Chapter 3 Sleeping Arrangements
Summary: Sarika realises that she doesn't know where she is supposed to sleep so she goes to ask Byakuya if she can sleep in his room like in the old days. What will Byakuya say? Little surprise at the end.
Meh I'm bored so I decided I may as well update … some chick at my school caught the swine flu so Im like stuck at home bein bored out of my mind … so theres nothing much 2 do except write this story and/or do homework which aint the funnest thing ever so enjoy this early chappie
Um okay for something if someone doesn't get why Byakuya and Sarika are saying the same things near the end it's because they are brother and sister and they both share similar dreams (doesn't really spoil anything does it?)
3 hours after the conversation between herself, Byakuya and Rukia, Sarika was walking towards the 3rd squads building. When she got there she realised I've got nowhere to stay!! Hmm where should I go? Should I ask my fuku-taichou or go to Byakuya? … Definitely Byakuya, I don't even know who my fuku-taichou is!!! She ran towards Byakuya's room by following his reiatsu then knocked on his door. "What do you want Sarika?" he yelled without opening the door.
"Open the door Byakuya I want to talk to you
"No way!! Nuh-uh!! Never!! I'm busy any way!!"
"Suuure!! Open the door Bya-chan" she said using her nickname for him from when they were younger.
"Yeah Bya-chan open the door" Rukia said from inside chuckling "Bya-chan so funny!!"
"Rukia Shut up!!" he said
"Of course Bya-chan"
"Rukia" He said sternly "NOW!! Give your nii-sama some respect"
"Okay" she said "Bya-chan" she added in a cough before being shushed.
Little did they know that while they were having their argument Sarika had opened the windows and walked in without their knowledge.
"Bya-chan you know you left your window open!!" Sarika said from the dining room area "This is a really nice place you got here"
"Get. Out. Of. My. House." Byakuya said. Rukia mistook that he was saying this to her did what he said and went to look for Ichigo.
"This is so like old times" Sarika said.
"Hey Renji!! What ya doin?!!?" Ichigo yelled outside Byakuya's door.
"Crap!! Damnit! You Idiot. I was spying on the really cute chick who says she's Byakuya's sister" Renji yelled
"Damnit you pervert!! She's way too old for you" Byakuya shouted
"Damn you Ichigo They know I'm out here now" he shouted while continuing to curse Ichigo with all the swear words and curses he knew (which there are a lot of!!)
While that facade was going on Sarika and Byakuya were having their own conversation.
"What's his name?" she asked and all she got was a confused look on his face "the really rude one who's yelling" she said in response to the look.
"Oh that's Renji the new 9th squad taichou and my ex-fuku-taichou" (Wow that's a lot of hyphens!!)
"Oh the super kawaii (cute) pineapple head!"
Renji who had just finished yelling at Ichigo, who had started to ignore him when Rukia found him to start making out (this is kinda really brief there is nothing much about their relationship in this but if you want me to change it post a reply and if there are a majority of people that want it I will change it), had heard Sarika's last sentence. "I know I'm cute but I! Don't! Have! Pineapple! Hair!" he yelled really loudly.
"Yeah you do" Ichigo yelled
"I agree with strawberry!!" (Translation of Ichigo whose name she had heard before) she yelled while walking towards the door (She's totally forgotten why she went there!!) She walked out of Byakuya's house/room thing. (What is it? Please send a reply and tell me!!) "Soooo" she said as she walked towards Renji "Who's Ichigo" then started walking with him.
"Oh yeah … he's the orange haired idiot over there" he said then pointed towards him sitting on a bench with Rukia on the ground floor.
"You're right Renji" he yelled noticing Renji pointing at him "She is cute!! Rukia slapped him.
"Ow! What was that for!?" he said to Rukia
Sarika growled "God Damnit you bakemono that's not how you talk to a taichou!!"
"I'm not even a shinigami so who cares!!?"
"Baka" Renji mumbled
"Hmmm is that true? How bout a fight then!?" Sarika yelled to Ichigo
"Yeah sure" Ichigo yelled.
5 seconds later Ichigo got his butt whooped and was dubbed "Strawberry Shortcakes"
The next night Byakuya woke up in a sweat. Something was wrong. Very very wrong. And to top it all off he'd had a really horrible nightmare. His sister had come back to haunt him with her evil pink monkey legions. He sat up and felt something clinging to him tightly. His mind was racing. Oh no it's a pink monkey! They've come to take me away to their homeland. The "Thing" mumbled something unintelligible in his ear. He look down and was about to say "What the bloody hell is that," then he noticed it was Sarika. He poked her "Sarika get off me" he said
She just mumbled and adjusted her position clinging onto Byakuya even tighter.
"Sarika" He said as he nudged her on the shoulder … No response but to cling on tighter. "Sarika for crying out loud wake up!!' he yelled getting majorly pissed.
"Shut up you stupid pink monkeys" she mumbled. Huh? "What are you talking about nee-sama?" he said going all formal for some reason.
"I said shut up stupid monkeys!!" she yelled then punched him in the face.
OMG I just finished watching one of the movies!! Super awesome!! I saw Ikkaku's bankai for the first time (really really cool!!) and so is Rukia's shikai!! That chapter was longer than I expected!!! I was only expecting it 2 be like a page it's a page and 3/4s ha ha lol (weird) don't you just love what I did to Byakuya (I'm so mean to him … I could stop but its 2 much fun!!) Anyway thanks to all my fans cough cough (even though there aren't any!!) Anyway as of now I'm gonna scrap the 3 reply rule!!! Too slack to wait for reviews!! So I'll just update as I write each chappie!! Oh yeah also I would like a beta reader if anyones interested!!! Please review!!