Okay Bella Hold Your Laughter...

BPOV

OMG Mom Is Actually

Flirting Aw Finally Mom Needs A Man Hell Yeah She Does I Hope They End Up Going Out

EPOV{ESME}

"So Esme How Old Are You If Its Not To Personal"Carsile Said Kinda Blushing Aw

"No Its Not Im 28"I Said Kinda Proud

"WHAT Your Only 28 Your Smoking Hot No To Be Rude Or Anything"Emmet Said Surprised

"Eww Your Sick"Bella Said With Disgusted Face

"Why"Emmet Said

"Cause Okay Mom IS Beautiful But Hot Eww Shes Our Mom"Rose And Bella Said At The SameThing Yeah I Know Creepy But Im Use To It

"Wow Creepy"Edward Said

"Thank You"They Both Said At The Same Time

"So Do You Guys Wanna Go For Some Ice Cream"Carsile Said

"Sure"I Said Hoping Not Sound To Eager

Bpov

*A Year Later*

Okay So Mom And Carsile are married Today We Move In Together All Of Us Its A Learning Experience Its The First Time All Of Us

Have Lived Toghter If Your Wondering How We All Get Along Well All We Do Is Fight Even Thouugh This House Is Big Me And Rose Still Are Gunnah Share a Room Its

Not That We Have To We Just Want To The Boys Are Also Gunnah Share Something About Brother Love Whatevrer We Start Are New School In A 2 Month Woho Summer Vacation But Ohh Great We

Have TO Spend It With This a Idiots While Mom And Carsile Go On Their Honey Moon For The Wholw Summer Lets Just Hope We Dont All Kill

Eacth Other

I Make No Promises

"bella"Mom Called Me Downstairs I Went Only Triped Once I Am Feeling Very Proud Of My Self

"Come Say Goodbye To Your Mom And New Step Dad "Mom Said In A " Do It For Me Voice" Ugh Fine Ill Do It But Its The First And Last Time I Call Him Dad

"Bye Mom And Dad Dont AnyThing We Wouldent Do"Me And Rose Said Toghter Yeah I KNow CreepyRight Even Creeps Us Out Sometime

"Bye Mom AND Dad "Emmet And Edward Say UnLike Us They Feel Good Calling Our Mom Mom But Whatever

"Bye"Mom And Carsile Said And With THat They Walked Out The Door Into The Car And Down The ROad To Jfk O Well Let The Fightin Begin

"What Are You Idiots Looking At"Rose Said Snapping At The Guys

"Its Your Short-"Edward Was Cut Off By Rose

"What Are Booty Shorts Sicko You SHouldent Even Be Looking There" Rose Said So Were Wearing Booty Shorts Rose Is Wearing Red Booty Shorts With The lines Yellow

And The Words Marines Booty And Im Wering Plain Red Booty Shorts {Pics On Profolio} And Im Wearing An I lOve New York Gry Crop Top And Rose Is Wearing A Black Tank Top Wid A heart In The Middle

{Pics On Profolio}

So Im Not Supirsed But I Am Disgustied

"Well Thats To Short Our Frinends Are Coming Ove Their Gunnah See you"Emmet Said He Was Dazzled By My Legs Hah Perv

Im Going To Have Some Fun With THis

Hahaha To Be Countunied Yeah Sorry Hand Got All Crampy So Yeah But Plz Review