So, anyone reading? No? I guess my story is too perfect. Some of you may think this is a weak writing, but at least, I don't have puppets as contestants. My characters are out of character? I don't think so, you are just jealous.
After this chapter, I can say with certitude that this fanfic is gonna be one of the best for this fandom. A few twists are near, so don't stop reading! It is very good!
Chris is standing in the commander's room of the Mclean Submarine.
Chris: Welcome back, viewers! Last episode, both teams went searching for idols. Leshawna and Lightning were making out, Noah was a bitch and Trent found nine idols, having steal some from Gwen! But in the end, the Delicious Lyme Decease win it all with the help of crazy Izzy. Her team didn't hesitate one second to eliminate her, and we have now eleven contestants left. Who will win? Will Sadie eat Katie? Will Cody gets the heart of Gwen? Can Noah know-it-all don't know it all? Found out right on Total
Drama
SUBMARINE
(I Wanna Be Famous)
Katie and Sadie are playing in the Delicious Lyme Decease's room.
Sadie: Oh I like that game.
Katie: Me too! Rock paper scissors completely…rock!
Sadie: Hahaha LOL I see what you did there.
Sadie see the broccoli Katie is eating. She look at her own burger.
Sadie: Hey Katie.
Katie: What?
Sadie: We have been friends for a long time, aren't we?
Katie: …yes?
Sadie: You know I always had problems with my weight and I feel insecure about it?
Katie: …yes?
Sadie: To help my self-esteem, would you…like…gain weight to be like me?
Katie:. What?!
Sadie: It is only a little thing I ask, please!
Katie: You want me to get fat? Are you out of your mind?
Sadie: But Katie…It would really be cool if we are both fat! We could compare our bellies!
Katie: The only comparison I like is that I am thin and you are fat.
Sadie: That's really mean! Fuck you.
Katie: Ah yeah? Well fuck you too!
The two girls start fighting.
*Confessionals*
Katie: What is Sadie thinking? She wants to fatten me up!
*End of Confessionals*
On the other side of the rooms, Tyler and Cody are talking.
Cody: So, how can I win a woman's heart, master?
Tyler: Gwen won't do. You turn her off too much, she is a lost case.
Cody: Euh… are you sure?
Tyler: Hell yeah I am.
Cody: So, who should I target next?
Tyler: There are five other girls this season. One of them is my beautiful Lindsay, so she's out of the way. Izzy is also already gone. What do you think of Leshawna?
Cody: She's already with Lightning and she scares me.
Tyler: Okay…that leaves you the two Starbucks chicks.
Cody: Sadie and Katie? I can work with Katie, but with Sadie…ew.
Tyler: Maybe you should reconsider your standards, Cody. Don't target too high, you might fall.
Cody: Wise words. But still, Sadie?
*Confessionals*
Cody: Tyler wants me to hit on Sadie…No way! After all, I am the Code-meister, I just want the best.
*End of Confessionals*
Gwen is drawing while listening the boys.
Gwen: What a bunch of idiots…And you know what is worse? Cody actually has a chance with Katie and Sadie. My teammates are just plain stupid and incompetent.
(Incroyable Syphilis' room)
Leshawna: I'm feelin' much better without tha crazy French biatch on tha team.
Lightning: Sha-yeah! Now, sha-kiss me!
Lindsay appears between the two lovers.
Lindsay: Tyler! You can't do that to me! I am your girlfriend!
Lightning: Sha-Know! But why sha-Lightning will profit from one sha-girlfriend when he can have sha-two!
Leshawna seems pensive.
Leshawna: I gat an idea, stupid folks.
Lightning: Sha-Lightning sha-listens!
Leshawna: I gat to rule tha game back in tha first season and I think I can bring all our three sorry butts in tha final three spot.
Lindsay: Seriously? That's so cool of you, Laquinishiqua!
Lightning: Sha-Le-Sha-wna is right! I can sha-use a little sha-help!
Leshawna: Then we gat a deal, ghetto folks.
At the other end of the room, Noah frowns while reading.
*Confessionals*
Noah: An alliance of three in a team of six? They can have full control and I can't let that happen. I got to talk to Trent about this.
*End of Confessionals*
Trent is doing push-ups.
Noah: Hey Trent…what the hell are you doing?
Trent: Seven…Eight…NINE! I was doing push-ups…you know, physical activity?
Noah rolled his eyes.
Noah: I know what physical activity is. Now, I got to tell you something.
Trent: What? Gwen wants me back?
Noah: …Didn't you get passed that?
Trent: Yeah, but a man could profit from…you…physical activity. (winks)
Noah: Yeah. Or you could shut up. Now, what I wanted to say is…
Trent: Hey man! Stay polite!
Noah: Sorry, but your joke was horrible. Now, Lightning and…
Trent: Are you telling me about that jerk? Really? Stop wasting my time.
Noah: I'm not wasting your time!
Trent: Yes you are. I'm gonna do some push-ups. (go away)
Noah: What an imbecile. Now, my only option is Ezicat.
*Confessionals*
Trent: I know Noah is a tricky intelligent bastard and I know that he wanted to trick me into an alliance. But the power of the nine is stronger than that. Oh yeah, I'll show everyone! Got to bring the big prize home!
*End of Confessionals*
A voice comes from the interphone in the submarine.
Chris: Hello campers! Get in the Challenge Room right now for your next challenge! Hahahahaha!
Gwen: I don't like that laugh.
Cody: Not one bit.
Gwen: Cody! Stop harassing me for once!
Cody: But I did nothing!
Gwen: Oh yeah? What is this hand I feel on my thigh?
Cody: It is not me, it's Ezicat.
Ezekiel: Meow.
Gwen: Get off me, I'm allergic to cats!
*Confessionals*
Ezekiel: Meow meow.
*End of Confessionals*
(Challenge Room)
Chris: Welcome to today's challenge. It is Truth or Dare time!
Sadie and Katie: EWWWWW!
Noah: You already did this in Pahkitew Island.
Chris: I don't care! The rule of this challenge is simple. I will call one member from each team and they have to choose if they want to answer a question or to do a small challenge.
Cody: How do you know we aren't lying?
Chris: Chef just construct this lie detector. If you lie, we will know it. So, if you lie or if you lose a challenge, your team lose one life. Each team has three lives. Make four errors and you are heading to elimination ceremony!
Sadie: Glad I am good at this game!
Chris: Ah yeah? Let's start with you, Sadie. Truth or Dare?
Sadie: Truth, obviously!
Katie: EW you are a risk-taker!
Chris: Here we go. Who do you think is the most beautiful person in this place?
Sadie: Me, obviously.
The lie detector doesn't make a noise.
Chris: Well…She told the truth…kind of…Trent, you are up!
Trent: I choose Dare! Because I am a real man!
Chris: Okay…you have to count to eight. You cannot count any number that comes after or you lose the dare. Go!
Trent: One…two…three…four…
Leshawna: I dan't want see ya miss tha one, white boy!
Trent: …five…six…seven…eight…
There is a moment of silence.
Chris: Well, you…
Trent: NINE!
Chris: …failed. Man, that was really easy, and your team just lost a point because of that.
Trent: Sorry guys, I couldn't help it.
Noah: Are you serious? This dare was easier than Lindsay.
Lindsay: Very true.
Chris: So, it is now the turn of…Cody! Truth or Dare?
Cody: Eum…Truth?
Chris: Okay! If you want to spend a night with one of the girls, besides Gwen, who will it be?
Cody: Euh…
He looks towards Tyler who points Sadie.
Tyler: Go for the easy picking, dude!
Cody: Ok! I will choose Sadie?
Sadie: What?...Wow! I think I am in love!
Katie: Why would he choose you?
The lie detector turn red.
Chris: Guess Cody was lying. Delicious Lyme Decease, you lose your first life.
Katie: That's more like it. No way will he chose a fattie over me.
Sadie: EXCUSE ME?
Katie: Sorry, Sadie, I didn't meant it.
Chris: Each team has now two lives. Lightning, you are next!
Lightning: Sha-Lightning choose sha-dare! He is a sha-man!
Chris: Ok, you have to kiss Noah.
Noah: Don't you dare.
Lightning: Sha-Lightning will never do sha-such a disgusting sha-thing! Sha-no!
Chris: Ok, but your team lose another life.
Leshawna: We gat to step up our game, guys! I can't accept tha.
Lightning: You would sha-prefer I kiss sha-gay dude?
Lindsay: Oh no Tyler! Please no!
Tyler: Lindsay, I am the real Tyler!
Chris: Zip it, everyone! Next team speaking lose another life!
Ezekiel: Meow.
Chris: ARRRGH! Team Incroyable Syphilis, you lose your last life. Another mistake, and someone is going home!
Silence spreads between the campers.
Chris: Ok, Katie, your turn. Truth or Dare?
Katie: Truth.
Chris: Who is your true BFF?
Katie: I would say Sadie, but she's kind of my XLF actually. For Extra Large Friend.
The lie detector stay put.
Chris: Well, that was mean…but you don't lose any life! Leshawna, Truth or Dare?
Leshawna: Dare!
Chris: You have to kill this little puppy with your bare hands.
Leshawna: A ghetto girl can do tha.
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Chris: That was disturbing. Gwen, it is your turn.
Gwen: Oh God.
Chris: Who is the sexier man here?
Gwen: …Lightning.
The lie detector turns red.
Chris: That was a lie!
Lightning: How is this a sha-lie? Sha-Lightning is sha-sexy!
Chris: I don't know, but I guess Team Delicious Lyme Decease lose another life! They have now one, against the Incroyable Syphilis who doesn't have one!
*Confessionals*
Gwen: The truth is…between these golfballs, Trent is easily the most sexy man. No way I am telling that however.
*Confessionals*
Cody: Maybe I am the true sexiest man for Gwen? What a day!
*End of Confessionals*
Chris: Next is Noah!
Noah: Kill me.
Chris: Truth or Dare?
Noah: I can't risk physical activity, so let's do true.
Chris: Noah, where is the last time you piss on yourself?
Noah: …Last night.
The lie detector stands still.
Lindsay: Ow! That is so disgusting!
Noah: I don't want to explain myself.
Chris: Yeah, yeah, we will see that…Sadie, your turn!
Tyler: Hey! You passed me!
Chris: You are stupid. Truth or Dare, Sadie?
Sadie: Dare!
Chris Ok..you just have to hug Katie.
Sadie have anger in her eyes. She moves towards Katie before punching her in the head.
Sadie: That's what you get to call me a fatass!
Katie: I have said the truth!
Sadie: Fuck you!
Katie: You are only jealous because I'm thinner! You want to fatten me so you can become the thin friend!
Sadie: That's the only thing I deserve after all these years!
Katie: The only thing you deserve is ten years in psychiatry hospital!
Chris: That is some drama! But we have to go back to team Syphilis! Ezekiel, your turn! Truth or Dare?
Ezekiel: Meow.
Chris: Euh…okay? One moew for Truth, two meow for Dare.
Ezekiel: Meow.
Chris: What is your biggest secret?
Ezekiel: Meow meow meow.
The lie detector doesn't change.
Chris: That is anticlimactic…but Ezekiel didn't lie, so you are safe. Katie, your turn!
Katie: I choose Truth!
Chris: What do you think of Sadie?
Katie: She is a stuck-up bitch and I hated her. She wants to fatten me and I can't have that. She is the worse friend I've had since kindergarten. I hope she dies from a long death.
The lie detector turns red.
Katie: Well, I hope she dies roasted as a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Chris: Disturbing…but still too late! Team Delicious Lyme Decease, you lose and I will see you at the ceremony tonight!
(Delicious Lyme Decease's Room)
Cody: So, who do we vote for?
Tyler: Katie and Sadie will vote for each other. To prove your loyalty, let's vote Katie.
Cody: Why?
Tyler: If you want to show your love to Sadie, you have to save her.
Cody: But I don't want Sadie…
Tyler: Do you want a girlfriend, Cody?
Cody: Yes…
Tyler: Well, do as I told you!
(Elimination Ceremony)
Chris: We have quite a vote tonight. There are five of you and four marshmallows. The person without marshmallows is out of the game and go back home. The firs marshmallow is for Gwen.
Gwen: Hell yeah.
Chris: The second one is for Tyler.
Tyler: Extreme!
That left Sadie, Katie and Cody.
Chris: Each of you receive votes tonight. But I can say that Cody is safe.
Cody: Yeah! But who vote for me?
Gwen: (whistles)
Chris: The last marshmallow of the night…
Katie: Bet you want that sugar for yourself bitch.
Sadie: I'm gonna shove it in your mouth bitch.
Chris: The last marshmallow is for…
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IT'S A TIE!
Sadie and Katie: (Gasp)
Tyler: How?
Cody: That means there will be a tie breaker?
Chris: No need! Sadie is going home!
Sadie: Why?
Chris: Because you are a fatso! Return home, big girl, TV don't need you!
Sadie stars crying. Katie seems feeling bad.
Chris: Sadie, it is time for you to take the Swim of Shame.
Sadie: Goodbye, my friends…I am so sad…
*Confessionals*
Cody: Voting off Katie? No way! She is a bomb! Tyler can't tell the Code-meister what to do, never!
*End of Confessionals*
In the storage room, Katie is pensive.
Katie: My friend has been voted off because she was fat. What if I had accepted to gain weight for her? There would have been a fair tie breaker.
Katie looks at herself.
Katie: I think there are things must important than a figure. For you, Sadie, I will gain weight. I will fatten me up in the game now and try to win as a fatty. It wasn't fair for you, and I want to avenge that. Viewers, you would see more of me now. (Giggles than take a burger).
Chris: What a shocker! What is going to happen next? Stay tune to another episode of Total
Drama
SUBMARINE!
VOTES
Gwen: Cody
Katie: Sadie
Sadie: Katie
Cody : Sadie
Tyler : Katie
Sadie : 2 (lost tie-breaker)
Katie : 2 (win tie-breaker)
Cody : 1
Incroyable Syphilis: Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Noah, Ezekiel, Trent
Delicious Lyme Decease: Katie, Cody, Gwen, Tyler
Eliminated: Izzy, Sadie
Didn't see that plot twist coming, have you? Now, the plot will thickens. (giggles) It will truly be memorable. Stay put, and please, review the best fanfic in fandom! At least, I think. See you later!