The Story of Spammers

We have another spammer. Great. More assholes.

- One Day Later ; Recap - The War Goes On !

Remember what I said about not ending this story with an epilogue ? Well, I'm glad I didn't. Another possible spammer was back in Sinnoh and ffnt.

It was a day later, after I had gotten back to the studio. Only, this one wasn't out to get me. It was out to get someone else. One of our fellow warriors was mocked by a Barney. In a review he sent out, he posted the way to get unbanned.

So, what did I feel ? PURE ANGER ! I immediately went off from working and back on the road. Earlier, I told Maylene on the phone that we should mock the spammers ourselves, make them feel like a piece of sh-t.

And so, guess what I faced when I was walking down the road ?

Our fellow dumb - ass spammer.

It was bad enough that all of us warriors had spent four f--ing days getting rid of the three stupid spammers. Now another idiot.

I threw a rock at him. " Why the f-- are you back, Barney ?! "

The spammer just flipped me off and stuck his tongue out at me.

There is one thing you need to know about me. Nobody EVER sticks their tongue out at me. It is pure insult. It is just like if somebody took a dump on you and didn't say anything.

I knew I couldn't report him to the admins, because he hadn't spammed anything (yet). But soon he would try to destroy our country of Sinnoh.

And we writers would be ready.

" DREW PICKLES F--S EVERYONE ! " the spammer exclaimed. " AND S--TS IN EVERYONE'S MOUTHS ! "

That pissed me off. I've been spammed before, and some other people, too. Now he spammed somebody else's good name. And not even Arceus could help us.

But instead of chopping off the Barney's head with my battle axe, I ran. I was in Jubilife City at the time. I grabbed a pokeball with a Salamence inside and flew to Oreburgh City.

I pounded on the gym door. Roark opened up, fiddling with his glasses. He was a man of twenty, with spiky dark red hair. a red coal miner's hat, a black t - shirt, and a gray shirt over that with yellow and black bands on them. He had the same layout for his pants - gray, with yellow - and black boots. Also, he was wearing gloves.

Obviously, though, he was taking a nap, because he gave a long yawn. " Axletia ? What's up ? You already have your Coal Badge, so what do you want ? " he asked.

I cleared my throat. " Roark, are you aware of the spammers that had been in Sinnoh for the past four days ? "

He nodded. " Yeah. The Barney Bunch. I thought they were banned from the admins, though. "

I sighed. " Well, they're not gone yet. We have another spammer. "

" Those bastards. You know that I'm in full support and will join you. "

I gasped. " Really ? "

" Sure. Our age difference may be bad, but we have our common goals to bring us together. And the number one goal is spammers. "

I grinned and did an anime pose. " Good ! We'll show those dumb retarded s--theads that Sinnoh and ffnt will not be taken as a joke ! "

" Uh, Axletia ? Do you mind getting off of me ? "

I got out of the pose and saw I was sitting on Roark. I'm such an airhead sometimes, but that was caused by caffeine, and I did have a couple of Pepsies before I made the journey to Roark's. I muttered an apology. " Sorry. "

And so we went on the road to restop the spammers.

Dedicated to LateralGanon. The hunt goes on. -Will accept torture methods, OCs, and anything else to get rid of the spammers.