A/N: Here we are:Dear Damn Diary 3. so sorry it wasn't uploaded earlier. My apologies, LadyMimi101. Again, this is dedicated to you. Enjoy!

Disclaimer:Do not own, blabla. Just read it.

A Brit's lists

Dear Diary,

Today has been a pain. Here, I've been compiling a list:

Number of times BaKanda has called me moyashi today: 16

Number of times BaKanda has called me baka today: 11

Number of times BaKanda has called me some other expletive today: 5

Number of times BaKanda has insulted me in total today: 32

Number of times I have insulted BaKanda today: 28

Number of times I have to get away with calling him BaKanda to even the score for today: 4

Number of times I have to get away with calling him BaKanda to one-up him today and win a bet with Lavi that BaKanda is more irritating: 5

I WILL WIN MY FREE LUNCH!

Number of times Neah has insulted my height today: 4

Number of times Neah has insulted my intellect today: 5

Number of times Neah has likened the earl's physical appearance to that of a walking mushmellow today: 7

Number of times Neah has suggested today I skewer the earl like BaKanda does to Akuma just so that he goes 'pop': 13

Number of times Neah has insulted ANYONE (I will NOT start on anyTHING) I have walked past today: 10

Number of times I have convinced myself I am insane to hear voices (just one, really) in my head today (just an annoying Noah): 36

I think I AM going to go crazy.

Number of times Link has insisted I follow him somewhere today: 14

Number of times I have caught him staring eerily at me today: 21

Number of times he has written down a weird habit of mine: 34

Do I really have that many weird habits?

...on second thought, no, Bakanda, I do not need your opinion on this.

Number of times I have convinced myself that Link is stalking me today: 69

OH MY EFFING SHIT BEANSPROUTY

Lavi, can I have my diary back? And why are you text-shouting?

69696969696969696969!

Yes Lavi, it is a number. What about it?

IT'S A CODE FOR DOUBLE ORAL!

...Lavi, how do you know this? It is just sick.

BEANIE AND TWO-DOTS SITIN' IN A TREE. F-U-C-K-I-N-

Lavi, if you don't shut up and give me my diary back, I swear to Crown Clown that that fork goes up your ass.

Anyway, what sort of nick-name is that? Beansprouty? Beanie?

That's what Yu calls you.

...I don't see how that's related to "moyashi"

Allen, moyashi IS beansprout.

...

You mean all this time you didn't KNOW?!

...

Gosh moya-

Lavi, that fork is going to go up your-

Bye!

...

Number of times I have contemplated getting the recipe for rabbit stew from Bakanda today: 17

Sorry about that break. Komui decided to have an impromptu meeting to share about our day via diary. You know, it's greeting really weird and sort-of funny because now Link isn't the only one dribbling furiously down on a notebook. We all are-the exorcists, I mean.

And this is really creepy- Number of love letters I have received as of today: 11

Do I have a stalker or something? Well, other than Link, of course. And I Can't very well say that man is inclined to send me anything of this sort. In fact, he was the first one I asked about this. He just gave me this odd LOOK and scribbled something down in his notebook.

Love,

Allen Walker

A/N: in case you all didn't notice, the BOLD was Lavi writing in Allen's diary.

Feeling a bit down 'cause my parents had to cancel the rescheduled trip to Bali AGAIN as my little sis is sick. She's 1and1/2 years old if you must ask. And yes, that is a more-than-10-years-gap between us. But I have a younger bro who is 3 years younger than me. And really annoying. Anyway, I'm also sort of down because my only two true friends are out of the country. So I'm all alone. My other friend is probably in Finland already, because of studies. So yeah, pretty anti-social doesn't really help sometimes, yeah? So maybe you readers could leave a review or PM, hm? *turns on vague puppy-dog-expression*