BPOV

I curled up in Edward lap and purred when he began stroking my fur.

"Awww." Everyone said. I smiled slightly.

Time for a 'cat nap!'

EmPOV (THATS RIGHT! I WENT THERE!)

I picked up kitty Bella and ran to the yard.
"MEOW Let me down!" Bella said. AND IT RHYMED.

"I have to train you!" I said.

I sat her in the grass and did my magic.

"Sit. Siiiit! SIT!" I kept saying. She sighed and sat.

"YAY!" i said and ran at vampire speed to the fridge and picked up the big bucket of tiny, baby fish i got from the dolphin feeding place after hearing about Bella.

I picked up a fish and threw it toward her. She gulped it down in only 2 or 1 minute! WOW!

"STAND!"

Fish for her.

"JUMP!"

Fish for her.

"RUN AROUND!"

Fish for her.

BOOOOOOM!

I got a idea!

"Bella! Play dead for all the fish!" I said smiling.

She got on her back and stayed very,very,very,very VERY still!

"WOW!" i said.

"Now stay still no matter what i do or say or what happens!"

She nodded slightly.

I screamed and threw a packet of animal blood on Bella so it looked like she really was dead. I put a trace of the blood to the forest as if a animal killed Bella then went to the forest. HAHAHA!

"EDWARD! ALICE! ROSE! EVERYONE COME LOOOK LOOOOOOOOK!" I said as i got on my knees and sobbed.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND!" Edward yelled as he ran to poor Bella. WINK WINK!

"Bella w-was just chilling then a bear came over and was all l-like RAWR! And then he just KILLED HER! SEE THATS HER BLOOOD!" I sobbed like it was real.

"I'.It." Edward growled and ran into the forest. A few minutes later he returned holding a dead bear, not drained, but dead. I smiled. I ran to it and drank it.

HMMM! BEAR BLOOD!

"EMMETT! I WAS GOING TO BURN THAT!" Edward said.

"COME GET THE FISH!" I yelled and Bella jumped up and ran to the bucket.

"IT WAS A JOKE! SHE CAN PLAY DEAD! THAT BLOOD ISN'T HER BLOOD!" I said smiling.'
"EMMETT!" Edward growled and chased me as i ran in the forest yelling 'ROSE! ROSIE! ROSE! MAMA! I WANT MY MAMA!'

"Is this...BLOOD?" I heard Bella scream. OH NO! NOTHING IS MORE DANGEROUS THEN A MAD PUSSY CAT!