I do not own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Chapter 3
Well, here goes nothing
Willy Wonka went to his room to prepare note cards for tomorrow's adventure. 'The waterfall mixes the chocolate, makes it light, and frothy.' "That one looks good." He smiled and picked up another note card. 'And one plus one equals two because that's the way those weird math people wanted it to be."
"Hey! This is easier that I thought!" He giggled and picked up yet another card. 'We use commas children because one of those old English people let their pen drip on their paper and instead of admitting they made a mistake, they called it a comma."
Then Willy decided to tackle history. 'Christopher Columbus was this gray haired man who went on a boat, much like the one in my factory, and founded the Americas in 2941.' He figured History deserved at least two. 'During the Civil war Paul McCartney decided to warn the north that the French were coming. So he got on his trusty donkey and shouted, "The Frenchies are coming, the Frenchies are coming."'
Once he was done with history, he thought he might teach the little ones about Loompa Land. "Well, you see children, contrary to many grown ups' beliefs, there is a place called Loompa Land. It is infested with Whangdoodles and green caterpillars. Ew. I wouldn't suggest going there.'
Willy Wonka was very proud of his work and decided to practice his delivery in front of the mirror. "Hello children, collective little boys and girls, I am Mr Willy Wonka, the famous candy maker. I will be your teacher today."
Once he had practiced that several times he decided to go to bed to be fully rested for the morrow.