"Who are you?! What are you doing here!?"
Kirby responded, "This is my home! I will protect it till my death!"
"Oh. Well I'm YOUNG dark meta knight. My home was destroyed by Gary-rays. If they don't kill you, they turn you into a Gary Stu. That's why I'm really OP and edgy BTW I hate you and I also hate life and I'm depressed and I have a Reddit and it's also why i aged backwards cuz it makes my abilities even rarer,"
"Yeah yeah yeah. We get it!" The purple puffball replied. "Well, I'm coldsteel.
Girls suck or whatever." He said and flipped his non existent hair in a sassy manner. "Also DMK sucks too. Like, seriously. I fought against you from an alternate universe but nightmare turned me to the darkness and I killed you. Also, I was in the Kirby military and the Kirby fighting academy. Also, ONYX GEMSTONES ARE NOT GIRLY PECK YOU META_KNIGHT_ROCKS214 FROM DEVIANTART KYS!
"What the h-" but Kirby was interrupted by Galacta knight crash landing in front of him as he was chased by morpho knight.
"YOU IDIOT! IMBECILE! HOW COULD YOU LET THOSE TWO ESCAPE!?" Screamed Galacta knight, getting up.
"AND YOU REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU BACKSTABBED ME? Literally... To think that we both-"
"The two are more important than what we've done to each other! We must find them!" Galacta interrupted Morpho's sentence. They both flew off after the young puffball and Turquoise warrior. "Those two?! Ugh. Galacta is gonna try and tear up a planet again, and Morpho is just gonna yell at him again!" Said Coldsteel. "They still do that? Even after the last incident?" Replied Kirby before he ran off to the castle.
You might be asking, "why are morpho and Galacta alive at the same time" and my answer is "because this is a joke"
Or maybe I explain it later on.