Heat Week

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Hi everyoneeeowww ha sorry just in a bit of pain after Tigresses clawing and punches nothing major just a few broken bones ,bruises here and there and some deep slashes to the lower regions anyway I wanted to thank everyone who is supporting me it means a lot.

Rated M

I don't own kung Fu Panda (Man this is getting annoying to write)

"Hi Deus what's up?"

"Well let's see Po I'm over the moon, I feel happy and in full serenity while over it."

"Really!? That is awesome!"

"Po I'm not serious let me spell it out for you...I AM IN AGONY BECAUSE OF YOU PANDA!"

"ME?! WHAT DID I DO?!"

"OH LET ME THINK DO THE WORDS DON'T TELL TIGRESS I AM WRITING ABOUT HER HEAT CAUSE SHE WILL KILL ME RING A BELL! I MEAN IT IS SO OBVIOUS PO WRITING ABOUT A FEMALE TIGERS HEAT IS THE SAME AS WRITING ABOUT WOMENS PMS BAD !JESUS!"

"Oh he he sorr (throws lamp at Po) owww what was that for?"

"JUST DON'T!Po do not say the S word until you know my pain"

"Oh OK well bye, hope you get better soon"

"Fucking idiot, anyway here is the story, enjoy I hope it was worth the pain."

chapter 3: The Tiger lily and The shady spots

During breakfast Po could not help but keep peeking at Tigress at any chance he got when he was cooking up the bean buns he looked at her, when he served the Five he gave her bowl first and inbetween eating he took quick ones however this did not go unnoticed as a particular green mantis with a cheeky nature more than a monkey said

"Po are you dating Tigress or are you just trying to date her?" Mantises question was outloud and not a whisper,Po nearly choked on a dumpling and Tigress snaped her chopsticks after Viper helped Po with his dumpling problem they both blushed furiously with Po he was as red as a tomato but with Tigress all you could make out was a slight ting of red guess it's better to have orange fur.

"Wh wh what? Ha ha goo good one Mantis what gave you that idea?" Po stuttered the first part out and he really wish he didn't.

"Oh he stuttured it seals the deal Po is dating Tigress!" Mantis laughted so hard he thought his head would pop off before a female consumed it Monkey and Crane a bird who where's a straw hat joined in with a sing song.

"Po and Tigress sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. OW!" All three males said at the same time as they recieved a swipe from Vipers tail before saying.

"Grow up and act your age!" Viper knew Po had a crush on Tigress and also knew Tigress was in heat because she told her the night before so she knew that if they continued their song it would make Tigress want to pounce on Po and take him because of the more sexual version of the song.

"ME AND PO ARE NOT DATING!" TIGRESS ROARED PO JUMPED IN WITH "YEAH WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!

"Then why were you taking a peek at Tigress at each point of making and serving food" Po Mantis said with a cheeky grin.

Pos thoughts "OH NO! HE SAW THAT!? DAMN! OK TELL HIM YOU THOUGHT SHE LOOKED UNWELL NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH JUST SAY CAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!"

"CAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!" everyone's jaws and beaks just dropped.

Pos thoughts "OH FUCK! I DID IT AGAIN!"

Tigresses thoughts "Did he just say I was beautiful wow HE SAID I WAS BEAUTIFUL! No Tigress don't get excited this is po he is your friend he is paying you a compliment."

Everyone elses thoughts "WHAT!? They soon voiced it "WHAT!?"

Po though that he was done for he just said Tigress was beautiful in front of her but when he looked at her she simply just smiled.

"Thank you Po come on everyone we better head to the main gates" she left after saying that leaving Po and the others gob smacked but Po quickly recovered and left before the others started asking questions.

"About time now that's 250 alomode cookies please" Viper stated and wore the biggest grin of her life at the victory.

"Damn it" the three males replied

After checking all of there camping gear was in order they all made there way to the gate where shifu was.

"Ah students are you ready?"

"Yes master!"

"Good then follow me to the ladies of the Shades camp"

"WHAT!?" everyone screamed but Po

We're going to the Ladies of the shades camp awesome! Po said full of joy.

Pos thoughts "Awesome! I get to see Song again I wonder how she has been probably busy retraining the ladies themselves to be good guys oh this is going to be so cool!"

Tigresses thoughts "Oh no not them especially not HER if that spotted little HARLOT thinks she is taking my panda! WAIT WHAT!? GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF TIGRESS HE IS JUST A FRIEND GET YOU HORMONES IN CONTROL!

But Tigress could not suppress her growl at the thought of Po and Song together.

Shifus voice was calm and collective but still in the way of the master "We are going there to learn their style of fighting for a while so that we can increase our combat abilities that is all."

"Yes master" was the students quick response

Po didn't care he had to do training he was just happy to go see an old friend as were the others of course as usual Monkey and Mantis were planning to talk up the ladies,Crane just wanted to be beside Viper all the time and Viper and Tigress were going to have a girl talk about the situation.

Heading through the forest to the compound Tigress and Viper began their talk

"This is not right what do we need to learn from a thief!" Tigress said annoyed at the fact but knew it wasn't the reason she was mad.

"Tigress two things: One she is a former thief and she is doing good in the world now.

Two that is not the reason you are angry and don't want to go it is because you feel threatened by her as your heat is driving you right now."

"Threatened!? Ha what utter nonsense! Why should I feel threatened!?" Tigress asked trying to remain neutral but failed miserably.

"Oh yeah then I suppose your not worried if Po talks to Song maybe even dates her?"Viper said in a teasing and knowing way.

"OVER MY DE..! I mean of course." Scolding herself mentally for falling into such an obvious trap.

"Ohhh OK then" Viper said complete with a cheeky smile on her face.

With Po and the others

"Hey Po are you going to try to get Song?" Monkey asked

"What do you mean?" Po said looking confused

"You know what we're on about are you going to try and make her your lady friend? Mantis said ever so slyly but Po being Po said

"I already have her as a lady friend" Po stated

"Oh for all our ancestors sake! Are you going to try and make her your girlfriend!? Monkey and Mantis shouted in annoyance.

"WHAT!? No she is just a friend!" Po said embarrassed

"Oh yeah just like you and Tigress are just "FRIENDS" right? Crane said in a sarcastic tone.

"Well what about you and Viper? Po countered.

Crane throat went dry and his heartbeat increased Crane thoughts OH NO! AM I THAT OBVIOUS!?

For now the heat was drawn to Crane as Monkey and Mantis played "Get the Love confession"with Crane leaving Po alone in thought.

Pos thoughts "Me with Song ridiculous! Why would they suggest that I mean it's not that she is ugly she's beautiful just like Tigress although she is a lot more sweet and open and of course any man would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend she is amazing and her body rivals that of Tigress so shapely and well supported in the all the right areas... OH NO BAD THOUGHTS! BAD THOUGHTS! (After calming down the rising dragon)But I don't think she would want for well the same reason as Tigress wouldn't I am just a big, fat, stupid panda and there both two amazing women they both can do better than me!

Pos thought were interrupted when a female voice screamed happily

"PO YOUR HERE!" Po looked up only to be pounce on and given a warm hug by none other than the beautiful Leopardess he was thinking of before he could tell by her sweet and full of joy voice that it was her eventhough her fur was the same as the rest grey spotted and white mixed that almost sparkled in the sunlight but the most noticeable difference was her breasts size as Pos face was shoved into them by "accident" they were bigger than before again possible due to her not wearing her wrap.

"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" song said putting her head down to stroke the top of his head in a friendly way but with each movement here breasts kept shaking up and down in Pos face making him think "I KNEW IT I DIED WHEN SHEN SHOT ME WITH THAT CANNON NOW I'M IN HEAVEN!"

Po although reluctantly managed to dislodge his head from her booby trap and said

"Nice to see you two, I mean to" Po said embarrassed

Song got off Po "Welcome to you guys as well?!"

Song looked at the rest of the Jade palace with joy and confusion as their jaws had hit the floor.

Shifus thoughts "How does the panda do it? He gets girls to do such things without trying! I never thought I would say this but maybe I should take some pointers from Po in the art of courting."

Crane,Mantis and Monkey thoughts "LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!"

Viper thoughts "Wow! Did not see that coming Tigress has got her work cutout to match this girl."

Tigress thoughts "THAT BITCH! I AM GOING TO RIP THOSE GIANT TITS OFF OF HER AND FORCE FEED THEM TO HER SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT!"

"Uh guys" Po said waving a hand in each of their faces

That snapped them out of it "Oh our apologies" "No problem, come on in! Song said in a voice that even Tai Lung or Shen could no refuse.

Song extended her hand to the entrance bowing in respect, Tigress gave a low growl inside but followed the others inside,when they had entered Song smiled seductively in her bow.

Songs thoughts "Soon Pooo, you shall be mine!"

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"Deus"

"TIGRESS! OH NO YOUR HERE TO FINISH ME OFF! HELP!"

"No I'm here to apologies I shouldn't have hurt you! I'm just going crazy from all the hormones."

"Oh okay and I'm sorry for... (Looking over to the door seeing Po wave some sort of scroll saying Fluttering Finger Mindslip) not taking into account of your feelings."

"It's okay(Tigress hugs me) I forgive you bye and get well soon

Bye (when Tigresses back is turned I give po a thumbs up and he returns it)

Deus 12 signing off