A.N: Thanks for reading! I have 2,100+ words for a very long chapter planned for TWIYH! Tell the readers, Mew.
Mew: GPS doesn't own Pokemon. *hugs neck ultra tightly*
GPS: *stops breathing*
Mew: D: *lets go and revives*
Mew flew back to her house real fast and got some Scotch tape and put the photos of her and Mewtwo on the wall of her pink bedroom. She covered her nose and giggled (like in the first movie) and decided to spread more joy to the Pokemon in her area. She floated gently with the breeze and saw a trio of Pokemon floating past her: they were the Lake Guardians, Mespirit, Uxie, and Azelf. They were all three siblings. Mew heard them speaking and it sounded like they were quarreling a bit.
"Let us spend the afternoon engaging in tedious contemplation of the molecular world," suggested Uxie with his eyes closed.
"No way! I have the determination to start building a tree fort and spy on all the lovely ladies!" said the male Azelf.
"I do not mind what we do as long as we are together! It makes me feel so joyful!" said Mespirit as she danced in the air. She stopped when her leg hit something fluffy. It was Mew!
"OUCH!" shouted Mew in pain as she fell on her butt and tooted since she was a little scared of what the three of them combined would do. Although technically, she easily could have beaten them because she weighed 13 times the weight of each individual and a body slam would smash them into the ground like a steamroller. The Guardian Trio looked down at the kitten and had various expressions on their faces.
"Mew!" said Mespirit, the most carefree of the trio and ran up to the ancestral Pokemon and offered her a hand to lift her up. "Like, I'm so sorry I hit you!" D:
"It's okay, Mespirit," answered Mew as she hugged the source of emotions Pokemon. Comical hearts floated around Azelf who had clasped hands and a look of admiration at the pink kitten; he secretly had a crush on Mew.
Mespirit had been locked in the embrace for about fifteen seconds and was desperately trying to pry Mew off of her. Uxie laughed at his sister and her friend.
"Mew, stop! You're gonna crush my spine if you don't ease up!" said Mespirit nervously. Mew let go and giggled. Mespirit, on the other hand, didn't look too pleased.
"This is the fourth time in five days you've done this, Mew!" continued Mespirit a bit angrily. "I'm gonna need to see a chiropractor if you do this again!"
"Well, why don't you gain some weight?" suggested Mew with a tilted head.
"WHAT?!" shouted Mespirit with rage.
"Well, I mean, look at you; you are one foot tall and weigh 0.7 pounds, compared to my sixteen inches and 9 pounds. How can I hug someone who doesn't even weigh a third of a kilogram? I weigh thirteen times your weight; that's just scary for us, considering we are near the same height."
"Hm, that does make a lot of sense; I'm tired of being blown around in the wind like a piece of paper," said Mespirit. Her two brothers were laughing behind her back. She growled.
"Hey, Mew, why don't you give me a hug?" asked Azelf as he arched his eyebrow in a suggestive matter.
"Nah, that's okay, I don't feel like it now," said Mew as she went up to the all-knowledgeable Uxie and gave him a hug. She tickled the tips of his two tails and he gasped.
"That's sensitive!" said a shocked Uxie as he blushed. His brother, on the other hand, was anything but pleased by the attention his yellow-headed geeky brother was getting. Mew was hugging the wind out of Uxie and he was gasping for breath. She took the hint and stopped hugging him.
"Mew, you are a hugaholic!" said Mespirit with a neutral look on her face. She rubbed her sore back and looked at the fuming Azelf brother of hers.
"Hey! What about me!" pleaded Azelf. "Don't I get something?"
"Oh, yeah, I forgot. You can have this," said Mew. She held out her arms for Azelf to see. He shrugged since he didn't know what to do, so he decided to go in for a hug. Mew held out a paw to indicate for him to stop. She then made a rainbow like SpongeBob did in that one episode (yes, you all know, like the meme).
"Check out my cuteness; it shines and sparkles like a rainbow!" she said loudly. She compressed it and it went into her hands that were now glimmering with the seven colors of the rainbow.
"Cool magic tri-" started Azelf, but he was interrupted by Mew.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW!" she squeaked and slapped Azelf across the face, Skittles flying everywhere from what she did. He held his cheek in pain while his sister and brother were picking up pieces of the fruity rainbow candy that covered the grass. "Would you like a hug now?" Mew asked calmly and cutely and laughed into her hands.
"NO! Get away from me, you pink freak! Let's get outta here, guys!" commanded Azelf and the three of them teleported to Myrtle Beach, SC to enjoy the beautiful summer weather.
"Bye, guys! Send me a post card!" said Mew as she waved at the disappearing teleportation portal that they left.