While Harry was stripping for Draco, Ron came in and was like, 'OMGWTF?' And Draco was all,

'This isn't what it looks like!'

Ron was like, 'So what is it?' looking at Draco's crotch and all.

'Well, it is, but I'm undressing because I'm HOT.'

* reverting back to normal method of dialogue in this story *

Harry: You ARE hot Draco.

Ron: WTF HARRY.

*Skips to other characters, because this one just carries on like this. Draco suggests a threesome, and Ron goes 'OMGWTF' as usual, 'cos he can't say much else. But Ron is definitely straight, so nothing happens. *

James: I'm glad we're together.

Scorpius: I'm glad you're my fuck-buddy.

Together: Yeah.

Scorpius: It is a shame about that threesome though…

James: Eww. He's my BROTHER. That's INCEST.

Scorpius: Doesn't stop middle-aged women writing erotic fanfiction about it though.

James: I'm cross. Don't talk to me.

Scorpius: NOW I see why everyone thinks you're so much like your father.

James: Nobody loves me.

Scorpius: Oh God.

James: Everyone's against me.

Scorpius: Here we go…

James: NO ONE CARES! My life sucks, and my boyfriend likes my brother, and my parents are DEAD.

Scorpius: No, they aren't.

James: SHUT UP.

Rose: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sooorrrooow.

Hugo: Shut up Rose.

Rose: But I'm in love with a GAY guy.

Hugo: Who?

Rose: SCORPIUS!!!

Hugo: He's GAY?

Rose: Where have you been? Hiding under a rock? He's been fucking James!

Hugo: James is GAY?

Rose: * facepalm *

Ginny: I wonder where-

Hermione: In the cupboard.

Ginny: And I've misp-

Hermione: Under the desk.

Ginny: …?

Hermione: I'm very clever.

Ginny: I th-

Hermione: I know.

Ginny: I hadn't even fin-

Hermione: I know. I'm brainy, remember.

Ginny: Screw-

Hermione: Me, yes. Do you ever say anything interesting?

Ginny: Well I think we should-

Hermione: Fuck. With handcuffs and chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

Ginny: …I can go with this.

* blackout *

A/N: Here is the latest instalment for all people that might be reading this. I know the first two chapters are also posted on my original page, but as this story is a joint effort I wanted to create a joint account. So, please, review so I can be happy!!!!