== A.N. ==
Another short drabble!
I was bored so I took a break from studying and wrote this
I hope it was funny….. Cuz I tried
See u at the end
ENJOY!
Book of Texts: Naruto (Chapter three)
Sai to Naruto
Sai: You suck balls
Naruto: WTF was that for?! I didn't do shit to you!
Sai: I know
Naruto: Then?
Sai: I also know you're gay
Naruto: So
Sai: Wait you're gay?
Naruto: Yeah
Sai: Oh
Naruto: What
Sai: Me too! High-five!
Naruto: I was lying
Sai: Do I still get a high-five tho?
Naruto: Ye *high-fives Sai*
Sai: Yay!
Naruto: So why did you text me that?
Sai: I was reading a book and it said some people make big deals out of small things and I thought to myself that balls are small and I thought about you and I wanted to try it on you and see if it was true
Naruto: Dick….
Sai: Ey! I have one of those! (:D)
Naruto: -_-
Sai: Its ok if you don't have one, I'll accept you anyways
Naruto: Why are you abscessed with my genitals?
Sai: Because I don't know if you're and ugly flat girl or a boy
Naruto: I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M A BOY! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!
Sai: And I told you I won't believe you unless I see it
Naruto: AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU!
Sai: As far as I know, you have a little choad and that's why you won't show me…. (A.N. since I'm a nice person for all of you that don't know what a choad is; it's a small chubby dick, there I saved you from getting scarred for life if you would've googled this)
Naruto: That's not going to make you show you….
Sai: Eh I tried
Naruto: Whatever
Sai: So… is Sasuke Taken?
Naruto: Why are you asking this?
Sai: Because he's your "friend"
Naruto: -_- jerk
Sai: So is he or not?
Naruto: No….
Sai: Yay!
Naruto: Why yay?
Sai: Because now I can ask him out (: D)
Naruto: If you do, Sakura may kill you….
Sai: No she won't
Naruto: What makes you so sure?
Sai: She's into that Yaoi shit, like Tsunade
Naruto: Which means?
Sai: If she finds out she might even help me get laid
Naruto: ….
Sai: So yeah
Naruto: Ok…
Sai: Now if you excuse me imma go get me some Sasuke ass (:3)
Naruto: EW
Sai: I bet he's tight…..
Naruto: Ok I'm done, bye!
Sai: Don't let the door hit you in the ass! (:D)
Naruto: -_- jerk
Sai: I thought you were leaving
Naruto: …
The end!
==A.N==
I don't know I was expecting it to be funnier…..
Any comments?
I've been working on the stories more yay!
Well as you know I love you! (Ugh it's annoying me how long it takes me to finish writing my stories….)
Have some Kandy! *gives you a mystery candy bag*
Bye!