Alright here is the third chapter. Hope you all like it (I decided to include Rico in this chapter incase anyone missed him)

Hope you like it ^_^

The temperature in the penguin's habitat seemed to drop 20C.

"W...Wh...What?" Skipper stuttered.

Karin's smirk stretched across her entire face as she saw the shock on Skippers face. Kowalski turned from the unconscious Private after wrapping a bandage around his head and whispered to Skipper.

"Skipper, who is this?"

"Kowalski-Karen, Karen-Kowalski. Karen is my... my..."

"I'M!" Karen raised her voice, cutting Skipper off "His ex-wife" Her grin disappeared "And I'm here to see our son like we agreed in the divorce"

Suddenly Rico walked into the base via the lab door and looked around at the 3 confused penguins, 2 angry badgers and the unconscious penguin in the bunk.

"'rivate!" Rico looked at Kowalski and pointed at Private. "Wha?"

"It's alright Rico, Private is perfectly alright. Could you go get some fish from the zoo store and Skippers stress ball, I've got a feeling things may get ugly and Skipper could use it"

"Yup" Rico shot a death glare at the new penguin and climbed out the hatch.

Skipper turned back to his ex-wife "Now Karen you do realise our son was 3 days old during the divorce"

"Yes, I know that" Karen's voice dripped with sarcasm as she mumbled something about what an idiot Skipper was.

Skipper heard her.

"What I mean is... Our son won't recognise you since he was only born" Skippers expression darkened "And if I remember right, one of the reasons we got a divorce was because YOU wanted to destroy the egg the day before he hatched"

"Yes, now where is he?"

"YOU WON'T SEE HIM UNTIL I KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO!"

Karen stepped back at the aggressiveness in Skippers voice and the look of death on his face. Even Kowalski was shocked. He had known Skipper for years and he had only ever remembered Skipper having that expression on his face that one time when Blowhole had... Wait...that's classified.

"Skipper that was years ago" Karen began.

"I really do not care Karen" Skipper shot at her

Karen sighed, she was quickly growing annoyed. "Skipper, I have not seen my son for nearly his entire life and I want to see him NOW, encase you've forgotten..." Her face lit up with a devious smile "If you deny me anything that was agreed in the divorce, I get full custody of our son"

Skipper sighed, defeated "You'll have to wait until he wakes up"

"I still want to see him, even if he is asleep" Karen said

"Ouch!"

Skipper looked to Private who was waking up in his bunk, to her, then her two badger guards.

"You already have Karen"

Skipper went to help Private sit up in his bunk.

"Ski-Skippah?" Private held his flipper to his head as his headache worsened.

"Easy Private, you took a nasty knock to the cranium. There shouldn't be any lasting damage but you will have a headache" Kowalski waddled over to them and checked the bandage on Privates head. Private looked at him with his usual happy smile and childishly hopeful eyes.

"I'll be alright, thanks Kowalski"

Karen pulled Skipper away from the bunk and whispered to him "Is that my son?"

"You mean 'OUR' Son?"

She rolled her eyes at him "fine yes, I mean 'OUR' son. Is it him?" She nodded her head towards Private.

Skipper nodded "Yes Karen, Private's our son" He looked to his feet before continuing "But he doesn't know that either of us are his parents"

Karen gave him a knowing smile.

"Well then, we'll just have to tell him" She began to walk towards the bunks, Skipper stopped her.

"I think the boy has been through enough for one today. We'll tell him tomorrow"

They both waddled back towards the bunks, just when Private noticed Karen's two guards...

"BADGERS!"

Okay the Private-Badgers thing was kinda random since I didn't really put anything remotelly funny in. I'm kinda stumped as to where to go with this story so if you could PM me any suggestions you may have that would be awesome. The sooner I get suggestions the sooner the next chapter will be up:

Review plz!