Damn it! The numbers at the bottom don't show up! I guess I have to number it like this then. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Sorry if I'm not typing fast enough. I guess I'm just lazy.:3 Oh, yeah, I opened a poll on my profile to vote on the Gasser thing.

A rock suddenly next to Dengakuman. "Wanna be my friend?" it said.

"Sure!" Dengakuman said, adding the rock to his friends list on Facebook. Dengakuman suddenly had a huge yellow aura and his hair became yellow, longer, and spikier. "Tofuuuuu...tofuuuuu...MISO !

A red beam of light with tofu rotating around it burst from Dengakuman's hands and hit Jelly Jiggler.

Jelly Jiggler flew into the wall and then hit the ground. "Haruser...I may have to use the Silver Nu Hanky Ray(1.)..." Jelly Jiggler said weakly. "His friendship with the rock is too powerful."

"I DON'T THINK SO!" Dengakuman said as he stabbed Jelly Jiggler in the back with a sharp piece

of tofu.

"MUSICAGLER!" Gasser shouted. "DENGACIA! YOU *********************************************************************************************************************** DOG THINGY!"

To be continued...

Chapter 3: Beauty was extremely angry at Jelly Jiggler. She decided to TAKE OUT HER ANGER ON CHURRO CHARLIE FOR PRACTICE. She went to Churro Charlie's house, which was over the sea, and was a churro. Beauty knocked on the door about 9000 times saying, "Churro, churro, CHURRO, CHURRO,CHUrrroooooooosss...CHURRO!" once per knock. After 3 hours, Churro Charlie peeked out of the top of his churro house.

"Yes?" he said.

Beauty held out her hands, which were burning with black flames. "YOU MUST DIE." After several censored scenes, about 100 flaming punches, a churro that screamed, a volcano eruption, Vegeta saying,"IT'S OVER 9000!" and Bandit Keith saying,"In America"(2.), a dark flame bitch-slap, and a carrot, Churro Charlie died.

Jelly Jiggler was calmly saying to a package of yogurt bubblegum,"IF YOU DO NOT SUBMIT TO MY POWER, I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A GRAPE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND."

The bubblegum said,"I'd like to see you try." Jelly Jiggler tried. He really did. In the end, the bubble gum package punctured his skin, and Jelly Jiggler screamed.

Bobobo was moderately interested in this as he took a bazooka out and blew up Jelly Jiggler with it. Somehow, the bubblegum didn't even get a scratch. Beauty teleported behind Jelly Jiggler, who had somehow fully recovered, and punched him with her black fire fist. Hatenko, who had weird bugged out eyes, said to Don Patch,"Did ja see that jelly thing get punched by that person?" while pointing to Jelly Jiggler getting owned by Beauty.

"Yes, I see." said Don Patch with a long pointy nose and spectacles. "Beauty has finally gotten her Super Fist of (insert element here). In her case, the element is darkness."

Suddenly everything stopped. Bobobo stopped picking his nose, Beauty stopped beating the crap(jelly) out of Jelly Jiggler, Hatenko lowered his level of worship for Don Patch, penguinkirby stopped trying to avoid doing homework, Jelly Jiggler stopped complaining about life, Dengakuman stopped orbiting around the moon, Soften's swirly head unswirled, Black Bobobo stopped picking his nose, Pickles stopped perving on celebrities, the Rice Soup Alien stopped eating rice soup, Rice stopped trying to stop the Rice Soup Alien from putting rice in rice soup, Suzu stopped pestering Battleship to buy her a ice cream cone, Battleship stopped saying "NO!", Hydrate stopped putting his feet in girls' faces, a random person stopped watching YouTube, Jati stopped beating up Hiragi, Hiragi stopped grinning at Jati, the Wig Bros stopped looking at themselves in a mirror, Kitty Poo stopped trying to decide which piece of Chocolate's chocolate he should eat, Chocolate stopped trying to reassure him, Lemon Drop(or something close to that) stopped admiring Hatenko, Rabbit Maruhage Empire C-Block commander stopped flying towards his destination, Duck Man stopped posing, the Dundy(close to that) stopped complaining about life like Jelly Jiggler was, Byakko stopped operating on the Three Bag's combined form, the Three Bag's combined form stopped screaming in agony, Bebebe stopped killing LOVE, who was trying to harass him and his seaweed hair, LOVE stopped trying to harass Bebebe and his seaweed hair, Gasser stopped being emo, Crosk stopped taunting him about being emo, General Lee Fishcake stopped his speech about fishcake injustice, J stopped being in a contest with Not Nice Cream to see if garlic/onions were better than ice cream, Not Nice Cream stopped trying to get that vampire guy and the weird TV freak with boxing gloves to vote for him, the weird TV freak with boxing gloves and the vampire guy, who where his companions, stopped trying to avoid him, Major Minor stopped hanging out with the ladies, Torpedo Girl stopped killing "idiots", Over stopped killing "idiots", the Gameboy Pig stopped playing on his Gameboy, about 45 random Block leaders stopped having a party, Wild Wister stopped watering his plants, the Kaiba KoPatch stopped sneering at another KoPatch, who he beat about 9000 times at Yugioh, Hali Maloney(something close to that he's the guy/boy with the Dark Fist of Swords), penguinkirby stopped trying to add more Bobobo characters to his sentence, and the sentence stopped and said,"WHAT THE HELL! DON PATCH IS BEING INTELLIGENT!"

Don Patch continued and said,"That sentence will probably be the longest penguinkirby has ever typed. Now let's explain this about straight men. Every year, a natural straight man is born who looks exactly like Lambada or Beauty, only with different colors of clothes. A natural straight man will acquire his/her power when extremely angry, or extremely freaked out. Depending on their mood at that time, an element will be chosen. Hatred = darkness, anger = fire, calmness = water, happiness = light, toughness = earth, somewhat provoked = wind, no mercy = ice, and idunno = lolpower. However,

people who are straight men, but not natural straight men, do not have a straight man super fist, but their freak out level increases significantly."

"DON PATCH WAS SPEAKING INTELLIGENTLY!" Beauty freaked out as she smashed Jelly Jiggler's face into a random wall.

Bobobo held Don Patch up by his top thorn and thought,"Could Don Patch have more appearances

in this story than me?" Bobobo snapped off Don Patches top thorn and looked into his head.

Inside Don Patches head: There where fifty Intelligent KoPatches in his head, and one of them had

a huge chain gun with 25 barrels and was about to fire it at Bobobo when Bobobo flicked the KoPatch away. It flew out of his head and landed in a volcano and died. Because Don Patch's lead KoPatch was dead, he became regular Don Patch. Suddenly, Don Patch fired 3 lasers from his eyes and melted Jelly Jiggler into...rubber? Then, when Beauty punched him, her fist bounced off him, twisted backwards and hit Rabbit Maruhage C-Block commander in the face, since he just landed behind her to get revenge on "CHEESE." Don Patch said. (Beauty)

"I don't have time to fight you silly rabbit!" Beauty said. "I need to beat up on Jelly Jiggler even though he vulcanized!" Beauty grabbed one of his rabbit ears and tossed him in the volcano. Suddenly Bobobo realized that Beauty was breaking one of his shields, and just defeated a enemy without asking him.

"Beauty..."

"Yes?"

"YOU'RE BREAKING MY SHIELD, YOU BEAT UP A ENEMY WITHOUT ASKING ME, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN COME BACK LATER TO BE THE STRAIGHT MAN, YOU ARE AN ENEMY NOW! YOU MUST BE DEFEATED!"

Bobobo calmed down and said,"So where do you want the fight to be?"

"I say that weird arena where that hobo with the wheel in his head lives, you know, in Cyber City?"(I dunno if I just did the punctuation wrong O.o.) Beauty said.

"Okay." Bobobo said. "Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Super Bobobo Gondola!" An elevator with huge spikes on the sides and assorted cannons, lasers, bows, guns, crossbows, on the top, and some swords, a laser saber, a chainsaw, 3 razor blades, a claw, some spears, and 10 knives attached to automatic swivel arms on the bottom of the elevator. Bobobo opened the door, and sat down. Beauty shrugged and also sat down. Inside, Bobobo was playing a horror movie, where Micheal Jackson was doing the Thriller dance, and 5 woman in one bed were doing stuff to the beat of Thriller. Very coincidentally, Serviceman was selling enhancements to the zombies...

Beauty screamed and smashed the TV with a flaming black fist. "Beauty! It was just getting to the good part!" Bobobo whined. Beauty glared at him. Bobobo picked his nose. Suddenly the elevator stopped.

The door opened and they saw Cyber City...but it was controlled by CHEESE AND PICKLES. Bobobo gasped. "OMG! IT'S THAT OVAL THINGY THAT I DITCHED IN THE ANIME SERIES BECAUSE I WANTED TO!" Cheese, apparently, wasn't alive and therefore, he did not talk.

Pickles picked up Cheese and held him in front of him. "Super Fist of Snackfood:Ultimate Cheese Beam!" A huge beam of lighting and fire blasted towards Bobobo.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Jelly Jiggler says,"OBJECTION!"" Bobobo said lazily.

Jelly Jiggler appeared out of nowhere in a Phoenix Wright suit, held up his lucky Nu hanky in front of him and pointed at Pickles. "OBJECTION!" The beam bounced off his Nu hanky and shot off

towards Pickles, who had apparently discarded Cheese in the trash. Pickles then ran into the wheel-head-hobo's arena, then the beam followed him, bounced off the circle tracks and bounced everywhere inside the track where Pickles was, and Pickles got incinerated.

"I'll be back!" Pickles screamed in pain.

"If you say so." Bobobo yawned. Suddenly he spun around and pointed at Beauty. "Time to fight you!"

Somehow, the battle Rpgized. The area turned into pixels, and a menu screen popped up. Beauty freaked out and said,"WTF! I look like the Alteisen...(3)" Beauty did look like the Alteisen, with mechanized robot parts and a laser cannon, a sword, and a claymore. Bobobo walked over to the menu, and punched the Special Attacks button. Apparently Bobobo had infinite attacks, which made Beauty think,"How do I beat him?" Then Beauty glanced at his HP bar and SP bar. "OMG! HE HAS 5000 HP AND SP!"

"That's pretty low,"Bobobo said. "You have 50000 HP and 10000 SP. But I have THE SECRET WEAPON." Bobobo walked over and pressed the attack, "Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Summon Characters Level 3: 3 Characters!" Bobobo's afro opened, and 3 figures jumped out and landed behind Bobobo. They crossed their arms and waited for the next chapter, because penguinkirby stopped time because he wanted to end this chapter very badly.

This note is 1 week apart from the first note. Yeah, remember to check the poll on my profile. Sorry it took so long to finish this chapter.

In Rave Master, Musica has a spear called "the Silver Ray", which used to be a huge battleship that could obliterate just about anything.

Go to YouTube, and search for a video called,"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!...In America.(by shedninja001)

Alteisen is a mech from "Super Robot Taisen Original Generation, on Kyosuke's storyline.

These number better show up or I will scream.