Disclaimer: I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door and I never will.
This one is set when all the children are around three or four.
I Don't Like Her!
"Come on, Thomas. We're going to the Uno's!"
Thomas bounded to the front door, where his parents were waiting for him. He managed to trip over his own feet next to his mother, who caught him before he hit the floor.
His father laughed. "I don't think Harry would like it if his best friend had a broken nose!"
"Neither will his new friend," Fanny added.
"What?" Thomas frowned. "Hawy has a new fwend? He's my fwend! No fair! No fair!"
Fanny placed a hand on her son's shoulder. "I'm sure you'll all be good friends, honey. Besides, I know the girl's parents and, if she's anything like her mother, she'll be the nicest little being alive."
Thomas, however, was not convinced. "A girl? A girl? I hate girls, mummy!"
"You do realise that your mummy is a girl, don't you?" Patton said, smirking.
Thomas puffed out his cheeks in response. He stomped out of the door to the car, where his older brother was shouting at him for wasting time. His parents exchanged an amused look and followed him.
After the short drive to the Uno residence, Thomas was still angry. How dare his parents force him into the same room as a girl! Didn't they know you could get cooties that way?
Before he had even stepped outside the car, Harry came running out the door, ignoring his father's protests.
"Thomas! Thomas! Come meet my new friend!"
Thomas jumped outside the car and held his hands in front of his face. "Hawy, you've been in-infe – sickened!"
Harry gave him a puzzled look. "What are you talking about?"
"Cooties!" screamed Thomas. "Your new fwend made you sick!"
"She did not! She's nice!" Harry defended. "Come on, I'll show you."
Harry seized Thomas' hand and dragged him into the house. They entered the living room, which Thomas found empty. No, wait, there was something stirring.
"Boo!"
Thomas gave a yell of surprise and got into a stance, just in case someone was attacking. He was thoroughly surprised when he saw Harry laughing at something in the room. He turned back to the room and let his guard drop. It was just a girl.
"Hi," she started, smiling, "my name's Kellie. What's yours?"
Scowling, Thomas replied, "Thomas. Now go away, you stupid girl. Hawy doesn't need you anymore because I'm here now. We don't need stupid girls giving us cooties!"
The girl's smile faded and her mouth started to tremble. After a few moments, she burst into tears.
"Thomas, see what you've done!" Harry scolded as Fanny ran into the room.
Fanny took Harry's side on the matter. "Thomas! Look at what you've done to poor Kellie!"
Thomas didn't seem to hear any of this. Instead, he just glared into his mother's face and said, "I don't like her!"
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