoWMAyIHeLpYoU! Cloud asks. He's shaking all over that he can hardly hold his order book, he has a crazy happy look on his face, and he's talking in a fast sluring tone. "I'd like the expresso delux with extra sugar for my friend" the customer says who turns out to be Rude. "Rude, you're so cool!" Reno's voice can be heard from a table near them. "CoMiNgRiGhTuP!" Cloud runs to the back at a super high speed. "Hey, Cloud?" one of the employees says who we'll call Joe. "I think you need to take a break. You already had 200 cups of coffee" he suggests. "But I can't!" Cloud walks like one of those soldier Heartless. He hands the drink to Rude and goes back to the back. "Everybodyshouldhavecoffee!" he yells as he takes out a lot of cups and fills them up with coffee. He runs back to the front and starts to throw them at people. Just then, Reeve walks in and is hit with a cup of coffee in the eyes. "My eyes!" he covers his eyes wit his hand. He looks for the door, but walks into the wall and causes a huge dent in it. Rude is too busy trying to drive Reno's wheelchair out of the shop to duck. "Where are we going?" Rude asks. "I told you not to wear your sunglasses inside!" Reno looks up at Rude. Cloud starts to bounce around like crazy, Reeve keeps walking into stuff and breaking things, and Rude is accidentally running over people with the wheelchair. Cloud finally trips on a ran over kid and falls forward. The manager comes out of his office and walks over to Cloud. "You're fired" he points to the door.
At the pet show, RedX and Yuffie are getting ready to do the obstacle course. "We're gonna win this thing! We're already in the lead!" Yuffie cheers. "But, I don't wanna wear this grass skirt anymore!" RedX whines. "Oh, come on! You look so cute in it" Yuffie points. "But, it itches something firece" RedX tries to scratch himself. "Too bad!" Yuffie pets him on the head. "And next up is Yuffie and Mr. Red!" the announcer says. Yuffie ties a rope around Red and they begin to do the obstacle course. Just when they're about to finish, the Midgar Zolom crashes everything. "I told you to hold him!" Yazoo runs in with a broken collar. "Sorry" Loz smiles sheepishly. It starts to wack and eat most of the animals. "Zoinks! Let's like, get outtta here man!" Shaggy carries Scooby out the door. A cage full of chickens is busted open and the big animals chase after them. People and their animals jump out of the windows and fall out of airplanes. Yuffie and RedX try and dodge the falling pillars. Finally, they run out the back exit, which they didn't need to because the whole place fell apart in 5 minutes. "I guess we didn't win" Yuffie sighs.
At the bar, Cid is chugging down a huge glass of beer while the others have passed out or are dead. He and some other guy are the last ones still alive. After a few minutes, the other guy falls off his chair, supposedly dead. "And the winner is, Cid Highwind!" the bartender yells. What's left of the bar cheers then fall off their chairs. "Thanks, I think I'll eat this chair now" Cid slurs. The bartender hands him a trophy full of money and helps him out the door. Drunkly, Cid walks around, pushing people into the streets while cars are coming and trying to eat rocks. Some guy tries and takes the money, but ends up upsetting Cid. "Oh, no you don't! You're not getting my cheese!" he yells as he takes out his Venus Gospel. They start to fight for a while and others get in the fight as well. A man on fire runs through them and angry mobs start to form. The Midgar Zolom wacks them with Yazoo and Loz trying to catch up. Cid is wacked into a daycare center and is knocked out. "Look, there's some money!" a little kid takes the trophy outta Cid's hand and runs off through the hole he made. The teachers try and grab hold of the children as there is a daycare break.
At the modeling show, Aeris and Tifa are in the finals and the judges are deciding who will win out of them and a few other girls. "I can't wait to win! I can show off my body to Cloud" Tifa whispers. "Well, I'm gonna show Cloud I won, and he'll have to kiss me" Aeris whispers. "Whatever! He likes me more them you!" Tifa says in a normal voice. "Ch, whatever!" Aeris yells. They start to get in a cat fight and bring in some of the other girls. "Take the shirt off! Take the shirt off!" some perverted guy yells. The judges try to calm them down, but fail. Football players charge into the place and start to play. People wearing togas start to run around yelling "Toga!" After a while, one of the judges stop the fighting. "You're all disqualified!" he yells. All of the girls break out in tears and run out the door.
At the Gold Saucer, Vincent is scaring the life outta people that he had to make a pile of dead people. "This job is going well" he thinks. Some punk like person walks in, looking all tough and stuff. Vincent jumps out and tries to scare him but he just stands there and yawns. "Not scarey dude, seriously" he crosses his arms. "Just go with it!" Vincent sighs. "No, seriously" the other guy taps his foot. "Look, I need this job to make money and I can't do it without you being scared" Vincent crosses his arms. "This is lame dude! This seriously is for children, seriously. I doubt you could get any scarier, seriously" the guy laughs. Vincent gets upset and changes into Chaos. The other guy freaks out and runs out the door with Chaos chasing him. While running, they break tons of stuff and kill a few people, none injured. Finally, Vincent calms down and changes back. "Boy, you're fired!" Dio walks up to him. Vincent mopes out of the saucer and flies back to the villa. "I don't get it, that guy was really great!" Kadaj walks to where Vincent took off with Riku by his side.
Sephiroth is limping even more to through the crowd where Cid was. "What happened?" he asks as he looks at all the police cars. The Midgar Zolom wacks him with his tail and Sephy's thrown into the street, just when a monster truck was driving...