The Star Wars INSANE Talk Show

by Oribella

Come and join me as I poke fun at Anakin, Yoda, Obi Wan, and all our favorite Star Wars Characters!

3. Mace Windu

Chapter 3 Mace Windu

"Welcome to the Star Wars Talk show!" The Announcer welcomed, "Today on our show is Mace!"

The crowd cheered.

"So baldy," the host begna, "Can I call you baldy?

"No." Mace said plainly.

"Uh okay..."

"You can call me Master Windu."

The Host scoffed, "As if."

Mace glared.

"So Mace," she continued, "Does it bother the other Jedi that you put cheese in your pants?"

"What! I don't put cheese in my pants!" Mace protested.

"Doesn't that feel unconfortable?"

"I don't put cheese in my pants!"

"And doesn't it smell?"

"I DON'T PUT CHEESE IN MY PANTS!"

"Oh yeah? Drop your pants and prove it!"

"No!"

"Ah ha!" the host declared, "You're hiding the evidence!" the host declared.

"That's it! How do I get out of here?"

"Hey! Come back here!" the host ordered, "I know you put cheese in your pants! I know it! I know it! I know it!"