Personal memo, day 1: Honestly, how the glub did trolls show up in my house?! I mean like, they were randomly teleported from a skaia portal to my living room. That's not normal, and why only them? So many stupid questions that need to be answered that wouldn't even come up if this didn't happen. I could write fanfiction happily without watching over my back to not break my cover. I should have just told them that I knew who they were, this would be a lot simpler. I just hope that they don't hack into my, wait, I just hope that Sollux doesn't let his curiosity get the better of him, and he hacks into my computer and sees everything! AH! HE WOULD SEE ALL MY SHIP FANFICTIONS AND PICTURES! This is not good, this is not good. I am not leaving my laptop alone for one second. I will glubbing sleep with it if I have too.
Haku sits alone in her room, her back leaning against the far wall, her eyes glancing every minute to the only way in, her bedroom door. She returns back to her fanfiction, as the trolls continue to watch some My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Havoc plays on repeat as she types the battle scene out. She is currently writing a war fanfiction that a lot of people seem to really like. She knows that at least 20 people are following it, which is the most she has ever gotten with a single fanfiction.
Shouts are heard occasionally from the front room, but she isn't worried about it, because it's Karkat. Karkat can't kill anyone, he might break something, but he certainly won't kill anyone. Just the person he is yelling at might be the one doing the killing.
Haku has made some observations also. Karkat and Vriska seem to be going down the route of kismesistude, Sollux and Aradia are not matesprits but Sollux and Feferi are, Kanaya and Vriska are moirails, and pretty much people Haku wants to fill certain quadrants with are open. I won't be telling you those quadrants though; it will ruin the fun of you finding out.