You woke up in a random room with everyone else. You weren't near your van or even around it. You looked to your side to see a pair of black DC shoes. You went up a pair of pants to see Karkat leaning over you, staring at you. "Hello shit stain!" You roll your eyes under your shades, soon sitting up. You were on a blanket, a soft one. You saw John and Dirk and Jake all hanging around a girl with red glasses and a cane and a tall guy with big fluffy hair, both were trolls. "Who are those two?" You ask.

"The blind girl is Terezi, my ex, and the psycho clown is Gamzee, my ex Moirail." You sigh and look over to Rose and Roxy who were talking to two OTHER trolls, one was in a black skirt that was torn up and the other was wearing a red skirt. You figure you were the last one to wake up. Karkat saw your gaze and got down to your level. "That's Kanaya and Aradia. Kanaya is the one in the red skirt by the way." You lay back down, mumbling to yourself about the time. "Its almost three pm." "What?" "You asked what time it was, its three pm." "Oh." "Yeah, you were OUT when we got to you, I swear to Gog it was scary when we got to you." You sat up confused, and then you noticed that Jane wasn't around.

You later found out that where you were, the "Eaters" got in and so all the trolls came and got you out. Jane had been bitten by one so by the time Aradia and Sollux got them out, by the way you met Sollux, nice dude, they had to throw her out too. They also grabbed your stuff from the van and the bags too, even hers and Jades. So until the Apocalypse died down or until Winter came, which was in about six or seven months or so, you were all stuck there in that one side of the warehouse. Luckily you found rooms to be in with everyone. John, you, Sollux, and Karkat were gonna room together, Rose, Roxy, Aradia, and Kanaya together, Gamzee and Terezi were in separate rooms. You didn't understand why that was the set up, but it was.

You decided to talk to Terezi and see what she was up to.

"Hey, I'm Dave." You don't know how to react so you just stood there. "H1, 1'm T3r3z1. N1c3 to m33t you!" She stood up and smelled up your shirt and up to your face. "MMM, 4nd SM3LL YOU! 4H4H4H4H4!" You were somewhat scared, but she smiled a wicked smile, which you guess was cute, you could see from the corner of your eye Karkat watching you too. He was either still into Terezi or worried about you. You didn't care and kept a conversation with her for a long and good fifteen minutes. You guess. It was ALMOST getting good when Karkat, who was shorter than her (ha), dragged you away to an empty and dark room to talk to you.

"Dude, I was talking to her!" "Shoosh." "C'mon man!" "Shoosh!" "Dude, really I wa-" He pulled you down and clamped his hand on your mouth. "What the fuck did I just tell you? SHOOSH means SHOOSH!" You got kind of scared and you shut the fuck up. "Good, now let me tell you what happened to cause it to be just us." You nod and he breathes in, sighing loudly. "Okay, so it started-"

FLASHBACK (you are Karkat Vantas):

You looked around, not knowing how to approach things as the leader. Vriska was doing her normal bitchy shit, Tavros was playing with his girly game cards, Equius was who fucking knows where with Nepeta, Terezi was probably being herself, who fucking KNOWS what your fiancee did anymore, Gamzee was...you didn't know where Gamzee was. Kanaya, Eridan, Feferi, and Sollux we're in the main area. This was the very beginning of the trouble.

Basically, Sollux and Aradia broke up so Sollux went for Feferi. Eridan didn't like that.

"Sol, wwhy are you talkin to my girl?" "Your giirl? 2he's MY Mate2priit! Fuck off fii2hdiick." Long story short, Eridan tried, and almost succeeded, in killing Sollux (he is now blind), he killed Feferi, and if Kanaya didn't use her chainsaw and kill Eridan, she would have died too (she DID die, but you revived her and THEN she killed him...yeah).

Later you went and talked to Vriska, which was a pain. "Vriska, what the fuck are you doing?" "Oh, Karkat! Hi! I didn't see you coming in." "You fucking know I came here to tell you tha-" "That Eridan and Feferi are dead and that Kanaya is now a rain8ow drinker? Really Karkat, you had to tell me THAT? I already know this." "Jegus fuck Vriska, never mind the-" You soon saw Tavros laying on the ground, a lance through his chest. "Vriska, what the FUCK did you do?" "Tavros? Oh he had it coming. He was 8itten, I was doing EVERYONE a FAVOR!" "Whatever, just, throw him outside with Eridan and Feferi later okay?" "Alright, alright."

Later you went to go see Equius and Ne- OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD! You had NO IDEA how it happened. Equius was shot in the knee and his neck had wire all around it, Nepeta meanwhile had a crack in her head. Purple blood was on her cat claws and her neck was bitten. Equius' arm was bitten too. Whoever killed them did the whole group some good. You soon noticed his glasses missing and in a replacement, next to him was Terezi's glasses. You had no idea who did this.

Later on, you saw Terezi stab Vriska in the back. Literally. With her Cane. It was brutal. You made out with her after that. It was hot. Nevermind that, you soon saw Gamzee, a blind Sollux, Aradia in her "Maid of Time" costume (fit with wings), Kanaya, and all of you were alone. You later that week caught Gamzee and Terezi making out, and that's when you broke the engagement. You got over her quick, but you also ended your Moirailegence with Gamzee, which killed you. After a half month after that you met Dave and that was that.

"-and that was it!" You look down at the troll in amazement of that tale. You immediately hugged him, shocked that he dealt with all THAT while he was locked up. That was awful to hear, worse to live you bet. He hugged you back, not knowing what he was doing. He soon went to leave, before you stopped him.

"What?" You didn't know what to say, and your reaction was rather stupid. You pulled him closer to you, leaned down, and pressed your lips gently onto his. He, of course, wrapped his arms around your head and kissed you back, closing his eyes...you guess your eyes were closed when you kissed him. After about two minutes you pull away and look down at him, he blushed slightly, soon recovering from it and leaving. You then kick the wall because YOU JUST FUCKING KISSED HIM THAT IS A FUCKING *NO* FOR TWO LEADERS TO KISS!

So, you hate AND love yourself because you did something you regret AND liked very much. God that was confusing you.