A/N: Hello all :) This chapter wasn't actually going to be posted until tomorrow, but since my flute lesson was pushed forward an hour and I finished my homework early, here we are. Just curious, was anybody else not able to get on fanfiction between the timeframe of like 9-9:30? It was frustrating me. Anyway, this chapter might stray a bit, but trust me the next one will have some angst in it *hint hint wink wink Father Anderson** Ok so I'm listening to Do Ya Think I'm Sexy and all I can think is DARREN BBY YOU ARE AN ANGEL SENT FROM THE GOD OF SEXINESS

On with the story. Enjoy this chapter guys!

-Morgy

Blaine POV

The drive wasn't as nearly awkward as I expected. Monique and I sang along to songs on the radio which automatically deemed her pretty cool. She also had a good voice. I was just patiently waiting for her to act all slutty again.

We pulled into the restaurant and I noticed Tina's car parked by the employee entrance. She had gotten a job here to take up some of her extra time and give her some extra money for the acting career she so badly wanted to pursue. She might just be able to save me from the date if she is our waitress.

I parked and led Monique to the entrance and told the hostess, "Reservation for Anderson party of two."

She nodded and led us to a secluded table and said, "You're waitress will be Tina. She will be by to get you're drinks in a minute."

Somehow Monique noticed my beaming at this fact.

"Why are you so happy?" she asked accusingly.

"Oh, Tina is one of my friends from school. We are in Glee club together," I explained and waved to Tina when I saw her approaching.

"So is she your girlfriend? Not the girl in New York. Or both? Am I on a date with a player?" Monique started babbling again.

"No, I take relationships one at a time. Plus, Tina has a boyfriend in college. And I should really tell you-" I was cut off by Tina finally arriving.

Perky as ever, Tina said, "Hi, welcome to Breadstix. Can I interest either of you in something to drink?"

"I'll have water, and excuse me while I run to the restroom," answered Monique and she walked in the direction of the restrooms.

Tina then turned to me. "Okay, I know you are still broken up over Kurt, but you seriously decided to take out a girl to dinner?"

"Well, waitress, I was going to say that I'll have diet coke, but since you asked, my father is forcing me to date her. Also, I'm not broken up over Kurt because we are finally together. You should really see this girl when she's not trying to impress the rich parents. Total. Slut." I explained.

"Does she know that you're gay yet?"

"No, and trust me I've been trying to tell her. Every time I try to bring it up someone interrupts me somehow."

"Poor you. We could always have an emergency sleepover like I used to do with Kurt after my shift ends."

"I can't. Promised Kurt a Skype date, so I'll pass until tomorrow."

"You will dish everything then."

I laughed, "Okay, now go waitress some other tables before you get fired."

Tina walked off and I noticed Monique walking back from the bathroom.

"Okay so why was the waitress talking about sleepover's with Kurt? Who's Kurt? Why are you Skyping him after our date. You should be Skyping ME after our date."

"If you will finally let me explain. I'll do it after dinner when there's a lot less people around. How about I take you to the Lima Bean then we can talk."

She nodded, and I was finally happy that I could explain things to her without getting interrupted.

XXX

The Lima Bean only had a few other people in it, so it was as good as it could get if Monique decided to freak out on me.

After getting coffees, I pulled her to a secluded table, and I sat across from her.

"Okay, so you need to explain something to me-" she started then was cut off by my phone ringing.

Of course it was Kurt.

"Hey," I said when I picked up looking at Monique with a fake apologetic look on my face.

"Is your date over yet? Sorry if I'm interrupting anything. I just wanted to hear your voice again. God, I miss you," Kurt basically rambled and I couldn't help but smile.

"You did interrupt something, but I don't really care. I miss you too. Hard to believe I just saw you this morning."

"I know. That feels like ages ago. I bet you want to sleep very badly."

"Oh you have no idea." I could tell that Monique was very confused by my side of the conversation.

"I can forgo the Skype date if you are really that tired."

"No take backs. Under any circumstances. It's in the guy code. From age six to ten."

"Then how old are you?"

"Seven. Monique is looking really confused right now, so I'll talk to you later. Bye."

"Bye, Baby. I love you."

This made me smile, but then I saw Monique patiently sipping her coffee waiting for me to explain.

"Okay," I started, "that was who I was visiting in New York, and I am dating them."

"So you were talking to your girlfriend. I couldn't hear what she was saying exactly, but I heard a girl's voice saying 'Baby' and 'love you'" she said simply.

"Trust me. We would not be on this date had my father known I had a girlfriend." I said and grabbed Monique's hands. "This may come to you as surprising, but that was my boyfriend. He's gay. I'm gay. It's all butterflies in rainbows in my world."

"So that's why you kept rejecting me, and said you were a one relationship kind of guy. So this boyfriend's name is Kurt? Well, honey, if your father wants you to have me instead of some fag, then I'm not disagreeing. I'll have you turned by the end of the month." she smirked and stood up indicating that we were going to leave now.

I really wanted to punch a wall. Now she thinks she can turn me straight.

This'll be fun, I thought sarcastically.

XXX

I collapsed into my bed at home and proceeded to cry my eyes out. Not because I was sad. Just because I was frustrated. Who did this girl think she was? Who did my father think he was? It's all so upsetting.

I quickly pulled myself together and sent a text to Kurt about Skype and turned on my laptop on. Not much later, I saw Kurt's smiling face with the beautiful view of New York City behind him through the window in his bedroom.

"Hey you," I said.

"Hey. I can tell something's wrong, so fess up now before I fly back to Ohio and tickle it out of you," Kurt replied knowing full well that it would scare me into telling him.

"Well, I told Monique that I was gay. She took it well then called you a fag because you were my boyfriend. She then proceeded to tell me that she would turn me straight by the end of the month. Then, I dropped her off at her father's house and came home as fast as I could where I cried for ten minutes then texted you.

"Oh, sweetie. Do you know if her and your father are making her do this? Or she making it her personal goal to turn the gay boy straight? If it's option two then I can help you because one of Rachel's NYADA friends tried to do that to me a few months ago. Needless to say, she and Rach aren't very close anymore."

"As much as I know that would help, I think it's like a 75/25 deal here. Mostly the fact that my father wants me straight then she wants to be the first slut in history to turn a gay man straight."

"Hmm, well we really need to figure this girl out."

"We can do that later. How are things on the Chandler front?"

"We got a court date. It's not going to be anything big. We won't need you as much as I would love to have you back out here in my arms."

"As long as things are going well and Uncle Ken gets him put in prison."

"Blaine, honey, you look exhausted. Get some sleep. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I love you." he blew a kiss towards the screen.

"Love you too," I said and made my weirdest kissy face to hear Kurt's giggle. I disconnected the call with a smile and proceeded to fall face-first into my pillow and fell asleep instantly.

Sooo what do you guys think? Leave your thoughts in a review.

Random question of the day: To those who watched Pitch Perfect, who noticed the jab at Glee with "confused sexuality" in the beginning? I laughed so hard. Answer in a review and we can discuss Pitch Perfect together!