Hello, McDuck here! Hope you'll enjoy this chapter with the Riajuu and the loner!

Right now I'm in hell. I never wanted to attend this party. Someone like me would never attend a party. So why did I decide to go to one right now? Well... my girlfriend forced me telling me that I'm too reclusive and disgusting. It hurt and since I am a person with a lot of pride I decided to take her up on her challenge. But I regret it a lot. The ever so popular riajuu in my class is a drunk mess who needs my support right now. I hate him with a passion, and God, who I loved so much for creating Saika, hates me.

"Hey... Hiki-ga-Hikiga-ya. I reaaaally hate you, you know!" The blushing drunk blob in front of me shouted out of nowhere. What a pathetic little blob he is. Please just don't turn into Rimuru* though! That is a scary blob who I'd rather not upset. Speaking of upset, the upset fake blondie in front of me looks extremely mad right now. It's funny to see him drunk as he loses his facade instantly. Instead of that happy-go-lucky man we're so used to there's an annoyed beast who certainly wouldn't hesitate to rip out my throat.

"You-you stole e-everything from me! Yukino-chan, Yumiko-chan, Yui a-and that-that Irohasu." This man is making me sound like a weird Harem protagonist. I actually rejected 'Irohasu', so you're free to take her.

"I stole nothing Hayama. You were just too slow to figure out your feelings. Those who don't try will never win!" I internally laughed as his face morphed into some type of disgust. He glared at me with all his might. Maybe he'll turn into a God who creates Kaiju for a living, I really wouldn't want to be a robot trapped inside a human!*. I would like to stare at those heavenly thighs though. Calm down Hachiman! You have a girlfriend, and that secret dakimakura* of Rikka already! Don't tell my girlfriend about that pillow though!

"We c-could've be-een friend i-if you w-w-weren't so dif-difficult!" If the fujoshi was here right now she would've died of blood loss after shouting something like: "The Hikiyato ship has sailed!" She is actually terrifying! I don't know how Yoshiteru can be with her. But I don't know why Iroha fell for me either so.

"We could never be friends Hayama. We're polar opposites." With those words I stood up and left.

Opposites don't attract, that is just a falsehood that lovestrucken teenage girls made up. You'd feel more comfortable with your own kind. Doesn't matter what ethnicity, hobbies or interests you have. You'll turn yourself towards people with the same thoughts and beliefs as you.

I'm monologuing again... aren't I?

*A 'That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime' reference.

*An SSSS. Gridman reference. The thigh bit is about Rikka from the show who has the nicest thighs in existence!

*Dakimakura is Body Pillow in Japanese. Pretty sure that RalphZiggy taught me that, so thank you RalphZiggy-sensei!

This is a short chapter again and I wrote it in like 30 minutes. Only goes to show how much I really carea about this story. I do care about it though, but the Totsuka and Zaimokusa ones where easier to write. And if you noticed that there weren't that much monologuing in this or the Totsuka one it's because of Hachiman being way too happy or annoyed to monologue.

The next chapter will be about Tobe. The two after that will be Ooka and Yamato. Just kidding, who cares about them?

There are a lot of Americans who've read this! Hello America!