Disclaimer:
Me:Oh MY GawD:O
Emmett:OME?Is that a monkey?
's paper a very important paper
Emmett:OME!You Own a freaking Monkey!!
Me:No!Emmett I don't own a monkey but I do own twilight:)
Emmett*Confused face*:Since When
Me: Since now. It's on this paper.
Emmett:Ohhh; then let me see
Me: No.
Emmett: Let Me Seeee:(*Pouts*
Me:*Sighs*Fine
Emmett:Hey I may not be bright but this is a picture of Robert Pattinson.
Me:Yeah but I still own twilight*Looks around*
Emmett:?
*Mental hospital workers come in and take me away*
Me: I do own twilight! I do!
Mental worker: Yeah sure you do*Rolls eyes*
Me:*Huffs*
Emmett:*Waves back and smiles*Now where's that monkey
EMPOV:
I got to home depot in 15 minutes cause I had to drive to .Who doesn't put a home depot in forks anyway god people are so stupid.
.It looks good. I wonder If I have enough time to stop for take out? I was Rudely interrupted when my cell phone rang.
"Hell-"I didn't even finish before someone shouted
"DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT KITTEN EMMETT OR SO HELP ME GOD; YOU WON'T SEE ROSE FOR MONTHS!"Alice screamed
"I wasn't going to eat it, I was going to drink ."I said obviously. I mean sometimes my family is so stupid. I shook my head.
"Well then don't you dare eat or drink from it Emmett."She commanded more calmly.
"Fine"I huffed then closed the phone.
Damn Pixie I thought
I walked up to the front doors of home depot and looked around for some paint.
I found a cart and was about to grab it when a little boy about 6 who was wearing a baseball uniform came in front of me and started to pull the last cart out of the little silver thingy.
I put my hand on the cart and looked at him.
"This is mine"I said proudly.
"No; This is the stores and I'm borrowing it"He said in a matter-a-fact tone.
"It's mine"I said glaring at him
"Nope;Mine"He said pointing to himself
"Says who?"
"Say Me"
"Nope;MINe!M-I-N-E!Mine!"I said glaring
"If you don't let go I'm calling mommy."
"Go ahead I'm not scared of your mommy."
He yelled
A women I'm guessing his mother rushed out of one of the aisle's and spotted him.
"What's going on here?"She asked as she placed a hand on her son's shoulder protectively.
Like I want to eat him I thought
"I was getting a cart when this mean man said it was his. Mommy tell him it's mine"
Whatever My mommy was way better then his mommy
"Sir; let us have the cart."What?
"What?"
"Give me the cart."She said in a hard voice
But ha I'm Emmett she can't take me.
"Nope."
"Sir; This boy is younger then you why won't you be a good miscreant and give him the cart"
"I am not a miscreant;you you old lady;ha!"I exclaimed
"Sir;"She said in a warning voice tugging on the cart.
"Old lady"I said in a hard voice and tugged on the cart.
"Sir; Let this go right now or I will be forced to take action."
"Like what , old lady?" i asked amused
She was about to grab something from her purse.
Oh my gawd she has a gun I thought
I went into action
I pushed her to the ground and she landed with a thud with her son beside her ans she got up I took the cart and ran with it into one of the aisle's. Before I disappeared I saw her pointing at me with her son crying and talking to a police officer.
She was a mean old lady.
Hmm maybe her grandkids don't visit her or maybe she's feels sexually .As if.
-15 minutes later-
I got the Spray Paint, Tools, Eggs, and Toilet Paper already in my cart. Why home depot had Eggs escapes me.
I rushed towards one of the employees and poked there shoulder. It was a he. I could of sworn from the back he looked like a she.
"How may I help you"He said turning .He has pink dots all over his .I want to play connect the dots!
"Sir?"
"Oh yes?"
"You needed something."
"Ummm"What did I need.
"Oh yeah um where's the tape?"I asked
"Oh;Over here follow me"I followed him until we came to the aisle that said TAPE in black bold letters. Wonder how I missed that?
"If you don't mind me asking what do you need the tape for?"
"Oh,I'm kidnapping someone and the tape is to make sure they don't breathe."
His eyes went wide as he gave me silver duck tape. Weird name. It's not a duck.
"Oh and do you have chains."
If possible his eyes widened more.
"Uhh;this way"He pointed.
I got over there and put 10 packs of chains in the cart.
The employee just stood there shocked.
"Thanks for helping"I said waving as I went to the cashier.
Wonder why he was so shocked.
I paid for my stuff then ran to my jeep and put everything up. I got in and headed home.
I got in front of the house and got to work.
-20 minutes later-
I was finished now for kidnapping.
Uh;Alice should see this coming don't know why she didn't want to join me.
I carried the chains around my shoulders and the tape in my pocket. And boy my pocket was huge.
Anyways I their room and got the duck tape ready. I saw a pale face come from behind the wall and I pounced.
He struggled; not sure why. I shrugged as I threw the bag with him in it over my shoulder and heard him curse. I laughed silently.
I grabbed the bag once we were outside and dragged him to my jeep. I threw him in the back knowing it wouldn't hurt him and got in the front. I started to drive. Best day ever!