Link
As the airship lands, the eight of us step out to applause.
"All right, no applause. We're merely doing a favour for the King and Princess, by putting on a play to entertain the people of Alexandria." Dedede tells them.
We go into the theatre to start preparing for the show.
"Alright, you all know your parts?" Dedede asks.
"Right!" the seven of us yell.
"Lucina, Marth, Roy, Montino, Montero, and I will perform the play while Link and Ike sneak in and grab the princess. However, you two will have a swordfight scene so not to confuse the audience by two people who aren't actors in our troupe. You got it?" Dedede tells us.
"We're ready!" the six of us swordsmen and two Monty Moles respond.
"O.K, let's start preparing for the play."
The lights dim. Dedede says: "Presenting to you our play: 'I Want to Be Your Fletchling', and the play starts. Waiting in the wings, Ike and I are trembling at our assignment today. Neither of us admit how big this is, but we both feel it. Kidnapping a princess? Why would Dedede want to do it?
"That's our cue", I tell Ike right before we step onto the stage.
When I'm acting I feel alive. The only ways I feel more alive are meeting girls and stealing things. As these things are the three I do the most often, I usually feel alive. I play my role perfectly, up until the sword fight.
"Let us fight." Ike says, and that's our cue.
The fight goes perfectly. We choreographed this fight for hours on end, until both of us could do it in our sleep. All 100 of the nobles clap at us, and we're quickly escorted off stage to do the real work of the night, stealing the princess. Ike tells me "Even the king was impressed, and you know all he ever does is pick his nose and gorge himself."
"Good", I reply. "He'll suspect us less, then."
"Remember", I tell Ike. "We knock out two knights, grab their armour, then pretend to escort the princess to meet the actors. Where she's really going, though, is onto our ship as we take off."
"There are two knights now. Hide!" he responds. As the knights walk toward us, we jump out and use some Deku Nuts to paralyze them. We them take their armour, push them in a cupboard, and lock them.
"Easy as one, two, three." I tell Ike. "Now, let's see if this princess is as pretty as everyone makes out."
Zelda
This is it, I tell myself. I have to sneak on the actors' ship tonight. That's the only way I can make it to my uncle, Regent Bill, in Lindblum. If anyone tries to stop me, I'll have to make a run for it. I'll do it now, I decide. I walk towards my door and open it. A soldier stand outside.
"Excuse me, miss, but I've come to escort you..." he says.
My mind screams "Run!", and I run away from them.
However, there's another soldier blocking the way behind him.
"Let me go! I'll call the Sheikah protectors on you for holding me like this. Shiekah! A boy won't let me get away!"
"I'll never let someone as pretty as you get away.", the "knight" says.
"Boys." I roll my eyes as I kick and break away.
"Ike, get her!" the boy who caught me yells.
I run down the hall, smiling, since the castle is my home and I know I can outrun any two knights. Now I have to hope they don't raise the alarm.
Impa
"King Wario, Impa here, ready for orders!"
"King Wario, Lance here, ready for orders!"
"Good. Now, there's been a tip-off that some kidnappers'll come and-a kidnap my daughter. Impa, gather the Sheikahs, make sure this-a doesn't happen. Your order is-a to protect the princess! Lance, you have-a patrol duty."
"Ready, King Wario! You know us Sheikah warriors will always get the job done." I say as I leave.
"Get the job done."
"Get done the job.", the annoying court jesters, Kat and Ana, say to me.
"Be quiet", I tell them, as Lance and I leave.
I race through the castle activating the Sheikah warriors.
"Sheikah 1, report!"
"Ready!"
Good, I think, they're all activated. Now...
As I start walking toward the princess's room, she comes running out towards us.
"Princess", I say. "What are you doing out here?"
"Oh no.", she says, and veers up a staircase. Moments after, a knight runs after her.
"Wait!" I yell, as the Sheikah warriors and I run up the staircase behind the two of them.
When we get to the top, the princess jumps on a line of flags and slides down it. The knight pulls out some sort of metal hook and uses that to make his way across. I'm left standing at the top of the tower, with no way of pursuit.
"Sheikahs, I will do a stealth mission to rescue the princess. Take a break."
This chapter a lot happens, and we hear from three different points of view. Wait for a fourth chapter, and I'll see you soon.
