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Okay, this my be total crap, (which it probably is) BUT, it's MY total crap. And anyone who uses anything I created is going to get the UKE side of the yaoi paddle I got at my last convention.

Welllll, as people have their own buisness, I mine to take care of (AP student typing here). Don't expect another update for a while (though something might crop up at christmas vacation. Who knows.)

Btw, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. It's Christmas time. What would Jesus/Santa do?

Disclaimer: Everything in the manga belongs to them. Everything else belongs to me.

Chapter 3

To Repeat the Beginning

Koya sat on here mother's lap for her first birthday party, among Miroku, Sango, and their three (or possibly four) year old son, Satoshi. Inuyasha lit the candle of Koya's cake and Kagome straightened Koya's dress that Kagome's mother had bought for her.

"You've gotten awfully big, Koya." Miroku picking up Koya off of Kagome's lap "Your going to be bigger than Satoshi at this rate."

"HEY!" Satoshi shouted as he and Shippo played Go (A/N: Friggen awesome game) not to far away from where the party was being set up. "I'm years older than that brat is! There is no way she can be bigger than me!"

"You never know Satoshi!" Sango shouted over as she set up the silverware "You both are growing like weeds!"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Koya has already matured more than you have." Shippo said resting his head on the palm of his hand. Satoshi punched Shippo in the head giving him a rather large bump.

"Oww….Kagome!" Shippo reverted to his normally fail safe plan of calling on Kagome. He may be 12 years (or at least look it) but he still acted like a little kid. "Sango!"

"Satoshi, what have I told you about being violent?" Sango scolded her son as she walked up to them

"But mooooooooommmm…." Satoshi wined as he pointed as accusing finger at Shippo "Shippo was picking on me!"

"Oh, let him go Sis." Kohaku said walking up beside his sister. Kohaku was now a handsome 18 year old, that knew his way with people a little too well. "It's Koya's first birthday. Let the boy off until we get back home."

Satoshi suddenly felt something pull on the pants leg and looked down. Koya had crawled over to him and smiled. She reached up toward him giving him the signal that she wanted to be picked up.

"Sango, Kohaku." Miroku motioned toward the hut. Sango and Kohaku followed Miroku to the hut where Inuyasha and Kagome where watching the scene.

"They make a cute couple." Kagome said watching and smiling

"Come here Koya." Satoshi said picking her up and setting her on his lap. "How are you doing?"

In stead of answering she reached for the rubber ball on the table next to him. He reached for it, brushed the dirt off of it and handed it to her.

"Ooooo." Koya made a sound of amazement. She was fascinated by the rubber ball. It was squishy, it was smooth, but most of all, it was SHINY, and it was PINK. She was girl, so pink was her favorite color. Shiny objects, of course, are irresistible objects sent down from the heavens to distract us while our parents talk about us behind our backs. Speaking of which….

"It's strange how fate turns out." Miroku said watching them both "They seemed attracted to each other when that whole Koga thing happened."

"Don't even remind me of that." Kagome turned and sat down next to Inuyasha

"And don't remind me of what Koya has to go threw." Inuyasha said frustrated "She's just a pup right now, less than 2 feet tall, and she's going to go threw all that shit just to protect all of us when she gets to be 15!"

"That's 14 years we have her, Inuyasha." Kagome smiled

"Let it go Inuyasha, she went back home safely." Miroku sighed "So what DID you call us here for?"

15 years later

…. After a shit load of pranks, a huge expansion of Koya's vocabulary, a shorting of Satoshi's brain and vocabulary from over exposure to his father, Koya getting a sword, height changes, more prayer beads, little sisters and brothers (for both families now living within walking range of each other), and most unnecessary amount of groping, violence, and jealousy than the world needed. Our story finally gets rolling after a few months of the pervious We Love You Kagome,

"COME BACK HERE YOU PERVERT AND BRING ME BACK MY SHIRT!!"

Satoshi ran for his dear life, a grinning bobcat with a current fox's demeanor, Koya's modern day T-shirt in hand. He knew, so help him, if Koya hadn't been human that day, he would have been DEAD by now. I mean Koya would have SLAUGHTERED him. But it being Koya, he was going to die anyways, so he was going to run like the suicidal pervert that he was. He was getting a kick out of seeing her angry. She was just that cute.

Koya, in her priestess clothing, her black hair tied back in a high ponytail, ran after Satoshi all over the Demon Slayer's village trying to get her shirt back so she could go back to the present. She was frustrated, and mad. Satoshi was going to die if he kept it any longer.

This chasing wasn't about the shirt. It was about pride. It was about whom was in control of whom: the 16-year-old daughter of the demon and a priestess in control of the pervert that tormented her life, or the boy turning into a man who loved to play pranks on the poor semi-hybrid.

Then the unthinkable happen. The world stopped, birds stopped singing, water stopped running, sky started to falling, and the pigs started flying…….. (A/N: Anime got dubbed!!! GASP!! No….really…)

Satoshi tripped. On the dirt.

"Give it!" Koya tackled him on the ground, reaching for the shirt "Fork it over you jerk!"

"Never!" Satoshi pushed the shirt under his back "If I have to go threw with this ceremony, you have to be there to watch!"

"You bastard!" Koya tried to reach around to grab the shirt when a bright, quick Kodak light flash across them, making them both freeze.

"Kodak moments, they ARE priceless." Setsuna sighed next to Koya's little brother, Alaster. Alaster looked human, almost all human. Black hair, their father's human lavender eyes, the whole bit. There was one problem, however, with making him a human. Alaster had a long, white, fluffy tail.

Alaster pocketed the camera and grinned at his sister "I'm sure you'll love the pic, O-nee-san."

"Don't you 'O-nee-san' me you little brat!" Koya pushed up to stand, but only for Satoshi to flip her over on her back with him on top of her holding her down with his body weight.

"I suggest you both run." Satoshi looked at them

Alaster took on quick picture of the situation and then took off running out of the village with Setsuna.

"See you at home sis!" His voice called out

"Satoshi, let go of me!" Koya froze in this very embarrassing trap. If Miroku or Sango found them……

Satoshi leaned over her face at a just dangerous enough level. "Now why would I do that?"

He had control. Koya was his. Too many long years, and here she was, as silent as a lamb in the middle of the night, just waiting. He had to play it cool, one wrong move, just one…..

Koya gulped. Toooooo close. He was waaaaaaay tooooo close. He was so close she was speechless. "Uhh…uhh…" and stuttering. She needed to pull herself together. Talk, girl, talk…..

"Shhhh…" Satoshi leaned in, closer and closer……then…..

"Am I interrupting something?" Miroku asked loudly, holding a carbon copy of his own clothes and staff

"Yeah, Dad, you kinda are." Satoshi stopped as he and Koya exchanged looks. His breath ran across Koya's face and hers to his.

"Good, because I'm not ready for grandchildren just yet Satoshi. It'll make me feel old." Miroku sighed "Besides, you are about to become a monk, my boy.

"Didn't stop you."

"You know that's old man code for 'And Inuyasha's right around the corner right now.' "

Satoshi sat up unwillingly, and Koya found herself free, and slightly shocked and confused.

"Good boy." Miroku nodded

Somewhere in the back of her mind, she wanted to Mom, or someone to call her. Something to change this, but no one called her name.

Koya got to own legs and took off into the hut where she smelled the scent of food with her arms crossed over the chest.

Satoshi's little brother, Kei, a wicked soul at times with an unruly way of thinking, came out and saw Koya run.

"I hear rape victims run like that." He said pointing innocently.

"Kei!" Miroku scolded

"Shut up!" Satoshi shouted as he stood up "I'm going to knock some of those thoughts straight out of your head along with some of that blood!"

"Daaaaaaaad!!!" Kei backed up scared out of his blasted mind

"Satoshi, don't kill your little brother. Kei, go back into the house. "Miroku sighed heavily. Brother against brother, and father is a referee who needs to stop it or turn around a pretend he never saw anything, what could he do?

"Dad!" Satoshi shouted in argument of the killing

Kei, however stupid he maybe at times, was smart enough to take off running at that moment.

Satoshi was damn ready to run after him until he felt his father's hand on his shoulder.

"You, my son, have to change for the ceremony." Miroku handed him the clothing. Satoshi inwardly groaned. If it wasn't for family tradition, opening up a crap load of spiritual power, and making his father happy/proud he would have totally chucked this idea out the window.

Satoshi changed without question.

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In a castle, far off from where Satoshi was gripping about how life sucks, a woman sat down at her vanity mirror. She gazed at Satoshi and Koya, touching a glass and gazing at their smiling faces an absolute evil glee.

"To recreate what was lost," The woman looked at her handmaid "We must recreate the situation."

"What you like me to do, my Lady?"

"Recreate the two situation, child." The woman looked at Koya as she greeted her father "We can't wait fifty years however, don't let the mortal boy or the half-ling die."

"Yes, my Lady."

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Satoshi stood in a room of the great Pure Shell Beads, one of the most holy artifacts that they had found as of recently. Satoshi's ceremony was basically him wearing the necklace while the eldest monk around chanted something. The necklace itself was made of four stones, a red one for courage, a blue one for friendship, a white one for wisdom, and yellow one for love. The necklace could amplify your spiritual power ten folds, but wearing it too long would kill you, without a doubt.

"Yo, Monk-boy."

Satoshi turned around to see Koya walking across the floor to stand by him. She, a half demon, was still wearing a priestess's robe. It didn't much more controversial than that. He smiled, even if it was just standing by her side, he was happy to be along with her. "Hi."

"You nervous?" She looked closely at the necklace. It was really very pretty.

"Oh yeah." Satoshi shook his head "Everyone going to be here, every single priestess, priest, and monk will be here. I mess up and the whole world will know it, literally."

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"I die."

"Oh yeah….forgot 'bout that." Koya laughed inwardly. He wouldn't die, not when she was going to be here. "Good luck." She patted him on the shoulder. "Don't die."

"How can I die when I still have you to woo over?" Satoshi watched her head out the door

Koya smiled, flattered a little bit "Like I'd every fall to the likes of you." Shutting the door, she walked down the dirt path.

"You almost did." Satoshi said to the air. "Or you already did."

Both their families, Satoshi's and Koya's, had traveled to an entire village and chalk full of priestess, priests, and monks. Satoshi was the son of two of the beings who had defeated Naraku. The daughter of the other two defeated Naraku was being his assistant. This was a huge event.

Koya stopped for a moment and blinked stupidly. She smacked her forehead and swore under her breath as she turned around. She was supposed to prep the necklace for the ceremony by balancing the powers. It was habit for her to walk into a room, insult Satoshi, and leave. She had to break that sooner or later.

Koya threw open the doors, hoping that no one official had discovered that the necklace was unprepared, or that there was anyone ready to lob off her head.

But there was wasn't anyone there. At all. Problem was: nether was the necklace.

Koya tried to refrain from swearing as she remembered Satoshi was the last one to be there. There was this faint smell of mud and grime, like the bathroom at her grandmother's house after it rains and her brothers and sisters play in the mud, but besides that, she could only smell Satoshi's scent.

"Damn it Satoshi." Koya took off into the woods where she knew Satoshi was most likely to be. They would meet there when they wanted to get away from the havoc of the ceremony. She didn't notice that his scent led out the door behind her, into the village, rather than into the forest.

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Satoshi debated whether or not to drink the sake that his dad had offered him. On the plus side, it would loosen him up for the ceremony and not make his so nervous about so many things. On the negative side, he's probably end up drinking too much and dying while having the necklace on because of his lack of focus. Hm….Dead or happiness, hard to choose….

Screw life. He had booze. He took his chances as he poured the sake into the cup. He drank it all in one shot. He gasped, chocked a little, and regained himself.

"So, any ideas about the rest of your life?" Miroku asked as he took another sip from his cup.

"Not really." Satoshi stared at his own cup, having a second cup.

"Son, I think it's time you thought about marriage. You're far past the right age to get married."

"Dad, I'm only nineteen."

"My point! Most people marry at seventeen, and that's pushing it!" Miroku finished off his cup as his line between drunkenness and sober began to blur "Ever thought about Koya?"

"What about her?" Satoshi took his first sip that actually registered with him. He winced once he realized that his dad had gotten the strongest stuff one could find.

"You know….marry her, be the father of her children, and all that good stuff."

"She's not interested in me." Ohhhh….the drunkenness.

"Doesn't mean that you're not in love with her."

"Dad, before I drag Mom in here, shut up."

"Satoshi, you need to stand up. Be a man."

"I was almost a man until you interrupted me."

Sango threw open the doors of the room "Miroku! Get out here! Satoshi, get Kohaku!" She grabbed her Hiraikotsu and dashed to change her clothes.

"Sango, what's wrong?" Miroku asked he grabbed his staff

"Someone woke up Koya's demon! She is attacking the village." At those words, Satoshi dashed out the hut and watched as a shadowy figure dashed around slashing buildings. Her silver hair danced with destruction and the purple slashes on her arms and face dealed darkness in the light.

Satoshi grabbed his weapon, two huge throwing stars with crossing handles in the middle, each attached to a chain, and ran outside into the surrounding woods. He was going to find Koya.

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