A/N: Are you ready for the most heated argument of your life? ENJOY!

Tomoko crawled into class that day surrounded by a dark aura of bad luck and and a near death experience to tell. Probably thanks to a very special kwami.

Plagg was still howling with laughter from the incident that morning and Tomoko was still trying to shut him up before he entered classroom. Like I said before the bad luck he was forced to carry meant that his life was officially over. Superhero or not.

He sat down quickly and rested his head on his desk reflecting on the melancholy of his horrible life.

"Class, today we have a new student!" announced Sensei (the teacher). "Why don't you introduce yourself."

The door opened slowly and out stepped a strangely familiar girl. His mind flashed back to that morning.

Oh. It's that girl.

"Hi, my name is Midori Kodara,"

It was as if this morning had never even happened. All the boys were swooning; all the girls were screaming. Didn't anyone remember the devastating power that this girl hit him with?

I have to put an end to this.

Tomoko would later look back on this and laugh. Plagg wouldn't even have to look back on this, he was already laughing..

He jumped out his seat to the front of the classroom.

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU GORILLA? I NEARLY DIED, YOU KNOW."

Midori looked at him with confusion.

And then it dawned on her…

"SAYS THE PERVERT. IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU GOT INTO A SITUATION LIKE THAT! I WAS SIMPLY PROTECTING MYSELF FROM YOUR PERVERSE WAYS, HMPH! " she responded with a scream that made sure that everyone in that room was deaf. At least it didn't stop Tomoko from realising her flaw.

"YOU BUMPED INTO ME!"

"LIAR!"

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"GORILLA!"

"PERVERT!"

"GORILLA!"

"PERVERT!"

A growing fiery tension was burning between Tomoko and Midori.

Eyes were red with fury, teeth gnashing with frustration.

"Please can we not fight in class." spoke Sensei trying to calm everyone down. It obviously was futile at this point.

It all ended with one mighty slap from Midori which sent Tomoko flying across the room, bouncing against walls like a ping-pong ball.

He eventually crashed on the floor dazed, and his eyes spiralling like an illusion.

Why me?

How on Earth is she doing this shit?

Plagg was about to give himself away. He could barely contained his laughter as it was. But he wasn't alone. The classmates were let few giggles and chuckles slip. Or maybe they were roaring with laughter and he was deaf from Midori's laughter. Most likely the latter.

Tomoko got up.

He remembered that he had the powers of a superhero. Well sort of. Plagg had told him that wearing the ring enhanced his abilties. Even a little in his civilian form.

Midori attempted to slap him again but Tomoko blocked which earned a gasp from the crowd.

He tried to pin her on the ground but she dragged him down with her.

Crap.

It was like re-watching a recording as he they both fell into a striking familiar position.

(You know, the same position they were in this morning before Midori sent him flying upwards.)

He now knew that no amount of cat-like reflexes would save him now.

He now knew that he couldn't change fate and that he should just accept it.

It was nice knowing you Plagg, you little twerp!

All Tomoko remembered that morning was the merciless, unforgiving pain that Midori had once again delivered and of course the howling laughter that followed.

It was especially Plagg that really annoyed him. He was purposefully laughing telepathically just so that it would scramble Tomoko's mind.

And then darkness cradled his consciousness in its arms.

He would finally be relieved of his pain.

Temporarily

Two hours later…

Tomoko woke up on the floor in the class room and Midori was beside him, kneeling.

His everything was still aching thanks to her.

"Get up!" she said still refusing to look directly at him.

Actually, when she isn't physically abusing me she does look good.

He heard Plagg fake gagging from the bag on his seat.

Everyone else had left class.

Tomoko got up slowly and picked up his bag.

"Uh, well thanks, I guess. For making sure I was alright, that is."

And for making sure I will never have my future children.

Midori blushed slightly.

"Actually, that doesn't even matter to me anymore. What I want to know is how you kicked me and I went a kilometre into the air; you slappped me and I bounce against the walls forty times?"

"A woman never reveals her secrets!"

Midori noticed Tomoko's nose was bleeding a little. Then he said,

"I have secrets too. Like how I just saw under your skirt just now!"

WHACK!

It wasn't surprising when he was flung across the classroom once again.

"Ugh, you're so despicable!" she whined as she left the classroom with a slight blush.

"DITTO!"

Midori slammed the door.

"Plagg don't even think about laughing,"

The kwami flew out of his hiding place.

"That was so hilarious! You should have seen the look on your face when-"

"I get it!"

"But seriously, because you were, oh so entertaining, I think I'll let you try out your powers after school."

That was all he needed to hear.

After school…

Tomoko dashed round the school gate, through the crowded streets, and into an isolated alley.

"So, all you have to say is 'Claws Out!" explained Plagg.

Yes! This is it! All I have to say is…

"Claws Out!"