Kei-kei: This story is now being rewritten and beta byThe Dark Crimson Blood! Thank you Friend!

Summary: Naruto is a cute uke who have a strong passion for crossdressing and female cosplaying, and his life started to become hectic. When seme's starts to compete over him to win his hearts, and throw in a ex-boyfriend who's determine to win him back. Can Naru-chan survive all these smexy seme?

Chapter 3 The Story Begin!

Konoha High School

Naruto=15

Sasuke=16

Neji=16

Gaara=15

"Listen here you little tramp, we want you to stay away from Neji-Sama. Far away from him; you're nothing but an embarrassment to him with that, 'oh I'm so shy and innocent' act you put on in front of him!" Around the corner of the hall stood three snobby girls, and two of them seemed to be bullying a girl with long dark hair and big, innocent; lavender eyes.

"I can't believe Neji-Sama is related to such a loser like her" The second girl said as she tugged at the lavender hair of the frightened girl harshly.

"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing to Hina-chan!" someone yelled and the three girls turned to glance to their left. They saw two people standing in front of them. One was a short blonde who had long sunshine hair that was pulled into a low pony tail that hung over 'her' right shoulder. 'She' was wearing a blue short sleeved shirt that had a cute design on it, as well as a bright yellow headband with a pink bow attached to it, around her neck was a gold chain flower necklace.

And next to her was a tall gothic red head boy who was wearing a black short sleeved black t shirt that had the word 'Dead' written on it with a skull. Underneath that shirt, he wore a long red sleeve shirt; and he was wearing baggy black pants that had chains hanging from the sides. He was also wearing black sneakers and there was a black cross earing hanging down from his left ear.

"Well isn't that the school cross-dressing f—" one of the girls was about to mention the word 'fag' but lucky for her, her friend covered her mouth quickly.

"Shut it you idiot! That is Subaku Gaara! He's one of the most fearful people here, and he's also that cross-dressers bodyguard! The last person who said something bad to that cross dresser in front of him was thrown out a window that just happened to be 5 feet high! He's a fearful demon, a demon! But he's a rich and sexy one at that" the girl whispered to her friend and they both glance up at the redhead only to hightail it out of there because of his direful glare.

"Gosh I really can't stand girls like that." Naruto said calmly before he dashed over to Hinata
"Hina-chan, are you okay?! Did those two meanies do something bad to you? Should I go beat them up?" Naruto asked, his words were full of worry but they were almost not understandable because of how quickly his words were paced.

"I-I'm f-fine Naruto-kun…. A-And thanks to y-you both for s-saving m-m-me" Hinata stuttered out before doing a small bow

"You're welcome Hina-chan! You're like a little sister to me! So no need to thank us so much!" Naruto said with a large smile; which made Hinata teary

"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata said before hugging Naruto tightly, "N-Ne, H-Hina-chan, I can't breathe" Naruto gasped but the smile remained on her face.


"Oops! Gomennasai!" Hinata said quickly before letting go of Naruto at the same pace. She blushed in embarrassment. "Oh! I just n-noticed that your h-hair is longer N-Naruto-kun" Hinata said as she pointed to his hair as the three of them walked down the hallway, heading towards where they had lunch.

"Ah! I went to the salon the other day and got some extensions put in. Now I'm even more kawaii, right Gaara?" Naruto finished, giving Gaara a cute face as he awaited his answer

"You've always been Kawaii to me" Gaara answered with a smirk, "Really?!" Naruto asked as he turned to him, holding his hands together with big stars shining in his eyes

"Of course" Gaara answered and his reward was a hug.

"I love you panda-chan!" Naruto said happily into the hug.

"Naruto-k-kun, if you keep hugging G-Gaara-san like that; s-someone will mistake you t-two as a c-couple!" Hinata giggled, on the other hand Naruto and Gaara were far away from giggling; they were speechless and they were both blushing so hard their faces were redder than a tomato.

"Hina-chan d-don't say t-things like that s-so casually!" Naruto stuttered out; letting go of Gaara in the process, while Gaara head was facing in the opposite direction of Naruto's.

"Don't worry Foxy, you and my little brother make a cute couple; so tell me, when's the wedding?" A girl appeared out of nowhere, she had blonde hair that was pulled into four spiky pigtails; she wore a long sleeve, off the shoulder purple shirt that read 'Sexy Badass' on it. She wore black skinny jeans with two silver color belts going sideways off her hips, as well as black boots.

"Temari!/T-Temari-sempai!" Hinata and Naruto said suddenly

"Temari, where the hell did you come from?" Gaara asked with an annoyed tone to his voice.

"Yea! Are you like some sort of ninja that we don't know about?' Naruto asked her, amazed at her coming out of nowhere again.

"I just happened to be around the corner when I eavesdropped on your conversation! Now if you can excuse me, I have a lazy ass boyfriend to find!" Temari said with a smile before walking past them to continue her search.

"Oh my gosh!" Naruto said, scaring both Gaara and Hinata "What?!" the two said with worry.

"Their serving ramen today for lunch! I'm coming my precious ramen!" Naruto yelled before dashing over to get some ramen; leaving a cloud of dust that took up her image where she used to be. Gaara and Hinata both sweat dropped as they watched where she disappeared to.


"Look There he goes!"

"Doesn't Neji-Sama look so cool!?"

"I worship Gaara-Sama, not Neji-Sama"

"So sexy!"

Whispers and squeals were heard all throughout the lunch room as the girls started at the handsome male with long dark hair sitting down at a table, staring out the window.

"Yo! Neji!" Neji broke his seemingly never ending gaze out the window so he could look up; he saw Hinata, Gaara, and Naruto with their trays in their hands. Naruto's tray was obviously full of ramen; which was to be expected since ramen was his favorite food.

"H-Hi N-Neji-niisan" Hinata stuttered as she sat down at the table.

"Hn" Gaara murmured as he took a seat by Naruto who had already amazingly finished two out of ten bowls of ramen. He still had eight to go.

"Naruto, slow down before you choke" Neji warned and Naruto only grinned with a messy mouth, "My bad Neji-kun" he said and Neji sighed as he picked up his napkin before reaching over to wipe the Naruto's mouth to get rid of all the food splattered messily on his face.

"Gosh you're just like a child sometimes" Neji mumbled.

"EH?! No I'm not! Meanie!" Naruto pouted as he ignored all the glares he was receiving from both the female and uke population.

"Naruto, if you keep pouting like that I'm going to have to kiss you" Neji stated and smirked as he saw Naruto's cheeks take up yet another shade of pink.

"Hyuuga stop trying to mind rape him." Gaara said with a glare.

"I'm only speaking the truth Sabaku." Neji replied coyly.
"N-N-Naruto-kun? A-Are y-you o-o-okay?" Hinata stuttered out as she shook Naruto, who was so still he was like stone.

Naruto fell over, "N-N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata cried out.

"I'll perform CPR!" Neji and Gaara jumped up after speaking at the same time
'Neji-niisan and Gaara-san are really in love with Naruto-kun hmm.' Hinata thought with a smile as she watched Neji and Gaara argue over who would give Naruto CPR

"Stupid annoying fangirls." Sasuke said as he opened the door that lead to his huge ass mansion and he walked straight into the kitchen; he yanked open the fridge and grabbed a tomato to snack on.

"Having a bad day, Otouto?" Itachi asked as he walked into the kitchen and sat down at the open the refrigerator and grab a tomato to snack on.
"Every freaking day I have to deal with those annoying and inhuman fan girls fawning all over me, they keep thinking they're worthy enough to be in the same presence of an Uchiha" Sasuke said snobbishly as he took a large bite out of the tomato in his hand.

"Well what do you expect? Your last name is 'Uchiha' Don't forget the fact that you've finally started listening to me and you've stopped letting father your life and follow your own dreams. Because of that you're the #2 hottest male singer in Japan and your face is almost everywhere worldwide" Itachi emphasized by holding up a magazine that had Sasuke's face on the cover.

"Che, the only thing they want me for my money and good lucks. Not the actual me; there was only one person who actually wanted me for who I am, but I let that one get away…" Sasuke said the last few words to himself.

"That you did, Otouto" Itachi replied; he knew his brother would have regretted this later in life; it was later and he regretted it.

"That is why I'm determined to change that" Sasuke said boldly, "What are you talking about Otouto?" Itachi Replied as he put the magazine back down on the table.

"I want my sunshine back and the only way to do that is to go where he is located" Sasuke's smirk appeared on his face, he walked out of the kitchen before Itachi could say anything else to him

"Achoo!" Naruto sneezed suddenly as a cool breeze passed by him and the others as they walked out of the building together. "Naruto, today Neji will have to take you home because my father wants me home ASAP to discuss some business dealing with his company" Gaara told Naruto, making sure he knew the details.

"That's okay Gaara, I was planning on going over to Neji and Hinata's house anyway; that way I could play with Hina-chan" Naruto said with a n innocent smile.

"What about spending some time with me, Naru-chan?" Neji asked as he wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist.

"Hyuuga step away from the clueless uke" Gaara said as he glared at Neji

"And what if I don't want to?" Neji challenged the other male with a smirk on his face.

"Then it looks like I just found Kankuro a new puppet to play with once I'm done disabling you piece by piece" Gaara Said threateningly, they both continued to glare at each other while Hinata and Naruto stood in the background, watching the two and talking to each other in the process.


"Hina-chan, what's an uke? Is it some type of ramen?" Naruto asked as he cocked his head to the side cutely.

"I d-don't know Naruto-kun, b-but I don't b-believe it's a t-type of ramen" Hinata answered as they arrived at the mansion.

"You know, each time I've come here I can't help wonder which mansion is bigger, yours or Gaara's" Naruto said as she removed his shoes at the door before following Hinata up the stairs and into her bedroom.

"Wow, Hinata your room is so pretty!" Naruto said as he entered quickly.

"T-Thank you N-Naruto-kun" Hinata replied as Naruto looked around.

"Is this your closet?! It's about as big as my room! Did I mention how many designer clothing there is in here!? Ne, Hina-chan why don't I see you wear any of this? You have so much!" Naruto asked, walking further into the closet.

"B-because t-that type of c-clothing m-might not l-look right o-on me… Well a-at least that's what the o-other girls u-used to s-say a-about me."' Hinata admitted sadly and Naruto answered as quickly as she could, "That's not true Hina-chan! I bet you'll look great in these clothes!

"You think s-so?" Hinata asked and Naruto nodded, "I know so! Now off to a different subject, have you thought about who you're going to take to the Winter dance that's in a couple weeks?" Naruto asked as he plopped down besides Hinata on the bed.

"A-A-Ano, I was thinking a-about asking K-K-K-Ki-Kiba-kun" She said, she was blushing cherry red when she said Kiba's name.

"Kiba? You're talking about Inuzuka Kiba, the star football player right?" Naruto asked and his question was confirmed when she nodded her head up and down in a 'yes' motion.

"Awww! How cute!" Naruto squealed.

"A-Ano, but he probably d-doesn't want t-to go with s-someone like m-me" Hinata said with another sad expression.

"Don't worry Hina-chan. Onee-chan have your back and if that dog dares to try and hurt your feelings, I'll take care of him." Naruto vowed cracking his knuckles on the 'I'll take care of him' part.

"T-Thank-you!" Hinata smiled and hugged Naruto for who knows how long

The Next Day

Naruto was in class, listening to his IPod when Hinata and Neji entered the classroom, his head bobbed up and he happily greeted them, "Hi Hina-chan! Hi Neji-kun!" Naruto waved.

"N-Naruto-kun you're cosplaying today!" Hinata said with a smile, today our adorable, feminine, cross dressing, uke, was cosplaying as IA from vocaloid but she didn't have the wig because he had hair that resembles IA's.

"I decided to do it last night." Naruto said with a smile, "Naru-chan your cuteness always seems to surprise me in some way" Neji said as he leaned in and gave Naruto a quick kiss on his cheek.

"Neji stop doing things like that!" Naruto yelped as he held his hand over his kissed cheek, not noticing the fan-girls in the room that were screaming bloody murder with their dark glares.

"Alright class, quiet down" Said a man who just walked into the room, he had silver white hair and there was a mask covering his face, and in his hand was an orange book with a red circle that had a line through it, the book read, "Icha Icha paradise" He put the book down and smiled at the class even though they couldn't see it.

"Good news class, we have a new student joining us today!" Kakashi announced, and just when he said that the door to the classroom opened and a male with dark hair that stuck up in the back walked into the room. He wore all types of high class designer clothes with black shades. The person removed his shades and when he did that hell broke loose. The room was full of screams and squeals; they obviously recognized him.

"I guess there no need for an introduction." Kakashi muttered before yelling at the class, "Alright, alright! Class calm down! You can ask Mr. Uchiha for an autograph later! For now its class time, do all of you want to have detention with Orochimaru-sensei?" Kakashi said and that seemed to make everyone shut up, no one liked to spend detention with Orochimaru.

"Now, take a seat in front of Naru-chan there" Kakashi said as he pointed toward Naruto who was glaring daggers at him, Neji was doing the same thing as Sasuke calmly walked to his seat and dismissed all of the stares he was receiving. He looked up towards Naruto and smirked.

"Did you miss me dobe?"

See ya next time!