Me: Ok. I'm being commanded to update this chapter. So your wish is my command. And NO!

Inuyasha: How'd you know I was going to ask you something?

Me: Cause I'm physic.

Inuyasha : Ok...

Me: No I don't care how much you ask you have to DO something before you get your ramen.

Inuyasha: She owns nothing except ramen that will soon by mine.

Me: Ok..Someone's been to crazy town. Here's your ramen. (Gives ramen to Inuyasha)

Me: Here's chapter 3 for you (posts chapter 3 after this useless note)

After finishing off their 'make-out-fake-out' they separated and looked away blushing.

'God' thought Inuyasha. 'I've thought it would be good but, it was terrific!'

'O MY GOD' thought Kagome. 'I can not believe that just happened.'

Inuyasha was the first to get his composer back.

"Come on Kaggykins. We don't want the others to think we're naughty, now do we?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome blushed.

"What did you just call me?" Kagome asked. "What has gotten into you lately?"

'That's a good question. Why am I acting like this?' he thought/

--Inuyasha's mind--

"Finally! I'm free to release havoc and destruction! Mwa ha ha ha." screamed a perverted Inuyasha.

"Listen." said his human half. "You can't come out till later on in the story."

"Why?" asked the perverted part.

"Because they (referring to Inuyasha and Kagome) need to take things a little slower." said his demon side.

"Why?"

"Cause if you come out now I have nothing to write about in between!" yelled the author.

"I'm going now. Cya in a later chapter." said the perverted half running off into a dark corner.

--Outside His Head--

Why'd you call me that?" Kagome asked again.

"Because mates usually have pet names for each other, my little Kaggykins." Inuyasha said.

"Well than, Inu-winu-cutie-wootie, I guess that's ok then."

"You can't make my pet name that long." Inuyasha yelled.

"Why not?" asked Kagome.

"Cause it'll take too long for the author to type up." Inuyasha said. He also didn't like the name.

"Fair point. I've got it! Inu-poosie-woopsie."

"No."

"Inu-dumplings?"

"No."

"Sweetie weetie?"

"No."

"Muffin?"

"No."

"Cupcake?"

"No. What do you think I am? Food?"

"Guano?"

"HELL NO!" (Guano means bat poop)

"Yashie?"

"Fine."

"YAY!"

"Come on Kagome, I'm serious, we have to get back cause it's almost dinner time."

Kagome looked at the sun setting over the horizon. "O I guess I lost track of time. Shippo, Sango, and Miroku must be worried."

"Keh. Why would they be worried? You've got me around. So nothing could possibly go wrong? I could find them or a demon at any time with this nose. As long as nothing washes away the scents." bragged Inuyasha.

Then the rain started to fall, washing away the scent trail to camp.

"Damn. Now we need to find a place to sleep and something to eat." said Inuyasha.

'This is gonna be a long night.' thought Kagome.

OK. I will probably only be updating once a week, cause of school. But I have the next chapter ready to type up and if I get enough response (7 reviews) I might put it up earlier.

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