A Poem About Ares

by Red Baron15

Hephaestus has always kept to himself. With an unloving wife and siblings who barely interact with him, he's definitely not outspoken. However, that doesn't mean he doesn't express himself. Discontinued, unless you have a special request.

3. A Poem About Aphrodite

(Seeing as this is Aphrodite the poems will be slightly more suggestive than others)

Aphrodite, you're a whore,

Having a make-out session with a boar (Ares),

Apparently goddess of love snores,

love; a very provocative word that you adore,

You were the reason for the Trojan war,

If you were Freyja, you'd probably jump Thor,

I'd love to see you in a boat that uses oars,

I don't want to be married to you anymore,

if you've never heard of a discount store,

You're the only goddess who gets saddle-sore,

And I'm not sorry for standing up for,

what's right Ms. Galore.

You're dating a guy with a crew-cut,

How do you like it when he throws out a cigar butt,

What the hell is 'Tut, Tut!,

You're the only one who uses that, somewhat,

This fanfic is rated K+ so I can't write about smut,

You don't know the words budget-cut,

Apparently every family jewel is an edible nut,

You honestly deserve a kick in the butt.

The representative of love is the dove,

It is above all of belove,

It is sort of glove for glove,

I understand the word, sort of,

What you're proud of, I try to get rid of,

Be patient of Hephaestus, and you'll have a mourning dove.