A/N: Secund chapter of Thor gots Rabies! Just so you all know, pllaning to make this a multki chapter fic.
TOny Stark was on his way to jail, he was so nervosu he was swating beads of water all over tha police car. "I can't believe this I can't beleive this!" Stark was tellin the popo.
"Shuddup!" Offciar Mitt Pomeny tell him nd turn upping the radio. COlbay Coillat's sang I never told you was playing on the radio, Ironman screamed cause he remembering Papper his ex gilfriend who dumped him for Wolvarine.
Back at the mansien, Thor and Steve were in the kitchen that was made of gold cuase they are rich. "Wow it's rally good thing that you got your rabies dot." The Captian told Thor
"Ya I guess it is" Thor reptiled, they had just found out that 99.1% of all the squrrels they had had had the rabies! But, THor knew that there was no way a strong Asguerdin like himself would get the rabies.
The doorball rang and Black Window's voice rang threw the house, "Thor your super fucking hot girlfrand is hurr." Steve got a boner and Thor punched him for it. When Jane come into the room, Thor fought the irriestiable urge to rip off his chastity belt and sexd her right there.
Hawkeye was gawking with his hawkeyes, Thor got all fluttered. "Can we go somewhere more private?" He ask Jane. She was too eager and took him to a steamy got bedroom that she own in las vegas.
Thor was tired when they got there tried to go bed and Jane hit him, "We're going to have sex, Thor! You left me in Earht alone for too long!" Thor suddenly got all shy realising he was still a virgo and Jane was about to take that all away from him. She uncocked his Chastity belt and he felt all read.
Thor's Verizon wiresless got text and it from Hannibal "Plz ware a condom I'm not ready to be a granmpippy yeti." He told Thor they were hiddin in a pocket on his chastity belt and Jane help him put it on cause he didnt know how, it was his first time.
His face was red as Jane hump his leg like a dog thats in heat, he flapped her over and did what needed to be don.e He road that bitch like he wood a motacycle and dumped her on the bed bed.
"Omg I thonk I'm pragnant" Jane was pully out a pregnancy text to find out, she go in the bathrrom and yelled "OOMG I am!"
"Tha fuck!" Thor was not going to disapoinnt his dad with these news. "It can't be lime! I'm still a virgin!" He ran out the front door experiencing alot of sweat from the rabies he'd conceived from the squirtles.
"No it can't be rabies! He yelled!" "Because the chances were to slim!"
Captains America and Hawkeye were playing Pokamon Battle Royalty back at the house and Hawkear was losing.
"You fucking suck at this game!" Steve laughtered at him, causing him to go to drastic extremes.
Hawkeye pulled out the golden pokeball and Steve gasped, "No you can't that pokemon is wai to powerful I will be defeat and could even die!" Hawkeye tossed to ball and Loki came out!
TO be contineud!