WARNING!!: Okay so I have to put a warning on this chapter, I'm pretty sure this should be rated M. It's not TO graphic. Just... wanking :D!

Chapter Three – Age Thirteen

"So what time is it now?" Stan asked. Kyle rolled onto his side and looked at his clock on his nightstand. "Almost one am." Kyle sighed. Stan was staying the night at Kyles as he often did. Sheila made the boys go to bed at Eleven but neither of them were very tried.

"I feel like shooting myself." Stan said into the darkness. He heard his friend laugh next to him. "Why are you always laughing when I say something suicidal?" This made Kyle laugh harder.

"Dude!" Stan shoved Kyle making him almost fall off the bed. "Oh fuck!" Kyle grabbed onto Stan for dear life. "I now have your life in my hands, not laughing now huh?" Stan said seriously has he held on to Kyle's arm. "Seriously dude pull me back up." Kyle was hanging half way off the bed.

"Please!" Kyle finally begged. Stan smiled and pulled him up. "Asshole." Kyle pushed Stan down and straddled him. "Get off!" Stan yelled, Kyle put his hand over Stans mouth "Shh, you'll wake my mom." Kyle's hand slowly slipped off of Stans mouth.

"If your going to butt rape me I would much rather be knocked out." Stan smirked at Kyle who still sat on top of him. "If I raped you, you'd enjoy it."

"Probably." Stan muttered. "Well hows that for a confession, finally coming out Stan?"

"Says the one who's sitting on me." Stan bucked his hips up getting a gasp from Kyle. Stan laughed as Kyle quickly removed himself from Stan. "Dude, inappropriate!"

"Oh relax, I was just kidding." Kyle laid back down on his back.

"Have you ever had a boner?"

"What?!" Kyle yelled in shock of his friends random question. "Chill dude it's just a question."

"Well it's really not your business." Kyle huffed. "Have you ever masturbated?"

"Stan!"

"You have haven't you?!" Stan laughed at Kyle. "Shut up! No I haven't, I think it's weird." Kyle mumble. "Wait, what? You think touching yourself is weird?" Stan snickered. "We are men Kyle," Stan begun to explain "And men have urges, there is nothing weird about it."

"No Stan, it's weird." Kyle not listening to Stan. "Dude you haven't lived."

"It's not like you get pleasure from it anyways." Kyle argued. "Wow, I can't even talk to you right now. I say this because you are my best friend," Stan paused "Masturbate! You'll love it!"

"Shh!" Kyle's hand flew to Stans mouth for the second time that night. Stan smiled under Kyle's hand. "I have an idea." He announced to his friends hand. "What's that?" Kyle replied. Stan grabbed Kyle's hand and moved it from his mouth. "I'll help you."

"... Help me what?" Kyle was terrified of Stans answer.

"Masturbate." Kyle was almost positive Stan was doing jazz hands. "You've done it. You've finally done it, you've lost your fucking mind."

"I haven't! Come on, what are super best friends for if they can't help you in sensitive areas like this one."

"No!"

"Okay then I'll do for you." Kyle couldn't believe the words coming out of Stans mouth. Kyle laid there for awhile thinking, what's he got to lose? He might actually like it. Boys are just curious. The thought of it was actually making him a little hard.

"No." Kyle finally said. "Alright dude but you're missing out." They laid in silence for awhile.

"Dear god," Kyle looked over at Stan he had his palms pressed together as if he were praying "The weirdest fucking thing happened to me today god," He sighed dramatically and continued "I found out my best friend in the whole word as never masturbated." Kyle let out a groan of annoyance, Stan smirked and continued, "That's not even the worst part god," He glanced at Kyle and continued "I offered him a hand job and he turned me down."

"Jesus Christ!" Kyle rolled over facing away from Stan. "I hate you." He mumbled.

Kyle felt something warm against his back "Stan, I'm really not up for spooning." Stan laughed and gingerly placed his arm around his friend. "Stan what the hell?"

"Shh!" Stan hushed him. Stan danced his fingers under Kyle's shirt and slowly rubbed his stomach. "Stan.." Kyle said nervously. Stan slipped his fingers in Kyle's boxers, his hand slowly made it's way to Kyle's penis. Stan gave it a light tug causing Kyle to gasp.

"Okay?"

"Y- Yeah." Stan smiled and wrapped his whole hand around Kyle penis. He started pumping slowly moving his hand up and down Kyle's shaft. He hear a light moan from Kyle which urged him to pump faster.

"Shit Stan." Kyle hissed grabbing a fist full of blankets. Stan ran his thumb over the tip of Kyle's penis spreading the pre cum. "Ah fuck!" Kyle cursed and thrust his hips forward. Stan pumped harder knowing Kyle was close. Kyle let out a load moan and came, all over Stans hand.

"Gross!" Stan yelled and quickly removed his hand from Kyle's pants.

"Boys!" Kyle's mom barged in Kyle's room, "I thought I told you boys to go to sleep! Now quiet down." Sheila studied the boys for a moment. "Stan, what's all over your hand?" Kyle looked back at Stan nervously.

"Uh... I sneezed?" Sheila raised an eyebrow at Stan "Oh okay, I'll go get you a tissue!" Sheila disappeared into the hallway.

"Dude." Stan laughed. "Alright here you go Stan." Sheila reappeared. She handed the tissue to Stan and looked at Kyle. "Oh I hope you boys aren't coming down with anything, Kyle you look all red and sweaty."

"I'm fine mom!" Kyle said through his teeth. "Oh alright boys, goodnight."

The second the door close Stan burst out laughing. "Would you shut up!" Kyle whispered. It was quiet for a while, Stan was just starting to fall asleep when he felt something warm on his cheek.

"Did you just kiss my cheek dude?" Kyle turned to Stan. "Uh yeah." He said like it was no big deal. "So gay." Stan mumbled.

"Um Kyle?"

"Yeah?"

"No homo."

"Stan?"

"Yeah?"

"Let's agree to never talk about this."

Stan nodded in agreement.

A/N: After this chapter is posted I will change the rating to M. I think there will be like two or three chapters left. After the next chapter the story will have more of a story. Not just a sexual curiosity :).

GHstyle15: Nun, ich muss sagen, Vielen Dank für die Prüfung, und das Hinzufügen zu den Favoriten! UGH, my German is rubbish lol.

Angelic Guardian: Haha, I typed it then thought "...Hmm STYLE" *underline*. :D

RemmyBlack: I have no idea what you mean...? xD

Alcorion: Haha! It does ring true because I to when I was about 10 did uhh.. stuff with my friend. I think that's kind of how I got the idea. lol