THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURES OF A BOY AND HIS MANKEY

by backstreetboyz1997

A collection of stories about a young boy and his Pokémon, Mankey. Their triumphs, their fall outs, their friendship, their disagreements, and most certainly, their love. Plz b nice dis be my 1st story

3. Hankey Mankey

a/n: reveiw to make me happy lol

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Chapter 3: Hankey Mankey

so its monday morning and ur like trying to do math homework

and ur mankey is like jumpin on the table and shit

and ur like "chill out fuckin mankey"

and hes like "make me ur not my real dad"

and ur like "suck my dick mankey"

and then mankey sucks ur dick

and then ur dad walks in and hes like "oh gosh what have i done why i buy you this darn mankey! i know you would dissorpoint me son!"

and then mankey is like "chill the fuck out lol"

and then ur like "fuck off mankey just get the fuck off the table let me do my homework"

and ur dad is like "ur so lucky ur mom is dead to not see this son..."

and then ur mankey evolves while it is suckin ur dick and its like "PRIMEAPE"

and it bites ur dick off