Dorkcest (JohnxJade)

Your name is John Egbert, and you are in BIG TROUBLE. Your dad just figured out you've been flirting with this girl named Jade Harley for some time. He read through the pesterlogs. He says you're too young to have a girlfriend, but you're 13 for pete's sake! You think you can handle yourself! You're pretty sure she liked you back too, though that might just be you being full of pride. Which you almost never are. You've sent some photos of yourselves to know what the other looks like, and she is really cute in your opinion. Now, you have one goal in your mind: you MUST make your dad give your computer priveleges back! You walk downstairs into the kitchen to confront him.

"Son, what are you doing?" Your father sternly asks. "I told you that you were grounded and you have to stay in your room."

"Dad, stop treating me like a little kid!" You argue. "I can handle a relationship, you're just way too strict to let me ever be in a romance with someone!"

"Son, I never even started considering a relationship until I was at least fifteen!"

"I'm my own individual, Dad. If you can't understand that, then I guess you can't understand me, CAN YOU?" You swing your trusty hammer at him. "FOR JAAAADE!"

ONE LENGTHY STRIFE LATER...

A strife sure is tiring. You and your dad are panting. You haven't done this in a while, it was actually very refreshing. It was for him too, you could tell.

"Son..." He gasps for breath. "You've fought well. It's been a while since we've had a nice strife. I will let you talk to Jade. But no meeting up with her until you are AT LEAST fifteen."

This is like winning the lottery to you. Those words that come out of his mouth not only give you pride and confidence, but it makes you feel like you won for some reason. What's the first thing you do? RUN UP THE STAIRS AND TALK TO JADE NOW.

ghostlyTrickster [GT] has began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 5:38 PM

GT: jade!

GG: hi john! :D

GG: did you finally get un-grounded from your dad?
GT: yeah, but it took a while. that strife lasted waaaaaaaay too long.

GT: it was really tiring too. i fought well and hard though!

GG: so, uh, sorry for getting you grounded john...we should really be more careful about what we talk about. :(

GG: or what we don't want us being caught talking about! :D

GT: woah there jade! what're you implying?

GT: we don't really talk about anything bad, he just thought we were flirting with each other.

GG: yeah, whatever. why is your dad so against us being playful anyway?
GT: i dunno. he mentioned something about him not being in a relationship until he was fifteen.
GT: which reminds me, we can't see each other until I'M fifteen, how unfair is that?

GG: oh no! D:

GG: its not like we really could see each other anyway, but i was hoping i could like get on a boat or something?

GG: there isnt any airplanes on my island so its kinda hard to think about it...

GT: did you watch any of the movies i recommended?

GG: oh no! i cant believe i forgot!

GG: i am so sorry john! i forgot to put a reminder on my finger!

GT: nah, it's ok. they're movies, you can see them any time.

GG: hey, i made some new clothes today! would you like to see them?

GT: yeah, sure!

GardenGnostic [GG] sent ghostlyTrickster [GT] cloooooooothes_png

Hell yes. Time to add this to the secret archive you have on your computer. THE JADE ARCHIVE. Okay, it's not that creepy. It's just a couple pictures of her that she sent you. She is so adorable though.

GT: that looks really cute on you, jade!

GG: awww, you really think so?

GT: yeah! not that anything couldn't make you look cute, of course!

GG: oh my god john, you are SUCH a dork! :B

GT: :B

GG: but its nice to hear that i did a good job! these are my first clothes ive created!

GT: well nice job!

GT: have you gotten taller? it seems like you've gotten taller since last time!

GG: i guess so, haven't i?

GG: yeah, i guess i'm entering the starting stages of puberty. not gonna be fun. D:

GT: oh well, at least you'll still have me!

GT: er, us. our friends. dave, rose, and me.

GG: just you works too, john! :D

GT: oh stop it, you.

GG: hehe, back to clothes, what are you wearing today?

GT: oh, just my awesome green ghost slime shirt you got me for my birthday!

GT: i still really can't thank you enough for it! i love this shirt.

GG: pic?

GT: oh yeah, sure.

ghostlyTrickster [GT] sent gardenGnostic [GG] lol dork in clothes_png

GG: still adorable as usual, john

GG: you've grown a bit taller too!

GT: i have? sweet!

GT: i'm going to get all the ladies.

GG: you're going to grow up to be so cute!

GT: jaaaade! that's not a word you use to describe guys.

GG: but its sooooo true!

GG: i love the way you are john~

GG: i love the way you type

GG: i love you john! hehe :B

GT: uh

GT: are you joking or

GT: do you really love me?
GG: hehe, depends on your answer!

GG: would you love me back?

GT: um...

GT: jade, this is so cliche, have you really been watching the movies?
GG: maaaaybe. ;)

GT: jade, you're so cute the way you talk, the way you are.

GT: of course i love you.

GT: you're so precious.

GT: ugh, gotta go for dinner promise you'll talk to me afterwards?

GG: of course! :D

GT: :D

ghostlyTrickster [GT] has stopped pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 6:05 PM

A/N: The more I think about this ship, the more adorable it gets! Unfortunately, my time was once again limited, and I want to update this once a day so I can get this finished hopefully before February. Also, I would like to mention that JohnxDave is really kind of a ship I don't like, so sorry if last chapter was kind of suck. I forgot to mention a reviewer last time. Dx FORGIVE ME. Brainless me is brainless. Also don't call me ForcedIntoFandoms, call me catchingAngles. :D

ThePersonFromYourNightmares-Totally doing this. Gotta do all the ships. But yeah, prepare for all of them. There's going to be a lot, so have fun with that!

Once again, Review, blah blah blah, this is the third time I've told you, you should get it by now. Also, thank you for the two followers and the two favoriters of this fanfic! I'm thinking about not doing the alpha trolls, so that's up for debate with the cherubs. Next ship: JohnKat. Review who's perspective you want it from! I'm thinking of doing Karkat's perspective next, because I've done John three times in a row. If you guys want me to write for John though, I'll write for John. Anyway, toodloo! (THIS CHAPTER IS OVER 1000 WORDS. :O)