A/N: Wow, this is.. Sort of popular? Thank you for all of the reviews!
"I'm tired, you guys."
"Shh, Pete, it's McGonaga-"
"Hello, Mr. Pettigrew, Mr. Black."
McGonagall glared at them coldly. "What are you two doing here?"
Sirius thought quickly. "We... Were off to-"
McGonagall glared at him again. "Both of you to my office. Now."
One hour later...
"I find it very hard to believe that you were abducted by aliens and 'zapped back to Hogwarts'."
Sirius and Peter gulped. "That's what happened, right, Peter?"
Peter sent him a nasty look. "Sure."
"Which is why you were found with... A bag of Zonko's products?" said McGonagall sarcastically.
"Erm.."
"And why are you carrying a blank piece of parchment with you, Mr. Black?"
Sirius squirmed under McGonagall's scorching glare. "Never hurts to be prepared?"
McGonagall scowled, snatched it from his grasp, and tapped the parchment with her wand. "Specialis Revelio."
Nothing happened. "I, Minerva McGonagall, command you to reveal your secrets!"
Both Peter's and Sirius' mouths went dry. The map wasn't complete yet, but they had finished the defenses first.
Mr. Moony is impressed that Professor McGonagall managed to find this... And kindly tells Professor McGonagall to keep her nose out of other people's businesses.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, except for the 'kind' part. Mr. Prongs would also like to tell Minerva McGonagall that James Potter is not an 'arrogant, immature prankster'. He is the King of Pranksters.
Mr. Padfoot disagrees with Mr. Prongs. Sirius Black is the King of Pranksters.
Mr. Wormtail disagrees with both. Peter Pettigrew is the King of Pranksters.
Mr. Moony thinks that all three are annoying idiots.
Mr. Prongs thinks that-
"Gotta go, Professor!" shouted Sirius, grabbing the map from McGonagall.
McGonagall spluttered and turned crimson. "Wha- BLACK!"
While running to the common room, Peter growled at Sirius. "You are so dead, Black."