Kitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.
Kitty-sama: My buddy didn't call me back, like he promised. sniff sniff
Renji: Why do you care so much?
Kitty-sama: He's my best friend. If I mean that little to him… bursts into sobs
Renji: If you mean that little to him, then he's not really your friend. Get a new best friend.
Kitty-sama: Will you be my new best friend, Renji? You're my favorite bleach character.
Renji: Ohkay, fine, but you can't beat up your best friend, though.
Kitty-sama: Okay, I guess.
Renji: So, what was the topic for today's show, again?
Kitty-sama: As usual, we have a guest, aside form our usuals. The topic is… Yachiru: Innocent fukutaichou, or evil demon?
Ichigo: She's a demon. I would know. Sits in fetal position rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb
Rukia: Ichigo just has issues with small children. He's like that around Toshirou, too.
Hitusgaya: I… AM NOT A LITTLE KID!!
Rukia: some- one's in de- ni- al
Orihime: let's bring in our guest of honor, now!
Kitty-sama: Hold your horses there, Inoue. We have reviews.
Thanks
for having my review in your story! OMG! Byakuya's gay?! Fan
Girls:No!! Oh well. By the way, give me that URL. LOL!
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Kitty-sama: It's no problem, fluffylover119. love, love, LOVE reviews, so thanks a bunch!
Byakuya: You told people!? You BITCH.
Kitty-sama: Damn right I am.
Renji: What URL?
Kitty-sama: Ignore him, he's a dumbass. I still love him, but he's a dumbass. Wait, what URL?
Ichigo: I don't know.
Kitty-sama: here's the other.
Ichigo has to dress up as a giant strawberry and Byakuya has to dress in drag.
- EmoPandaGirl
Ichigo: Why? Why me? Why not Fred or Jake or something normal?
Kitty-sama: cuz you suck. hands Ichigo strawberry suit put it on.
Ichigo: you can't make me
Kitty-sama: Wanna bet?
Ichigo: … puts on suit
Byakuya: Whaaat?!
Kitty-sama: hands Byakuya eyeliner and black clothes
Byakuya: thaaanks.
Kitty-sama: and you can't take it off all episode, either.
Byakuya: why??
Kitty-sama: ignoring Byakuya guest of honor time!!
Ichigo: Damn, I hoped you'd forgotten.
Kitty-sama: and now, welcome…
Yachiru: ME!
Ichigo: Sobbing uncontrollably
Kitty-sama: So, Yachiru, let's hear it. Are you sweet, or demonic?
Yachiru: Well, I'm sweet, of course!
Kitty-sama: not so fast. We've asked thirteen people what they thought of you, and we will judge based on their answers.
Byakuya: she's scary. I'd definitely vote demon.
Kenpachi: She's sweet. No doubt.
Unohana: She's a darling little fukutaichou. Sweet.
Renji: from my experiences in her squad, I'd say she's more sweet than evil.
Ichigo: Evil. Eeeeeviiiilllllll. (REJECTED for unsurities of sane-ness)
Ikkaku: That thing's a ball of possessed spazziness. Demon.
Yumichika: She calls me ugly. Beautifully evil.
Maki- Maki: she's crazy. I doubt she's sane. She must be a demon.
Aizen: she totally fell for my plan, so I vote sweet.
Gin: Seeing my eyes didn't faze her. Only a demon could take that.
Toshirou: She's sweet.
Rangiku: She's a sweet little girl.
Ukitake: She's so fun to give candy to!
Ichigo: can I take this off now? it's hot!
Kitty-sama: ignoring Ichigo Well, let's see… seven voted cute, five voted evil, and one's was terminated because he was insane. I guess she's cute then.
Yachiru: Of course I am, Kitty-sama!
Kitty-sama: Here, have some candy, Yachiru!
All previous or current squad 11 members: NOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!
Kitty-sama: What?
Yachiru: eyes turn yellow like a hollow, grins evilly hello, people. How would you like to play game. It's called hide and DIE!! I count to a hundred, you hide, and I come kill you!! Wahahahahahaha.
Kitty-sama: Byakuya, you can come out of the closet now, no pun intended, because Yachiru will be staying there for a couple of hours.
Byakuya: about time!
Evil Yachiru: wait… where are you going with this
Kitty-sama: drags Yachiru to closet and locks door
Kitty-sama: well, it looks like that concludes this episode, seeing as we'll all be busy.
Renji: if you don't review, I'll go bankai on you.
Uryu: Preview for next episode… Extra long Kenpachi death match special!!
Kitty-sama: See you all later. You heard Renji. Review!!
Ichigo: I'm not a frikking STRAWBERRY!!