Alright, so I recently discovered that writing isn't as bad a past time as I thought, it is just the "idea" part that I do not like... I'm bored. Expect many updates, as I try to work on what ever I feel the need to when I'm not doing smething for the Campus and blah blahblah.
So I feel like I'm making David too good of a guy, not really criminal material, just a man with health problems... and that is somewhat true, I will actually delve into this later on.
Oh yeah and I am fucked on the piont of view, so espect that to be inconsistent and switch between chapters...or in the middle of chapters.
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It's late at night. 'No one is out at town during the nights in Gotham. There are rodent bodybuilder furries chasingclowns off the street for crying out loud!' David thinks.
David is on the job, which calls for a special outfit, almost too stylish for words to Define, in his opinion. It was basically an old trenchcoat, with some expertise modifications David made. David added deep pockets and slots into many areas of the coat. He also had to add a hood and built in an easy-access mask that covers his face, as to hide his actual mask. 'If people saw this... well then there would be no hiding, simply put. The green dots stay, no one seems to notice those things. Sometimes they even dissapear for no reason.' The entire oufit was coated in Jet Black, effectivley camoflauging him.
"Nevertheless- ugh! What the hell is this lock made out of?" David whisper-shouted as he lockpicked the back entrance to a pawn shop. According to the dead grapevine he got his info from, there was a priceless ('well, worth a good dinner, at least') gem of a gem in here. David jumped at the news that this place was near non-existent on the radar and most likely wouldn't even make it past the current decade. Truly a ripe catch.
'Ca-ching!' The door slips open. David crawls in.
'Man, this place is down and under... I probably don't even need to use stealth.' David thought. David decide 'What the hell?' and picked up some other objects that at the least looked interesting, 'I'll just take these to another pawn shop if there isn't anyone who wants a... coprolite fossil... what the hell is coprolite?' David sighed, putting the chunk in his backpat.
'Whatever! None of these will hold a candle to-wow, ok, more interesting than I thought it would be... probably worth more, ehhe.' David thinks.
The gem is large with a glass case around it. Bright red... almost glowing, David thinks. It may be hard but he can simply lockpick the case and then be on his merry way.
'Ha! Today is a good day! alright here we go to busine-' crrrrk.
It was as if the entire buidling was suddenly engulfed with this shrieking noise.
"AH! It's like nail on chalkboard!" David said ducking into a dark corner. Looking around he saw... a shadow? In the skylights! David looked up only to... feel mixed emotions.
Catwoman. It was Catwoman. She was currently cutting a piece out of the skylight glass. it must have been thicker than she originally thought as she too was gimacing at the horrid noise. 'Why the hell is she interested in a shitty little gem, that thing is prbably only worth about 10 thousand at most. Catwoman is so skilled she's rumoured to have millions of dollars at her disposal. AHHH! I can't let this go unhinged!'
Catwoman was now crawling down a- 'oh, ok, nevermind, she just jumped down. Catwoman doesn't need rope, she always land on her feet.'
Catwomen, wearing the iconic black, skin tight body suit, examined the gem. "Ah, so this is the most vaulable out of all of them in here? I don't usually go small like this, but when the one-man army is out and about there isn't much of a choice."
Catwoman then proceeded to use her claws to cut a circle out of the glass, then grabs the gem, smiling slyly.
'Oh god i suck at talking to women, oh man, she might accidently brush up against me, ohhh-ho, hehehHA! I am too good!' David thought. 'But really, this won't stand.'
Oh lord, he was actually going to confront her. Confront Catwoman, him, a nobody wannabe criminal at this current time. 'I'm... actually not that scared, maybe it's because she's an honestly attractive women or I... don't know whiether or not she is willing to kill... but good lord I want that gem!'
"STOP RIGHT THERE! David shouted to Catwomen, about to leave.
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"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Selina suddenly heard, startling her.
If she turned quick enough she could have automatically assume she was looking at a Batman wannabe. Then it became appearant who... or what i was.
The man was so hard to see that Selina seriously considered her mind was just playing tricks on her.
"Oh, right." The man said, stepping into the skylight.
The man was covered in a suit making it impossible to mask out any traits . Selina notices now that in his eye sockets there are dim, green lights.
"Ahem!" The man started, knocking Selina out of her study. "I believe you have soemthing that belongs to me." The man said, pointing twords the gem stone.
Great, just what Selina had hoped for, unneeded disturbinces. After almost running into Batman, Selina had wanted to get away from any heros in a kilometer radius. And now there is one here.
The gemstone was worthless compared to what Selina has in total cash, but she gets bored quikly without her weekly, sometimes daily, fill of pure thrill; the real reason she did crime.
She supposed she woud have to take out this hipster Batman quickly- "I was suppose to steal that, y'know?" The man says.
Oh... what? "What?" Selina ask.
"That gem, it's mine, I came in here for it and refuse to let you take it from my grasp." The man states.
Oh, It's a villain... that still doesn't really change the situation as it stands in whole.
Selina has never seen this, admittidley,unique looking character ever before. That being said, she is being thretaanded by someone whom she has never even met? Ridiculus, but currently happening. She didn't use her position in the criminal world to her advantge, but does this man seriously not recognise her?
"Hun, I don't think you realise you're speaking to me, Catwoman, I'm quite well known." Selina said standing straight,'that should get the bimbo running.'
"I'm aware and I don't care. I was here to steal that jewl, but then you came and ruined my monolog."
"I say finders keepers."
"I say hand me the gem."
"Methinks you're just hitting on me."
"Methinks go fu-" The man was interuppted whenever a speeding black oject suddenly collided with his face.
'Batman.'
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Bruce was not expecting to meet any "Major villans", tonight. He had predicted maybe a mugge, or a fiend, yet here he was face to face ith Catwoman. He saw her stalking along the rooftops.
"Catwoman." Bruce stated. Gotta keep it professional.
"Batman, how nice of you to interrupt us." Catowman, or Selina Kyle,stated.
'Us?' Btaman thought, then nearly jumped at the lanky man he somehow didn't notice. 'Not usual that someone manges to sneak... up. Oh, the batarang hit him. That was just suppose to alert Selina.'
"Selina, that gem is only worth a few grand at most, why that?" Bruce was genuinely curious, Selina Kyle had far more than that at her disposal, this gem will add virturally nothing.
"I was bored, detective, nothing more. You know I love thrills."
"And this gave you thrills?"
"More or less."
"And that is?"
"You from another dimension where you're a crinimal."
"Are you serious?"
"Do I look serious, HA!, No I'm not serious, I have no idea who White Mask is."
"White Mask..." Batman muttered, before being kicked by Catwomen.
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"hnn- White Mask, that name is retarded, fuuck." David muttered. That batarang hurt. 'David doesn't like pain. It makes him angry.'
'I need to sneak off, while Bat and Cat are preoccupied with one another. Oh yeah, and the gem, where is the gem...Cat doesn't have it. She must have put it up... there.' David thought, seeing the gem... he needs it. He has had too much happen in order to not come out on top. 'Bat is just human, he is distracted. He still hasn't noticed me.' David grabbed the gem. 'My buddys will be pleased to have this on the shelves... god I better be payed well.'
'Sneak, sneak, sneak... and I'M OUTTA HERE!' David thought, exiting the building,'with the gem... I need to get outta the neighorhood, Batman will put this together easily if he is as they say.'
David runs and runs twords his friends. "ALMOST THERE JUST ANOTHER BLOCK OR TWO!"... maybe he should stop screaming. David walks around the shadows of alleyways for several minutes.
'...quiet night... what is that noise? Sounds like walking... above me... alright well Imma just go ahead and run again... oh crap I can't lead him to the-' "OH CRAP!" David yells when a large shadow falls ahead of him.
"White Mask. Catwoman managed to escape... I thought she would have went with you but I was wrong. You have the gem, give it to me." Batman said
'Oh my god, I'm gonna die. Well, I'm an expert fighter, maybe I can beat him...'
David quickly throws a punch, to which Batman sidesteps. David jumps up and kicks Batman in the face, to which Batman stumbles. Batman quickly recover, however, and grabs David.
" What's your name, White Mask!" Batman commands.
"It isn't White Mask, I'll tell you that! Stop calling me that!" David screams, before headbutting Batman, causing him to be dropped. David quickly kicks Batman away,'Dear lord nothing wares him out.'
"Why me? Couldn't Two Face be robbing a bank right now? This thing has nothing on banks." David says.
"If Two Face was robbing a bank, I would know." Batman responds. David unexpectidley throws a punch at Batman. It connects, and David uses the split second of time to turn the punch into a combo.
"You're not that bad, Batman. Based on what I've researched, without you here the police would be infested. Gotham would crumble. So, as much as it hurts to say, I have to deal with you." David admits. Truth was, David wasn't a killer. He still felt guilt about killing a man in self defense and it's been a while. 'Still, next to this Batman character that's nothing.'
As David sees Batman recover, he quickly jumps wall to wall up to a three story roof. "huff... I hate doing that. This better work."
As expected, Batman quickly caught up with his position. As he was landing David jumped high and managed to land a hard kick against the side of his face, sending Batman flying. David quickly went to pick up a recovering Batman, but was practically limping. 'I put everything into that kick, christ. He's not unconsious, and I flipped a car with that move once.'
"Still, a 3 story drop should knock you out, don't ya think." David stated, holding Batman by his cape over the edge.
"And my name isn't the White Mask either... I don't have one yet." David asserted, before dropping Batman.
'One, two.' "AH!" '... three.' David thought before turning his back to an exhausted Batman.
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Ta-da. I have no idea what to name David... at all. Any ideas, anything? Please think of one, people. Don't worry, David won't win all his fights. He sure as hell wouldn't win a fight against Batman without a 3 story drop.
But really reccomend me a name.