We begin with a flashback. Shinji and Usuka are fornicating inside giant Rei, "Yummy cummies mummies" said Shirou's neighborhood Spiderman as Batman fought self-conscious. "NOOOOO!" screamed Shinji as he removed kebab on Rei's orders. "Delivery for you." Usuka said as Kaworu flamboyantly killed Ajit while the third child crashed this plane with no survivors into that giantess belonging to Anno. This sucks Gendo's dick, causing damage known only to Loli. "The keikaku, 'third stage impact' has finally not happened! …no-one expected nothing! Plot stagnated, fuck.", said Gendo because all he wanted for Shinji was for him to suck Kaworu's vore during coitus. NERV exploded and Asuka's clone's attitude remained bitch but tis turned, blocking doujins autistically by 4chan. Asuka discovered Autism. "See that space rocket cowboy?" said Moot, rolling autistically in doujin. He was Boss Columbine shooter.