Chapter 3
Yay, I'm back! Hello everyone!
Hahaha, it seems I'm too talkative in my last entry but never mind. Internet's all about not being yourself anyway! Today I'm typing comfortably under Tunafish's bed. It seems Sour One figured out that I was the one who stole his laptop and chased me around town. I'm still trying to think how he figured it out. :D
It was so much fun; I hope we get to play again! :P And yes, I am stalking Tunafish's dust bunnies!
Since I've started this, I might as well continue until I'm bored. So, here's the second bullet point! Ah, I'm getting straight to the point again…
SECOND BULLET POINT: Don't say the whole truth, just half truths.
RESULT: Getting away with crime with a slight misunderstanding and a dash of confusion.
And on with the experiment…
Tunafish: MUKURO! Get out from under my bed and give me back my ********************! *tugs The Great Me*
The Great Me: Oya? In a hurry to do something indecent to me?
Tunafish: *drops my legs instantly*NO! Why are you in my room again?
The Great Me: But I got nowhere to spend the night for a while (since I can't go back to Sour One's "house" again)!
Tunafish: Then why didn't you stay at Ken's or Chikusa's place?
The Great Me: Ken is out (looking for my blood since I took his teeth thing) somewhere and I got in a little fight with Chikusa (since I took the liberty to swipe his glasses)… *puppy-eyed*
Tunafish: …Eh…*thinks for a while* Then...I guess it's okay to stay…But only for one night! God, sometimes I'm just too nice...
The Great Me: Really? Then I promise I won't cause you trouble! I'll get out of your way now (and finish collecting the dust bunnies under your bed)! *crawls back under bed*
Tunafish: Hey, wait!
The Great Me: *pokes head from under the bed* By the way, you do know that Ken and Chikusa are living together, yes?
Tunafish: What?
The Great Me: Jya ne! *goes back under the bed*
Tunafish: …..what?
Hmm…life under Tunafish's bed doesn't seem too bad… /
Love, Rokudo Mukuro.
P.S Hey, I just realized I'm a kleptomaniac!
A/N: Poor Tunafish. He keeps running into terrible luck doesn't he?