Sasuke
There was once upon a time a child without his family/clan, but his brother was still alive. Because he killed the clan. So lonely, lonely, lonely Sasuke tries to grow stronger till he can beat him in 'Hide and Seek'.
The next day Sasuke was in the village shopping for vegetables, to be clear he was searching for the best tomato.
The day after he found the best tomato, but it wasn't a tomato, it was a potato dyed in red. So when he noticed that, he got preeeeetty scary, because he entered 'curse mark' mode. But then he saw Sakura giving a punch to Naruto with a hundred g-force in the face that send him flying through the town.
The next week he sat all the time by Naruto's bed in the hospital hearing him say: "Sakura ,Sakura, Sakura, Sakura" but it changed to ''Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke" so I punched him extra in the face. Then Sakura came and asked why Naruto's state has gotten worse
I said: "He was saying my name."
Sakura: "I know I did the same to him, when he first said my name."
*both are nodding their head*
The end of the week Sasuke was gone in the evening. Naruto was gone the next day searching for Sasuke. He found Sasuke playing 'Hide and Seek' with his brother so he joined, but he lost. Itachi was first, Sasuke was second and he was third. Sasuke accepted his lost and then they went back to the village.
Sasuke then fell in love with Naruto they married and then he saw Hinata going to Sakura's home.
Next week Sakura's funeral.