AN: PREPZ PLEASE STOP INGORING TEAUTHOR'S NOTES! ppl keep sayin tHey r giving constructuive crticism but THEY ARNET if u actully READ TEM they r ONLEY sayin bad stuf abt the stroy and NOTHING GOOD! ALSO bork got mad in the last ch9pter cuz amavan sed he was gay wehn he wasnt but they wERE JOKING. Obviusly bort isnt gay he doesnt act gay at all thats why he got mad. If u cant understand tat then mabye the story is too mature for u nd u sould LEAVE. BOERT IS NUT SHALOW, HE JSUT NEW LOPHIE WAS PERFECCT FOR HIM BECUZ IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGT AND HE SAW INTO HER SOLE ADN SAW SHE WAS COOL N NOT A PREP! ALSO DAKFIRE IS GRATE AT HELPING WIT DA STORY AND HE RELAY LIKES IT SO SHUT UP ThANKS DARKFIRE FOR THE HELP! thanks gotic peeps for thr good revwes and enjoy!
Bort and Mavan walked hotly out to the qudich patch. A Bolt of litening crashed in the sky above them and it started raining. A bunch of huffelpuffs ran inside becuz they were scared, but Bort and Mavan were so good at flying that they could just dofge the litening if it got near them. They watched the huffelpuffs flee in teror. "Ah just the way i like it" Mavan said as he took off on hsi broomstick.
Bort got unto his custom broomstick, whcih was realy cool and made of anchent wood from a ghost pirate ship. It was black as midnight and had real;ly cool blue litening bilts on the side, wich wuz ironic cause it was liteninging outside now. He got it from his dad who was a pirate after he saved the world from vlodemort and gvae it to him when he got acepted to Hogwarts. Bot looked contprmplativly into the distnce. he culdnt stop thinkin about Lophe. He wonderered if She thouht quiditch players were hot like he did.
"BORT EHAT THE FUCK IS TAKNEING YOU SO LONG" MAvan yelled form high up in da aire.
"SORYY MAVAN I WAS JUST TUNING MY BROOMSTIICK" bort said as he shot up into the sky.
Bort and Mavan practised qadditch for an hour. Theyy were really good at it alredy so they showed off with cool flips and dives and stuff. BORT was the captian of the griffindoor team and mavan was the captan of the slitherin team. Even tho they played agenst echother they were reallly good bros so they didnt fite over it and they practised together becuz that way the games were more exciting. Usally girls and jelous boys came to te quditch feld to watch them practice but it was rainig so they werentt there today. Bort wouldve been disapointed, but now he didnt care becuz non of those other girls got him like Lophie did. Bohrt was so disdracted by Lophe that hge amost crashed in2 one of the goals but he doged at the last minute.
"Pew that was a close one!" Bort said dashingly. 2 celebrate he did a double backflip thru the goal. Mavan looked impressd and clapped a little.
Sudeenly, Bort herd an annoying sound. "What the fuck it that?" Mavan snarked. "I dont think were alone anymore Mavan" bort said. He looked down and saw….the same preppy griffindoor from this mornig! He had his broom and was wit a bunch of other preps and som e of the huffelpuffds who ran away from the litenig earlier.
"BORT MY NAME IS CHADWICK AND IM HERE TO FITE YOU ND MAVAN FOR THE FIELD!" Chadwick yelld dumbly. "U'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WIT THE ENEMY AND U ARE A DISGRACE TO GRIFFINDOOR!" the other preps stupidly grunted in agreement and the huffelpoffs nodded all cowardly.
"Ugh this loser again" Mavan groined. Chadwick and da preps started to fly up to him to attack but Mavan flew relly fast over them and started shotting fireballs from his wand. The preps robes caut fire (it was magic fire so it didnt go out even in the rain) and they started flailing around and screming. The huffelpufs stearted crying and retreaded. Mavan laughed at them.
"THIS ISTN OVER POTTER" chaddwick yelled vengefully. "ILL GET U FOR THIS! NOBODY BURNS THE NEW VICE CAPTAN OF QUDITCH WITHOUT CONCEQUENCES"
"Technically i;m the one who burned you" Mavan said smartly. He looked bored becuz beating chadwicke was really easy. "Wait wat makes u think im gunna make u vice captain?" bort asked.
Chaddwisck sneered wickedly. "Oh, UR not gonna make me vice captan. But u wont BE da captain anymore." he said sinsterly. "Soon, the new captain of the grifffindoor quiddich team will be….KEDROS!" he cackled. Bort roared a werewolf roar and shot one of the litening bolts at him with his wand. It hit Chaddweick and he stopped laufghing and fell 2 tje ground.
"Do u know who Kedros is?" Bort asked Mavan.
"Idk probably some prep loser, or his boyfirend" Mavan sed dismissivley. Bord snickered.
All of a sudden, Bort herd clapping from the stands. He turned and looked at the clappung. IT turns out a girl DID come to watch Hort practice...and the girl was Lophie!
AN: FANGZ FOR READING!1 and before u complain that Bort killed someone I TOLD U that da story was gunna get drarker so NO COMPLSINING! Befor u reivew make usre ur mature enuf to be reading this story becuz more dark and adult stuf is gonna hapen to ppl and i dont want 2 have anohter incident liek the 1 with mavna trollling bort and ppl thinking hes actully gay. STAY COOL GOFFCIK PEEPS!