A/N: No Beth, oh! and Fafaberry!

Also the title is after LMFAO's song

"Menage a Trois" Chapter Three "La La La"

Just as Quinn had said about the Latina twins they did exactly what was expected of them. The Lopez twins were giving them evil glares all day and gave Rachel sexy smiles. So in return the blonde twins never left Rachel's side. For days the girls followed Rachel around; not like stalking or being annoying kind of way but just enough to make it cute and sweet.

Quinn and Charlotte walked in the cafeteria spotting Rachel sitting with the other popular kids laughing and talking.

"Sit here, I'll bring Rachel over." Quinn said to Charlotte who nodded and sat down.

Quinn strutted over to Rachel and wrapping her arms around her neck whispering "Hi, baby."

"Hey." Rachel smiled chuckling, she turned her head to meet Quinn's lips.

"Come sit with us." She said softly in her ear.

Rachel nodded and grabbed her Gatorade.

"Awwww!" Azimio cooed laughing with the rest of the table (Well except the Lopez Twins; they just rolled their eyes.) "Just like that!" he snapped his fingers. "Damn Rach, a few dates and your already whipped. It hasn't even been a week yet."

"Man shut up." Rachel laughed chucking Puck's water bottle at him.

Quinn smiled taking Rachel's hand and walked towards Charlotte.

"Dude you know Rae is totally gonna tap that." Puck said watching his best friend with the twins.

"Both of them." Sam chuckled shaking his head.

"How does she do it?" Dave asked in disbelief.

"She's a hot Jew like me bro!" Puck wiggled his eyebrows.

"She has the three S's. Smart, Sexy and full of Suave." Alejandra said watching Rachel retreat with Quinn.

"What's Suave mean?" Dave asked.

"It's like swagger." Sam explained.

"Plus she's everything you aren't." Santana snarled. "Come on Ale, we need to talk." Santana dragged her sister all the way to a corner by Rachel and the Fabray twins who were giggling at something Rachel had said too them.

"I don't like this." Alejandra said sternly.

"Well neither do I, Rachel is ours. We claimed her, we took her V-card last year and did it multiple times." Santana growled.

"Best fuck ever." Ale said blankly.

"Yeah." Santana repeated but deep down she thought Brittany was. Which had scared her too death because she felt something tug on her heart strings especially when she lied to Brittany telling her she meant nothing to her. Sure Rachel was great in bed but Brittany had a point it was much better with feelings; but now she was too late and Brittany found a new love in Artie.

"Anyway what's the plan?" Alejandra asked.

"We go for Rachel's weakness. Music." Santana smirked evilly.

Meanwhile with Rachel and the Fabray twins

"So are you nervous about tonight's game?" Quinn asked after Rachel took a swig of her drink.

"Not really." Rachel smiled.

"What made you join the team?" Charlotte asked.

"Well it was Freshmen year when I was in soccer and football was in off season, Coach Beiste saw how I played in soccer and asked if I could join the football team in a scrimmage the next day. So I did and she saw how fast and easily I ran and dodged on the football field and asked if I would tryout next year. So I figured since soccer is in the off season when football is on then why not?"

"What did your dad's say?" Charlotte asked.

"They said they were bullied by football players." Rachel chuckled. "My dad's are kind of out of it, when they find a new species, or a new country that needs their help then they kind of go off into their own little world."

"Well I can guarantee you that if you win tonight's game then you, me, and Charlotte will be in our own little world." Quinn said leaning closer. "All. Night. Long."

Rachel became slightly flushed. "I thought you both were virgins?"

"It doesn't mean that our body's aren't ready." Quinn replied.

"What happened to celibacy?" Rachel chuckled.

"That flew out the window the day we met you Freshmen year." Quinn said.

"You were so sweet." Charlotte smiled.

"Sexy as hell." Quinn smirked.

"Funny." Charlotte added.

"Amazing voice." Quinn smiled.

"When you sweat you look really hot." Charlotte blushed.

Rachel laughed shaking her head. "You two are somethin, so you both have had a crush on me since Freshmen year?"

Both girls nodded.

"I never would have thought about you too secretly wanting me."

"Why?" Quinn asked.

"Well I knew we were friends but I never thought anything past it because I figured since both of you were Christian you wouldn't even dream about a girl."

"So you liked us too?" Charlotte asked.

"Of course I did...do." Rachel smiled. "What's not to like?"

"Like what?" Quinn smiled coyly.

"Who doesn't like beauty, perfection, and grace?" Rachel said smiling.

The bell rang signaling the end of lunch.

Quinn kissed Rachel softly on the lips while Charlotte pecked her cheek and once on the lips.

"I'll see you both in glee?" Rachel asked.

They nodded smiling watching Rachel walk off in the opposite direction.

"Did your heart just do a somersault?" Charlotte asked.

"Nope mine skyrocketed." Quinn chuckled.

The two girls turned to leave bumping into the Lopez's.

"Stay. Away. From Rachel." Santana stated.

"Last I heard she was with us." Quinn replied straightening up.

"Rachel doesn't date, Fabray." Santana rolled her eyes.

"Really cause she has been wining and dining us since the day we went up to her." Quinn replied smirking.

"Just to get in your pants." Alejandra chimed in.

"No, Rachel wouldn't do that to us." Charlotte said.

"Seriously, what era are you both from?" Santana scoffed.

"Rachel Berry doesn't date. So just stay away from her." Alejandra demanded.

"Or what?" Charlotte stepped up.

"Or I'll punch your face in." Alejandra growled.

"Step off my sister Lopez." Quinn gritted crowding Alejandra.

"Look Fabray one word from us and Rachel will never even look at either of you again." Santana stated.

Quinn and Charlotte scoffed. "Please we have her hooked."

"We took her V-card Fabray which means she will do whatever we ask of her because we are tied together forever." Santana smirked.

"We're not stepping back Santana. Your the ones who stole her from us." Charlotte stated.

"Besides after tonight, she'll never leave us for you." Quinn raised her eyebrow sternly.

"Well then you both better bring your 'A' game cuz me and Ale got it goin on. We know how to give the best fucks and bjs." Santana commented.

"Just ask Rachel." Alejandra smirked at Charlotte.

Charlotte felt angered and lunged herself at Alejandra but Quinn caught her.

Alejandra smirked evilly. "You know Charlie I'd be surprised if their was any cum left in Rachel considering

how many times I've made her cum so hard it could fill a baby water bottle."

Charlotte growled trying to get to Alejandra.

"You better bring it Fabrays cuz I gots me a plan that will make my Berry get down on her knees begging me to let her tap this." Santana smirked and walked away with her sister.

"God, I can't stand them." Charlotte exclaimed.

"It's okay sis, calm down we got this. Tonight, Rachel will be ours."


Rachel stood in the tunnel with the rest of the players when Quinn walked up to her.

"Hey." the blonde smiled.

"Well hey yourself." Rachel smiled back.

Quinn took her hand leading her around the corner. Quinn cupped Rachel's face kissing her to the point where they we're both panting.

Rachel had her hand on Quinn's thigh pressing her against the wall. Quinn broke the kiss knowing that was more than enough.

"Why are you doing this too me right before a game." Rachel laughed.

"I just wanted to remind you what's waiting for you after you win the game." Quinn answered and began to walk away.

"What if I don't win?" Rachel called out smirking.

Quinn shrugged smirking.

"Well I need something for good luck." Rachel smirked.

Quinn walked back to Rachel taking her hand and putting it under her skirt.

Rachel felt her insides twist feeling Quinn's sex completely wet.

Quinn sighed and said. "I would have given you my spanks but I kind of need those unless you want the whole school to see me." Quinn smirked. "Go on. Taste me, you know you want too."

Rachel gulped bringing her finger to her mouth.

"Hopefully that will do huh?" Quinn whispered next to Rachel's ear and strutted away hearing Rachel mummer. "Jesus."

Quinn walked to Santana's side wearing her Queen bitch smirk.

"You know Fabray, you can let her grow with need all you want but in the end these sexy lips." Santana pointed to her lips. "Give mind blowing bjs, and Rachel and I always used to have super hot sweaty up against the wall sex. Something that you and your sister can't even wrap you stupid blonde virgin heads around."

"Your just jealous." Quinn snapped.

Santana scoffed. "Please, if you think Rachel is only going to stay with you and Charlie you must be deluded."

Both girls we're like pitbulls right in each others faces.

"Hey Sandbags, fake nose, shut up!" Sue exclaimed.

"Ugh, my nose is real that was just some stupid rumor Santana made up." Quinn snarled.

"Whatever you'll be cheering in one minute and if one of you ruins my routine your both off the squad got it?"

Both cheerios nodded as Sue walked away then faced each other once again.

"If you still don't believe that Rachel is really into us then look for yourself." Quinn snapped.

Santana turned seeing Rachel still standing where Quinn had left her looking at her finger.

Quinn smirked and ran out cheering getting the rest of the girls to follow as well.

"Quinn!" Charlotte shouted from the stands. Her sister turned still cheering. "Did it work?" Quinn smirked looking over at the tunnel; Charlotte followed her gaze.

"Berry! Stop lallygagging and get your ass over here!" Coach Beiste yelled.

Rachel jogged out seeing Quinn and Charlotte smiling at her together while putting on her helmet.

"Omf!" Rachel had bumped into Coach Beiste. "Sorry coach!" Rachel apologized.

Beiste took hold of her helmet. "I don't know what's got your attention but focus on the game! Now go out there with Hudson and flip the damn coin!"

"Yes mam!" Rachel nodded and jogged over to Finn meeting the other team on the field.


The game was 58 to 42; the Titans were wining, and now they were a shoe in to win since it the ball was now in their hands.

"Berry! Hudson!" Coach Beiste called out. Rachel and Finn got up putting on their helmets as they jogged to coach Beiste.

"It looks like coach Beiste is sending in star running back number three Rachel Berry!" the announcer called out making the crowd go wild.

"Woo! Go Rachel!" Quinn cheered loudly.

"Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!" the cheerleaders got the crowd to chant.

"You know Bob, Rachel Berry may be tiny but she's lightning fast!" one of the announcers laughed.

"You know Jerry it's only half way through the season, it's her Junior year, and first time with a football instead of a soccer ball which she is a master at, as well as this but she already has carried the ball 358 times for 3,121 yards and also scored 44 touchdowns."

"Alright Hudson you're going to hand it to Rachel and Rachel your going to run it."

"But coach number forty-five and fourteen have been on my ass all night." Rachel explained.

"I know fourteen is going to head straight for you and your going to hurdle over him."

"He's tall coach." Finn said looking over at the tall boy.

"He's going to bend so he can take down Rachel. Now tell them to do the pass off." Beiste demanded.

They both nodded running towards their squad.

"Pass off." Finn explained.

"Titans on three." Rachel shouted.

"One, two, three, Titans!" they all exclaimed going to their posts.

"Thirty-six, twenty! Thirty-six, Twenty! Hunt, hunt, hunt!" Finn shouted. Once the game started Finn faked it giving it to Karofsky and then handed it to Rachel.

Rachel started speeding up the field with number forty-five right behind her, and number fourteen in front of her, and an unexpected number eighty-eight coming to her left.

Quinn gasped seeing the three football players looking ready to crush Rachel when she saw Puck tackle number eighty-eight.

Charlotte stood up praying to God Rachel wouldn't get crushed. The crowd was silent thinking Rachel was sure to be tackled down this time but everyone gasped seeing Rachel step on number fourteen's head as he bent down to tackle her. Rachel hurdled over the tall boy and ran with all her might towards the field goal.

The crowd in the stands went wild. Rachel jumped up slamming the ball to the ground hitting her chest. Her team mates grabbed her putting her on their shoulders. Rachel turned her head to see Quinn still cheering, and Charlotte cheering in the stands. They won the game.


Quinn and Charlotte waited patently as Rachel finished washing up. After the game Rachel had a few interviews and then had to shower, and so did Quinn but sadly Quinn didn't get to shower with Rachel.

Rachel finally exited the locker room holding her duffel bag on her shoulder.

Charlotte beamed pulling Rachel in a death squeezing hug. "You were so amazing out there Rachel!"

"Thanks!" Rachel smiled putting her bag down to hug Charlotte properly.

Charlotte pulled back pressing her lips firmly to Rachel's lips.

"You did get us scared though." Quinn chuckled wrapping her arms around Rachel's neck when the brunette turned to her.

"Well I'm sorry." Rachel murmured kissing Quinn sweetly wrapping her arms around her waist. "Now you are in a lot of trouble for doing that to me right before a game." Rachel said raising her eyebrow.

Quinn smiled blushing.

"I got so distracted by you, and you." Rachel said looking at Charlotte.

"What did I do?" Charlotte asked laughing.

"You sat there looking all cute and sweet, that's what." Rachel said making them laugh as she took both hers and Quinn's gym bags walking them out out of the building.

"Ay, yo, Rach!" Puck called out jogging down with Finn, and Sam.

"Whats up?" Rachel grinned.

"We're all going down to my house for a victory party and you have to come." Puck grinned.

"Yeah Rach! God that was so freakin awesome!" Sam exclaimed.

"Yeah totally, captain." Finn smiled.

"Oh, you." Rachel chuckled playfully punching Finn.

"So, you coming?" Puck asked.

Rachel looked at both Quinn and Charlotte, and turned to Puck raising her eyebrow suggestively. "No, I can't. I have to take these lovely ladies out for a bite."

"But-" Finn began.

"Oh! Guys let's go!" Puck hissed grabbing both Sam and Finn.

"Dude?" Sam huffed.

"Code red." Puck whispered harshly.

"Oh...Oh!" Sam exclaimed pulling Finn with them.

"Guys!" Finn whined.

"What's code red?" Charlotte asked.

"No idea." Rachel said blankly. "So where would you ladies like to go out to eat at?"

"Dinner and a movie at our house?" Quinn suggested.

Rachel put Quinn's duffel bag in the girl's trunk. "Sounds good to me. Do you want me to go and get take out and rent a movie or what?" Rachel smiled.

"Um, yeah that sounds perfect." Charlotte nodded.

"What do you guys want to eat?"

"Anythings fine." Quinn answered.

"Sweet, I'll be there in a few." Rachel smiled helping each girl in the car.


When Quinn and Charlie heard the door bell they both shared a secret smile and took a deep breath before running down stairs to answer it.

"I come bearing food." Rachel grinned walking in.

Charlotte tried to snag the blockbuster bag but Rachel moved it raising her eyebrow. Charlotte giggled and kissed Rachel softly on the lips before snagging the bag and jumping on the couch.

Quinn rolled her eyes taking the pizza from Rachel's hand and nipped on her lip. Rachel chuckled inwardly she was with twins, smoking hot twins.

Quinn walked to the coffee table setting the pizza down and walked to the kitchen to get them drinks, napkins, and plates.

"The Notebook, Texas Chain Saw Massacre: the beginning, The Hills Have Eyes, Easy A, and Friday The 13th, wait there's another...Funny Girl?"

Rachel quickly snatched it away. "Uh, that wasn't suppose to be in there."

Charlie raised her eyebrow and jumped on Rachel trying to take it back. "What is that one? Is it a porno?" Charlotte asked giggling.

"It's nothing." Rachel said holding it high behind her while Charlotte laid on top of her.

The duo were so focused on each other that they didn't even hear Quinn step in. Quinn took the movie from Rachel's hand and read the back aloud.

"The life of comedienne Fannie Brice, from her early days in the Jewish slums of the Lower East Side, to the height of her career with the Ziegfeld Follies, including her marriage to and eventual divorce from her first husband, Nick Arnstein." Quinn looked up at an embarrassed Rachel holding the front of the movie up.

"Barbra Streisand? Isn't that a musical?" Charlotte asked sitting back letting Rachel up. "You like musicals?"

"Um, no."

Both twins raised their perfectly shaped eyebrows giving Rachel the 'Oh Really?' look.

"Don't tell anybody?" Rachel chuckled while both blondes smiled and giggled.

"You. Are. So adorable." Quinn stated taking Rachel's jaw in her palm and bringing her forwards in a firm peck.

"Don't worry we won't tell, because now we know something else no one knows about you." Charlotte smiled kissing Rachel's temple.

"What about you?" Rachel asked.

Charlotte raised an eyebrow. "What about me?"

"Well you know about my secret musical obsession, and I know about Quinn being a closeted nerd."

"Hey!" Quinn whined sitting down next to the football player.

"It's hot." Rachel chuckled shrugging earning a quick kiss on the lips..

"I just wanna know something no one knows about you Char." Rachel said brushing the blonde tresses away from Charlotte's face.

Charlotte bit the side of her lip smiling about to speak when Rachel's phone went off.

"Give me second ladies." Rachel said getting up and walking out back. "Hello?" Rachel answered.

"Hey, baby."

"Santana."

"Where are you? This party is not fun at all with out you."

"Yeah! Zero fun!" Alejandra called out.

"I'm with the Fabray twins." Rachel replied.

"Why?...Don't answer that, look Ale and I were wondering if you would sing a song with us. So what do you say?"

"Uh, yeah sure...Look I have to go, bye." Rachel said quickly.

"Bye!" both girls called out softly.

Rachel sighed shaking her head walking back into the living room. "So did one of you pick a movie yet?"

"Friday the 13th." Charlotte said already putting the disc inside the player.

"Sweet." Rachel smiled sitting by the arm rest.

Charlotte stood in front of her with her eyebrow slightly raised while Quinn raised hers higher.

"Uh oh the epic Fabray eyebrow raise. Alright, what did I do?" Rachel chuckled.

Charlotte motioned to the middle as well as Quinn.

"Oh! Okay, I see!" Rachel exclaimed scooting down to the middle putting her feet up while Quinn snuggled into her and Charlotte laying her head on Rachel's lap.

Half way through the movie right when Jason jumped out of no where killing his next stupid human who was dumb enough to be by themselves; both blonde's jumped clutching their hearts.

Quinn pulled her closer hiding her face behind the brunettes shoulder, not wanting to see the blood and guts. Charlotte sat up quickly tucking her head underneath Rachel's chin.

Rachel looked down at both girls sightly chuckling.

"Oh shut up." Quinn muttered still against Rachel's shoulder.

A few minutes later all the running she did from the game was getting the best of her, and making her drift to sleep.

"No, babe don't fall asleep! Charlotte whined.

"Hmm, too comfy...Need sleep." Rachel murmured snuggling deeper and deeper into Quinn's golden hair.

"But who's going to protect us?" Charlotte asked.

No answer; Quinn smirked letting her hand graze up Rachel's thigh cup her crotch.

Rachel's eyes flew open feeling Quinn's hand go higher undoing her belt and jeans.

"I'm up." Rachel replied sitting up straight.

Rachel's eyes nearly bugged out feeling Quinn's soft skin against her now hardening dick.

"I bet you are." Quinn whispered next to her ear.

Rachel looked to her right at Charlotte who was smirking at her.

Quinn straddled Rachel taking in her lips as she felt Rachel grow harder against her thigh. The blonde broke the kiss licking Rachel's lips before dropping slowly to the floor.

"Pull down your pants." Charlotte husked next to Rachel's ear.

"What if your mom comes home?" Rachel whispered.

"She's gone...All weekend." Charlotte husked tucking Rachel's ear with her own teeth.

The brunette propped herself up for Quinn to bring her pants and briefs all the way down.

Quinn licked her lips seeing Rachel's tanned slightly firm dick laying against her left thigh. The blonde reached out lifting it up with her hand hearing Rachel take in a releasing a deep breath while Charlotte took one last tug on Rachel's ear and dropped to her knees with Quinn.

Rachel watched as Quinn and Charlotte ran their tongue slowly up to the head of her dick.

"Oh my goshhh." Rachel chuckled putting her hand on the back of her head. Charlotte smirked getting back up next to Rachel licking the weak spot she found a few days ago.

Rachel watched Quinn lick around her dick just like it was ice cream like she was trying to keep it from dripping. The brunette groaned throwing her head back against the couch tilting her head just enough for Charlotte to keep leaving wet kisses, and to see Quinn sucking her dick.

Quinn had actually been slightly nervous about this because not only has she never once done anything like this (besides touching herself) but because she knew that one of the Lopez twins was Rachel's first and that they both had a lot of experience in this area. So Quinn looked up...How to suck dick right...It was awkward at first for her but she practiced on pop cycles, ice cream, and lolly pops every chance she got.

"Shit Quinn, baby more." Rachel groaned as Quinn repeatedly teased her licking up and down, on the sides.

"More what? Say it." Quinn whispered.

Charlotte smirked against Rachel's neck; her sister always loved having control.

"Suck my dick, Q...Ahhh, fuck yeah." Rachel hissed as Quinn brought her lips in covering her teeth then began to slowly suck on the head going down excruciatingly slow.

Quinn breathed through her nose making her self swallow Rachel's growing shaft.

"Quinnnnn." Rachel smiled lazily with her eyes closed but Charlotte brought her in for a kiss.

Rachel started leaving marks on Charlotte's neck; smirking when she heard Charlotte hum softly. The brunette felt her self buck as Quinn sucked harder.

"Faster." Rachel whispered.

Quinn stopped sucking and licked her hand so she could finish Rachel off. Her fingers gently around Rachel's shaft circling as she went up and down as fast as she could.

"Does that feel good?" Charlotte whispered.

"Fuck yeah." Rachel moaned.

As soon as Quinn noticed Rachel's eyes had shut she knew the football player was very close; she kept jerking as she began going down on Rachel once more.

"Ohhh fuck Quinn...So close!" Rachel groaned feeling the girls everywhere. Quinn had been running her hands up and down her thighs to her smooth stomach while Charlotte made out with Rachel and left her hickeys.

Rachel felt that coil in the pit of her stomach and soon she came inside Quinn's mouth. Quin swallowed smirking at the left over cum on Rachel's stomach. Charlotte bent licking it up to Rachel's lips.

"Holy shit." Rachel sighed heavily as Quinn stood up leaning down to kiss Rachel too.

"When your ready come upstairs." Charlotte whispered getting off the couch and walking upstairs with Quinn close behind.

Rachel let her neck rest on the couch looking up to the ceiling. "Thank you! Thank you!" she whispered smiling up to the Heavens.

A/N: I wanted to thank flipflop555 for helping me [: She's amazing! I wanted to put the sex scene in here but I'm now in the process of moving and I don't have much time to write it and I want it to be a full chapter, or at least try haha but thank you for all of the reviews, and hopefully soon I can update again.